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A/N: Glad to know you guys don't hate the new DADA teacher, as for her and Sirius getting together….I can't say anything yet, and I have a special plan for her which includes her sister (those who recognized Dorcas, would realize that what Sirius said about her was rather peculiar ^_~ and others who need a hint…she's in book5, but she is already dead!), and of course Voldie! The idea for her plot comes from a actual event that happened, by another evil guy like Voldie in history…just hope you guyz wont mind the darkness of it all!!!
Anyhoo, don't worry Acacia Jules, I was never planning on a Ariadne/Sirius pairing…but can you blame her for noticing how gorgeous he is??? I know I can't! Hee hee! Lily Skylo you have a nice grip on what's going on between Anika and our Siri…and Ping*Pong5 the Marauders have to find out sometime about the trio being from the future…but how and when? I kinda have a rough idea….but I think they should have lotz of mindless fun before that!!!! THANX guys for you're reviews, it's good to know how you feel about this fic!
Sirius sighed, he knew what he had to do, there was no way he would waist his Friday night sitting all alone in the DADA room…with his butt stuck to the chair. No, anything was better than that…eventhough he had to walk through the halls in his 'Super Sexy Dueling Witch' boxers! It would all be worth it if he got to party like he always did on Friday nights, he just hoped he wouldn't meet any of the older Slytherins on the way…fighting them without his pants on didn't seem too pleasant, though it was quite hilarious if he really thought about it…
Letting out another sigh, Sirius finally unbuttoned his pants and realizing it would be next to impossible to take them off in his current position, he used his wand to rip them off. He had tried every unsticking hex and spell he could think of (and he knew a lot, from his occupation of being a number1 prankster), but Anika's charm was permanent…but looking down at his now bare legs Sirius smiled. If I'm gonna go through the halls like this I might as well do it right, he thought, now unbuttoning his robes and top. Finally when his boxers were the only thing he had on Sirius grabbed his wand, and thought it was now time for payback!
Kicking the door open Sirius called for his broomstick, which took a while, but finally zoomed it's way to him. Getting on top of it, Sirius flew around looking for other students, he wanted to show himself off in his 'sexay' boxers…but even more than that, he wanted the message written in red paint across his chest, read by as many people as possible. Finally he saw a couple of Ravenclaw 5th years, all of them turned to watch Sirius go by, staring at the writing on his chest with questioning looks.
"Go there on tomorrow's Hogsmead visit!" Sirius called out to them as he slowly flew by, sending them a grin and feeling satisfied to see their blushing faces.
Revenge was sweet, by nighttime the next day, Sirius was gonna use his cursed Black name for use for once! He was gonna make sure everyone knew the dirty secret of the Meadows family, that only a few pureblood families knew! Anika was gonna learn NOT to mess with Sirius ever again, and Dorcas would learn a nice little lesson as well!!!
Seeing Anika approaching across the corner, Sirius quickly tapped his wand on his chest, making the paint disappear, and flew a few circles around her grinning before heading to the other direction, surprised to not hear her yelling threats to his back.
* * *
Anika let out a shaky breath before pushing open the empty classroom door, and walked in still rather nervous. It only took a second for her to find the other girl, the one she had sent a note to about meeting her here so late. Anika watched her for a few seconds, the way her beautiful heart shaped face shimmered in the dim candle light, the way her chest rose up and down under her messy black robes, and the soft smile that played on her resting face; before Anika made her way to the other side of the room and woke her up by gently placing her arms on her shoulders and shaking her.
It didn't take to long for the sleeping beauty to wake up, Anika smiled, remembering how her baby sister had always been a light sleeper. For a second Dorcas' wide eyes shone with delight seeing who it was that had woken her, but barely a second later intense amount of hurt spread through her face, and as suddenly as the first two emotions, anger blazed through her very skin. Anika was sure she had never felt so horrible in all her life, but she bit her lip trying to keep her cool and stepped back, giving her sister a small bit of space.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Fury dripped from every single syllable out of Dorcas' mouth.
