This is a combo thingy of the suggestions from Hikari-Aoi and Scorch the Hedgehog! Danke! Some of the innuendo came from two of my friends trying to get someone's clarinet apart after band class. My friend Rune is gonna write part 8, so I don't know if this'll get updated on time.

I'm thinking about changing my penname to Tetsuya Kitase. I know Tetsuya is a guy's name, but I like it anyway. I'll probably change it on this site when I update next week, just so you know.

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"Yes… I think I'm finally safe from… Aah! Ansem, what the hell are you doing in here?"

"Nothing. What are you doing in here?"

"Hiding from you!"

"Um… meow?"

"Aah! Sora! What the hell?"

"I was wondering the same thing myself!"

"Well, I was just exploring, found this hole, and found you two in it! So what are you two doing in here?"

"Shut up, Sora."

"Don't tell me to shut up, Riku!"

"Uh… I don't think it would be all that wise to start fighting in here…"

"Keep your nose outta this, Ansem!"

"Yeah, this goes way back!"

"Guys, please don't start fighting in here! I'd like to keep my eyes, thanks! And any other body parts I happen to have!"

Outside, Maleficent had her ear pressed to the ceiling. She was standing on the back of a Behemoth, curious about the loud thumping noises coming from the ceiling, and wanted to know if they were mice, Heartless, or, once again, Ansem and Riku.

"Ow! Sora, get that out of there!"

"I can't, it's stuck!"

"That doesn't belong there!"

"Rrrgh, I'm trying!"

"Aah! Sora!"

"I just can't hold on!"

Maleficent made a face. What the hell were they doing?

"Sora!"

"Be quiet, Riku! Someone'll hear this!

"Ansem, get out of it!"

"Well Sora, you've kind of blocked the exit. So I'm stuck here because of you and Riku!"

Maleficent's expression went from disgusted to horrified in a second.

"Riku!"

"Sora!"

"Would you guys shut up already?"

"I can't help it!"

"Shut up, Ansem!"

"Ow!"

"That's it! Sora, put that thing away right now or else I'm gonna break it!"

"No! I need this!"

"Well we don't! And you don't need it now!"

Maleficent's eye twitched horribly. Her entire body began twitching as the thumping noises escalated. A few cracks began forming in the ceiling as the sounds reached a crescendo.

"Ow, ouch, ow! That doesn't go there, Sora! Go the other way! Back up! Reverse, reverse!"

"You're not helping, Ansem!"

"You morons!"

"Hey wait! Don't put your hand there! The ceiling's—"

(All) "Aah!"

The ceiling gave way, and the trio nearly landed on Maleficent. However, the witch, displaying an unusual amount of common sense, had made the Behemoth move, so Ansem, Sora, and Riku fell to the floor some twenty or thirty feet below. Maleficent peered into the hole in the ceiling.

The three of them had been stuck in a tiny crawlspace that no one really knew existed. The Keyblade had somehow gotten wedged in an upright position right in the middle, making it very hard for anyone to get around it. She blinked several times.

"Hey Maleficent?" Sora asked. "Can I have my Keyblade back?"

Still a little confused, Maleficent freed the Keyblade and tossed it down to Sora, who edged out of the room. Riku, looking rather red, inched out as well. Ansem stood, and crossed his arms, glaring up at Maleficent.

"Did you hear anything?" he growled.

"N-no," Maleficent stammered.

"Good. Let's keep it that way, shall we?"

With that, Ansem left the room with extreme dignity, despite the fact that he was coated from head to toe in thick gray dust. Maleficent waited until he was a good ways away and had shut the door; then she burst out laughing.

"Save it for parties, Maleficent," she said to herself. "Save it for parties."

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Whee! Maleficent has herself some nice blackmail options now, doesn't she? And that's not even counting the other five times she found Ansem and Riku stuck in a small space! XD That was some horrible innuendo, huh? Yeah, it comes from this one time after a band rehearsal. My friends Rune and Thatz were trying to take apart Thatz's clarinet, and I had my back to them, cuz I was putting away my sax. The next thing I hear is something like this:

"It goes that way."

"Oh shit, it's stuck."

"You idiot!"

"It's not my fault! …There! Got it!"

I turned around, and Rune was holding one end of Thatz's clarinet. So I says, "That really sounded wrong, you guys. And you thought I said stupid things all the time?"

True story, I swear by my Tonberry plushie. I love my Tonberry plushie… I huggles it, and cuddles it, and threatens my mom with it… She thinks he's creepy!