More crazy suggestions from my friend Rune. (Shrugs) Although RedCrow1120 also suggested this. o.O;; BTW, did anyone know that there's a Kingdom Hearts TCG? I think it's only available in Japan, tho'. But if you go to you can either order a single pack or a whole box! Apparently some of the cards have character drawings on them, so I told my mom to get me a box for X-mas so I have a chance to get Ansem! XD

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"…Why are you on the same one as me?"

"Saves time."

"How do you know we're going to the same place?"

"…Oh well."

"Hmph."

"… … …"

"What's that sound?"

"What sound?"

"That one… See, there it was again!"

"Hmm… oh shit. We've stopped."

"What!"

"It stopped! It just froze there!"

"Can we get off?"

"You wanna try it?"

"Uh, no! Are there any barriers or anything to keep us from falling off?"

"I don't think so…"

"Eek!"

"Hehehe… rock the boat, rock the boat, rock the boat!"

"Ansem, quit it! You're gonna make me fall!"

"Rock the boat, rock the boat, rock the—OOWW!"

"Bastard!"

"That was my foot, you little shit!"

"Serves you right!"

"Why you little—whoa!"

"Ansem! You idiot! Get back up here! You're making it tilt!"

"Easier said than done, you dork!"

"Hang on, I'll see if I can pull you back up! …Give me your hand!"

"Do you wanna hold my hand?"

"…Do you want to die a really messy and very embarrassing death?"

"No, sir."

"…Hang on…"

"…Well, that was harrowing."

"You moron."

"How the hell am I a moron?"

"Well, let's see… you tell me these things have no barriers to prevent us from falling out, and what do you do? You start rocking it."

"Riku, shut up."

"So you start rocking this, and you fall off. I'm the only person who can pull your sorry ass back on, and you mock me. I'd say you qualify as a grade-A moron."

"Grr…"

"Aah! Ansem, stop! Whoa! QUIT IT!"

"Hehehe… ROCK THE BOAT!"

"Aaah! Stop it!"

"Rock the boat, rock the boat, rock the boat!"

"Seriously! Stop! We'll both fall—WHOA!

"Muahahaha!"

"Ansem, you IDIOT! What did I tell you?"

"Hehehe… are you ticklish?"

"Don't you DARE! Ack! Q-quit it!"

"Riku's ticklish, isn't he? Ack!"

"Well, this is peachy. Now we'll both die a messy, early death. Thank you, ANSEM!"

"Oh, shut up."

"My arms are getting tired. Shit."

"Riku, be quiet."

"Ow! You bastard!"

"Hey, is that Maleficent?"

"It is! MALEFICENT! HEY! The lift froze on us! Now we're stuck!"

"Don't tell her!"

"How else are we—OW!"

Maleficent couldn't believe her eyes. Ansem and Riku were both hanging off the edge of a lift, and both appeared to be trying to kick each other. Either that or they were playing "Chicken." She blinked several times, and reactivated the lift crystal. She stuck her fingers in her ears.

"Ask her to focus on/ Sailors fighting in the dance hall…" she sang as she walked away, trying to ignore Ansem and Riku arguing furiously.

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Hehehe…