"Dorcas—"
"Don't!!! I only came here just to tell you how much I hate you, I don't need to hear useless apologies pouring out of your mouth!" Dorcas said her voice so cold you could freeze hell over with it….but knowing her little sister so well, Anika could see the pain begging to get out, in her eyes, and smiled sadly herself.
"You know that's a lie, you're here because you love me," Anika said softly, marveling at the incredible effect these simple words had over her sister, the anger had suddenly left Dorcas' face, and now her lips trembled ever so slightly, and her eyes shone with tears, "and I love you! You can't lie to me Cassie, you never could…"
"It doesn't matter," Dorcas said fighting away the tears, and trying to force the anger to come back, "you just went away…and left me behind!"
"I know, and I'm sorry…but you know I had to," Anika could almost feel Dorcas' eyes melting under her gaze and feel the different emotions passing through them, "mom and dad would've killed me if I didn't!"
"But still—" Dorcas began, tears flowing down her cheeks now, but Anika stopped her with a heart-aching hug.
"I miss you too," Anika kissed her wet salty cheek softly, and wiped away her own tears, "I had to leave…I made the choice, but I couldn't do that for you! Can you understand that Cas? I love you, but you had to grow up and make your own choices…I couldn't force mine on you!!!"
"But you never came to visit, all I had were those letters you sent me…I missed you so much, it hurt!" it was as though an iron fist had clenched Anika's heart, as she heard her sister's heartbroken voice and felt her shoulders shake in her arms.
"I'll make it up to you Cas, don't you see I'm here for you now? When you graduate this year, I'll give you the choice to come with me…you'll be ready by then!"
* * *
"What do you think you're doing Scar-y Potter?" Sirius' loud voice made Harry jumped.
"What do you mean?" Harry asked, who had just been in middle of buttoning up his shirt, Sirius laughed at the startled look on his face, and Ron's too as a matter of fact.
"You can't wear CLOTHES for Quidditch," he laughed even harder at the horror written on their faces, "it's a Gryffindor rule to always practice in your PJs! We're the comfiest team there is, that's probably why we win so much!!!"
"Actually Siri, our trophies are all thanks to MY brilliant reflexes!" James commented tackling his best friend to the floor, "I saw Fiera Elwood just now, she said she'd like to JOIN you tonight!"
"Ah, like always, my abs will never seize to fail me!!!" Sirius said while wrestling James on the ground.
"But what's all this about the writing on you're chest?" James gave him a suspicious look, a little too suspicious, but Sirius understood why. The two friends had gone through a bit of rough times after the whole nearly getting Snape killed episode, now James was always rather cautious of Sirius' revenge plots, and yes, he could tell this was another one.
"TRUST me mate, it's just a little bit of show n tell…NO one'll get caught!" Sirius tried to reassure him, and using James' distraction as a way to get on top.
"Then how come I've never heard of West Road Hill??? What kind of store is it?"
"Will you just relax, you're starting to sound like my old aunt Laura!"
"Sirius…" James pulled away staring at him with narrowed eyes.
"It's not illegal, I think," Sirius said sheepishly, and James grinned.
"Ya, right, you said that about the white stuff we tried when we hung out at the muggle world last summer…"
"So…we still had a blast though!" Sirius pointed out, now both boys just stared at each other for a few seconds, before collapsing to the floor laughing their asses off.
Ron gave them an odd look, then turned to Harry with his eyebrows raised, who was grinning humorously. Harry could just imagine his dad and Sirius getting high in a muggle street, knowing it was too difficalt to explain he quickly shook his head at Ron, who just shrugged and looked down absentmindedly, seeing his broomstick, he suddenly turned a few shades lighter.
"Are all of you guys on the team?" Ron asked nervously, hardly noticing the two boys moving around the floor.
"Nope," Remus said in a very careless voice, so much so that it left Harry with the impression that Quidditch wasn't too important to him, "I kinda have a bad history with broomsticks and crashing them into trees, houses…and Mr. Potter's flying car!"
"Here, here," Sirius said as he broke out of James headlock, who was still laughing his butt off.
