Mastering Patrick

Summary: My dad actually gave me this idea. Me shocked. See Spongebob has always lived a dulled life until he met a peculiar person named Sandy who's looking for someone that she must find and defeat in order to be the best. Spongebob agrees to help Sandy and learns some tricks along the way. But the one they must defeat is Patrick who is better than he seems.

Authors Note: nothing to say…I'm tired

Disclaimer: I own no characters…sad isn't it?

Chapter One

Spongebob lived a dull life with no excitement whatsoever. "Hey Gary it's another boring day." Spongebob said to his pet snail, Gary, after getting ready for the day.

"Meow," was all that his snail said and Spongebob frowned.

"Well, I'll see you later Gary. Krabs-sama doesn't allow tardiness." After Spongebob made that remark he exited his pineapple house that lived out of the main village. As he walked along the dirt road he was bombarded by a sound that sounded like fighting. "I wonder what that could be?" Spongebob said to himself. Spongebob ran in the direction of the sound and was greeted by a group of ninja's and a squirrel using some technique of fighting he's never seen. In just a few short minutes all of the ninjas were defeated and Spongebob went down to greet the young fighter. "Why konnichi wa…what are you doing out here? And what was you doing?" Spongebob asked and the squirrel just looked at him.

"Why I'm Sandy…nice to meet you…uh…what did you say your name was?"

"Spongebob Squarepants."

"Spongebob-san. I'm looking for a master of fighting…and I was basically just fighting…haven't you ever seen it?"

"Why no…all I ever do is wake up go to work and then come home to sleep."

"Do they even feed you?"

"Sometimes if I work really hard."

"Hmm…how about you travel with me…I'll teach you some fighting skills and you help me find the master of fighting. Deal?" Sandy held out her hand and Spongebob accepted it.

"Sure thing," Spongebob smiled. This looked like the start of a beautiful friendship and maybe a little bit more of an exciting life for Spongebob.

End Chapter One

Authors Note: Pessimistic Spongebob…never thought I'd see the day…well, just tell me what you think so I can continue…and I need only 5 reviews to get me motivated.