Credit for this goes to Lost.Kai! And no, they don't do this on purpose. At least, I don't think they do… O.o… I'll get back to you on that… Oh! I know where to find Soldier Heartless plushies! They're expensive, tho'. Like, sixty or seventy bucks. O.o… Ah, I'll be mentioning that site for a while. XD

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"Ansem, get out of here!"

"How the hell am I supposed to get out? The door locks when you close it!"

"So then why the hell did you shut the door?"

"Screw you."

"Well, this is just lovely."

"At least there're only two of us."

"Three."

"YEEAAGH! Who said that!"

"I did."

"Oh, Hook. It's just you. Why are you in here?"

"I was the first person to come in here. I'd like to know how you two got in here."

"I was looking for a bucket."

"Why?"

"Erm…."

"Hey Riku, why is it you always look green on this ship?"

"Shut up, Ansem."

"No, seriously, every time I see you when you're on Hook's ship, you always have this greenish tinge to your face."

"Shut UP, Ansem!"

"Really? I never noticed."

"Yeah, it's real funny. Whenever I see him anywhere near this ship, he always looks green! I swear he makes a Green Requiem look blue!"

"That's pretty funny!"

"Isn't it, though? OW! MY FOOT!"

"Bastard! I told you to shut up."

"That's no reason to stomp on my foot!"

"I think it's plenty of reason!"

"Why you…"

"Hey! Quit fighting! Ow! That was me!"

"Well, get outta the way!"

"Not my fault!"

"Take that, you damn pansy-ass little shit!"

"Ow! I need that eye! Ansem, you suck!"

"Mleah. You deserved it."

"Did not!"

"Did!"

"Didn't!"

"Shut up, both of you!"

"Make us!"

"Shut up, or you're not going any further on my ship, you little weasels!"

"Screw you, bastard!"

"Keep your big nose outta this!"

"Yeah! One of these days you're gonna put somebody's eye out!"

"My nose is not that big!"

"Yes it is."

"Is not!"

"Easy, Hook. We're laughing at you, not with you. Or is it the other way around…?"

"We're not really making fun of you. We're just saying you have a big nose."

"I do not!"

"But seriously, you do have a big nose."

"I'll hit you so fucking hard…."

"Language! And stop picking your nose!"

"I wasn't picking my nose!"

"Whatever you say, Big Nose."

"WHAT?"

"Hehehe…"

"Ansem, don't you dare!"

"Hehehe…"

Smee ran as fast as his pudgy legs could carry him. He had heard a gunshot from his captain's cabin. He cautiously knocked on the door.

"Captain? Are you in here?" he asked. When no one replied, he pushed cautiously on the door. He looked around. Nothing seemed unusual… the corner of the rug was turned up near the closet door, which was jumping oddly… wait. Carefully, Smee opened the closet. He jumped aside as Ansem, Hook, and Riku tumbled out.

"Freedom!" Hook cried as he ran away.

"Oh no! Sea!" Riku cried, turning green and sprinting away.

"Oh boy! Discomfort!" Ansem yelled, chasing after Riku. Smee merely stared.

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XD Muahaha… This is so much FUN! Almost as fun as reading yaoi lemon fics! Eep! You didn't see that! (Uses mind-wipe technique she copied from RedCrow1120) Hehehe… Sasuke has a use after all! Sharingan wheel-eye rocks! Like Monty Python! (Hint hint)