"Look on the bright side Moony, at least now you're a legend at the Potter parties…something to be proud of don't you think?" James grinned at his friend, but as he opened his mouth to say something next, the grim look on Sirius' face stopped him.
"James," Sirius said quietly, rolling on to his back and resting his head on his arms, "I can't make the next one."
"SIRIUS!" Remus gasped at him in shock, and James just stared at him, "You can't let THEM ruin our yearly tradition!!!"
"Yeah, Sirius you HAVE to come," said Peter, while James slowly got to his feet.
"I'll get mom to uninvite them…I'd much rather have you there than any of the other Blacks, Sirius! You're part of the Potter family, and we always make it to our parties!!!" James said holding down a hand to Sirius, who took it and got to his feet, laughing.
"Oh come of it Prongsi! I know perfectly well how impolite and totally inappropriate it is to uninvite any of the pureblood families, specially with all the business going on between our dads!!! Besides, I really don't care, I was always pressured into these large parties by my family…think of it as one more way of me breaking free!!!" Sirius said lightheartedly messing up James' already messy head.
"Fine, be this stubborn! But if you won't make it Pads, neither will I!!!" While James looked dead serious, Sirius just grinned.
"Ha ha! That's funny Prongsi, I would believe you, cept for the fact that when it's YOU'RE family throwing the party, it's a MUST for you to be there!!!"
"Laugh all you want, but you just said it yourself, it's a MUST for all members of the Potter family to be there…if you break the rules, than so will I!!!" James crossed his arms, and Sirius just stared at him, his mouth hanging a bit open.
"So…you're gonna go or what?" Remus asked looking as though he was trying to hide his smile, something Harry couldn't manage, but Sirius hardly noticed, he was staring at James, and a sudden smile appeared on his face.
"I changed my mind, I'll be there," his smile quickly turned into a grin and he looked around the room at everyone, his eyes over-bright, "but you guys gotta promise to help me give the Blacks nothing short of hell the WHOLE night!!!"
"A noble night of pureblood class ruined…I can't tell you how much I love the sound of that," James looked rather googly-eyed, before he dived under his unmade bed.
"What are you looking for?" Peter asked anxiously, as the rest exchanged surprised looks.
"One sec," they heard his muffled voice say, and then James crawled out and straightened up to reveal a huge book, with a bold colorful cover which was covered in poisonous looking smoke, "the book I've been telling you guys all through the summer, it came out last week and dad sent me a copy just last night. It's called "Complicated Enough to Make Your Hair Curl: Let's give them a try", doesn't it sound fabulous???? The incantations and spells here are so powerful and amazing, a lot of them are actually practiced by Ministry unspeakables!"
"BLOODY HELL!" Sirius just stared at James as though he was Santa Claus, and so did the rest specially Harry.
"Ministry Unspeakables?" Harry asked, his voice shaky, his memories were suddenly so fresh …but then, the stuff they practiced like love, time, planets, death….it was all so secret, the book must have been a hoax, "How did you're dad get this book, James?"
"Well a lot of the unspeakables have been—let's just say Voldemort has found quite a lot of them USEFULL, so in the past few years the ministry has been having a lot of troubles getting the candidates ready to replace the old workers to gain all the knowledge through complicated notes and lessons, and they've decided that this book would be the best and the quickest alternative for them. Dad is VERY close with the minister, owning the biggest selling newspaper in the wizarding Britain has it's benefits, and so he managed to get one…and sent it to me, as sort of an additional study, he has many goals for me!!! But the point is, this knowledge might be a BIT difficult, but think of all the MUCH more advanced pranks we can play…it'll be like heaven if we figure out all the secrets of this book!!!!"
Harry however hadn't heard any of this, he just stood there, staring at James transfixed! Death…it was one THEIR studies…their knowledge would definitely include it's secrets…they studied the archway and veil!!! It was all Harry could do to keep himself from jumping James and stealing the book…but then James had said the contents in it were extremely difficult, and if he wanted to learn what happened to—that night, he was gonna need their help!
A/N: Glad to know you guys don't hate the new DADA teacher, as for her and Sirius getting together….I can't say anything yet, and I have a special plan for her which includes her sister (those who recognized Dorcas, would realize that what Sirius said about her was rather peculiar ^_~ and others who need a hint…she's in book5, but she is already dead!), and of course Voldie! The idea for her plot comes from a actual event that happened, by another evil guy like Voldie in history…just hope you guyz wont mind the darkness of it all!!!
Anyhoo, don't worry Acacia Jules, I was never planning on a Ariadne/Sirius pairing…but can you blame her for noticing how gorgeous he is??? I know I can't! Hee hee! Lily Skylo you have a nice grip on what's going on between Anika and our Siri…and Ping*Pong5 the Marauders have to find out sometime about the trio being from the future…but how and when? I kinda have a rough idea….but I think they should have lotz of mindless fun before that!!!! THANX guys for you're reviews, it's good to know how you feel about this fic!
Sirius sighed, he knew what he had to do, there was no way he would waist his Friday night sitting all alone in the DADA room…with his butt stuck to the chair. No, anything was better than that…eventhough he had to walk through the halls in his 'Super Sexy Dueling Witch' boxers! It would all be worth it if he got to party like he always did on Friday nights, he just hoped he wouldn't meet any of the older Slytherins on the way…fighting them without his pants on didn't seem too pleasant, though it was quite hilarious if he really thought about it…
Letting out another sigh, Sirius finally unbuttoned his pants and realizing it would be next to impossible to take them off in his current position, he used his wand to rip them off. He had tried every unsticking hex and spell he could think of (and he knew a lot, from his occupation of being a number1 prankster), but Anika's charm was permanent…but looking down at his now bare legs Sirius smiled. If I'm gonna go through the halls like this I might as well do it right, he thought, now unbuttoning his robes and top. Finally when his boxers were the only thing he had on Sirius grabbed his wand, and thought it was now time for payback!
Kicking the door open Sirius called for his broomstick, which took a while, but finally zoomed it's way to him. Getting on top of it, Sirius flew around looking for other students, he wanted to show himself off in his 'sexay' boxers…but even more than that, he wanted the message written in red paint across his chest, read by as many people as possible. Finally he saw a couple of Ravenclaw 5th years, all of them turned to watch Sirius go by, staring at the writing on his chest with questioning looks.
"Go there on tomorrow's Hogsmead visit!" Sirius called out to them as he slowly flew by, sending them a grin and feeling satisfied to see their blushing faces.
Revenge was sweet, by nighttime the next day, Sirius was gonna use his cursed Black name for use for once! He was gonna make sure everyone knew the dirty secret of the Meadows family, that only a few pureblood families knew! Anika was gonna learn NOT to mess with Sirius ever again, and Dorcas would learn a nice little lesson as well!!!
Seeing Anika approaching across the corner, Sirius quickly tapped his wand on his chest, making the paint disappear, and flew a few circles around her grinning before heading to the other direction, surprised to not hear her yelling threats to his back.
* * *
Anika let out a shaky breath before pushing open the empty classroom door, and walked in still rather nervous. It only took a second for her to find the other girl, the one she had sent a note to about meeting her here so late. Anika watched her for a few seconds, the way her beautiful heart shaped face shimmered in the dim candle light, the way her chest rose up and down under her messy black robes, and the soft smile that played on her resting face; before Anika made her way to the other side of the room and woke her up by gently placing her arms on her shoulders and shaking her.
It didn't take to long for the sleeping beauty to wake up, Anika smiled, remembering how her baby sister had always been a light sleeper. For a second Dorcas' wide eyes shone with delight seeing who it was that had woken her, but barely a second later intense amount of hurt spread through her face, and as suddenly as the first two emotions, anger blazed through her very skin. Anika was sure she had never felt so horrible in all her life, but she bit her lip trying to keep her cool and stepped back, giving her sister a small bit of space.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Fury dripped from every single syllable out of Dorcas' mouth.
"Dorcas—"
"Don't!!! I only came here just to tell you how much I hate you, I don't need to hear useless apologies pouring out of your mouth!" Dorcas said her voice so cold you could freeze hell over with it….but knowing her little sister so well, Anika could see the pain begging to get out, in her eyes, and smiled sadly herself.
"You know that's a lie, you're here because you love me," Anika said softly, marveling at the incredible effect these simple words had over her sister, the anger had suddenly left Dorcas' face, and now her lips trembled ever so slightly, and her eyes shone with tears, "and I love you! You can't lie to me Cassie, you never could…"
"It doesn't matter," Dorcas said fighting away the tears, and trying to force the anger to come back, "you just went away…and left me behind!"
"I know, and I'm sorry…but you know I had to," Anika could almost feel Dorcas' eyes melting under her gaze and feel the different emotions passing through them, "mom and dad would've killed me if I didn't!"
"But still—" Dorcas began, tears flowing down her cheeks now, but Anika stopped her with a heart-aching hug.
"I miss you too," Anika kissed her wet salty cheek softly, and wiped away her own tears, "I had to leave…I made the choice, but I couldn't do that for you! Can you understand that Cas? I love you, but you had to grow up and make your own choices…I couldn't force mine on you!!!"
"But you never came to visit, all I had were those letters you sent me…I missed you so much, it hurt!" it was as though an iron fist had clenched Anika's heart, as she heard her sister's heartbroken voice and felt her shoulders shake in her arms.
"I'll make it up to you Cas, don't you see I'm here for you now? When you graduate this year, I'll give you the choice to come with me…you'll be ready by then!"
* * *
"What do you think you're doing Scar-y Potter?" Sirius' loud voice made Harry jumped.
"What do you mean?" Harry asked, who had just been in middle of buttoning up his shirt, Sirius laughed at the startled look on his face, and Ron's too as a matter of fact.
"You can't wear CLOTHES for Quidditch," he laughed even harder at the horror written on their faces, "it's a Gryffindor rule to always practice in your PJs! We're the comfiest team there is, that's probably why we win so much!!!"
"Actually Siri, our trophies are all thanks to MY brilliant reflexes!" James commented tackling his best friend to the floor, "I saw Fiera Elwood just now, she said she'd like to JOIN you tonight!"
"Ah, like always, my abs will never seize to fail me!!!" Sirius said while wrestling James on the ground.
"But what's all this about the writing on you're chest?" James gave him a suspicious look, a little too suspicious, but Sirius understood why. The two friends had gone through a bit of rough times after the whole nearly getting Snape killed episode, now James was always rather cautious of Sirius' revenge plots, and yes, he could tell this was another one.
"TRUST me mate, it's just a little bit of show n tell…NO one'll get caught!" Sirius tried to reassure him, and using James' distraction as a way to get on top.
"Then how come I've never heard of West Road Hill??? What kind of store is it?"
"Will you just relax, you're starting to sound like my old aunt Laura!"
"Sirius…" James pulled away staring at him with narrowed eyes.
"It's not illegal, I think," Sirius said sheepishly, and James grinned.
"Ya, right, you said that about the white stuff we tried when we hung out at the muggle world last summer…"
"So…we still had a blast though!" Sirius pointed out, now both boys just stared at each other for a few seconds, before collapsing to the floor laughing their asses off.
Ron gave them an odd look, then turned to Harry with his eyebrows raised, who was grinning humorously. Harry could just imagine his dad and Sirius getting high in a muggle street, knowing it was too difficalt to explain he quickly shook his head at Ron, who just shrugged and looked down absentmindedly, seeing his broomstick, he suddenly turned a few shades lighter.
"Are all of you guys on the team?" Ron asked nervously, hardly noticing the two boys moving around the floor.
"Nope," Remus said in a very careless voice, so much so that it left Harry with the impression that Quidditch wasn't too important to him, "I kinda have a bad history with broomsticks and crashing them into trees, houses…and Mr. Potter's flying car!"
"Here, here," Sirius said as he broke out of James headlock, who was still laughing his butt off.
"Look on the bright side Moony, at least now you're a legend at the Potter parties…something to be proud of don't you think?" James grinned at his friend, but as he opened his mouth to say something next, the grim look on Sirius' face stopped him.
"James," Sirius said quietly, rolling on to his back and resting his head on his arms, "I can't make the next one."
"SIRIUS!" Remus gasped at him in shock, and James just stared at him, "You can't let THEM ruin our yearly tradition!!!"
"Yeah, Sirius you HAVE to come," said Peter, while James slowly got to his feet.
"I'll get mom to uninvite them…I'd much rather have you there than any of the other Blacks, Sirius! You're part of the Potter family, and we always make it to our parties!!!" James said holding down a hand to Sirius, who took it and got to his feet, laughing.
"Oh come of it Prongsi! I know perfectly well how impolite and totally inappropriate it is to uninvite any of the pureblood families, specially with all the business going on between our dads!!! Besides, I really don't care, I was always pressured into these large parties by my family…think of it as one more way of me breaking free!!!" Sirius said lightheartedly messing up James' already messy head.
"Fine, be this stubborn! But if you won't make it Pads, neither will I!!!" While James looked dead serious, Sirius just grinned.
"Ha ha! That's funny Prongsi, I would believe you, cept for the fact that when it's YOU'RE family throwing the party, it's a MUST for you to be there!!!"
"Laugh all you want, but you just said it yourself, it's a MUST for all members of the Potter family to be there…if you break the rules, than so will I!!!" James crossed his arms, and Sirius just stared at him, his mouth hanging a bit open.
"So…you're gonna go or what?" Remus asked looking as though he was trying to hide his smile, something Harry couldn't manage, but Sirius hardly noticed, he was staring at James, and a sudden smile appeared on his face.
"I changed my mind, I'll be there," his smile quickly turned into a grin and he looked around the room at everyone, his eyes over-bright, "but you guys gotta promise to help me give the Blacks nothing short of hell the WHOLE night!!!"
"A noble night of pureblood class ruined…I can't tell you how much I love the sound of that," James looked rather googly-eyed, before he dived under his unmade bed.
"What are you looking for?" Peter asked anxiously, as the rest exchanged surprised looks.
"One sec," they heard his muffled voice say, and then James crawled out and straightened up to reveal a huge book, with a bold colorful cover which was covered in poisonous looking smoke, "the book I've been telling you guys all through the summer, it came out last week and dad sent me a copy just last night. It's called "Complicated Enough to Make Your Hair Curl: Let's give them a try", doesn't it sound fabulous???? The incantations and spells here are so powerful and amazing, a lot of them are actually practiced by Ministry unspeakables!"
"BLOODY HELL!" Sirius just stared at James as though he was Santa Claus, and so did the rest specially Harry.
"Ministry Unspeakables?" Harry asked, his voice shaky, his memories were suddenly so fresh …but then, the stuff they practiced like love, time, planets, death….it was all so secret, the book must have been a hoax, "How did you're dad get this book, James?"
"Well a lot of the unspeakables have been—let's just say Voldemort has found quite a lot of them USEFULL, so in the past few years the ministry has been having a lot of troubles getting the candidates ready to replace the old workers to gain all the knowledge through complicated notes and lessons, and they've decided that this book would be the best and the quickest alternative for them. Dad is VERY close with the minister, owning the biggest selling newspaper in the wizarding Britain has it's benefits, and so he managed to get one…and sent it to me, as sort of an additional study, he has many goals for me!!! But the point is, this knowledge might be a BIT difficult, but think of all the MUCH more advanced pranks we can play…it'll be like heaven if we figure out all the secrets of this book!!!!"
Harry however hadn't heard any of this, he just stood there, staring at James transfixed! Death…it was one THEIR studies…their knowledge would definitely include it's secrets…they studied the archway and veil!!! It was all Harry could do to keep himself from jumping James and stealing the book…but then James had said the contents in it were extremely difficult, and if he wanted to learn what happened to—that night, he was gonna need their help!