Hehehe… I know I said my friend would be writing this chappie, but I just had to write it myself! XD Three bishies in a small area… yummy. And Scorch the Hedgehog also suggested this, but I've been planning on this for a while now.

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"Ouch… It's kind of cramped in here…"

"You're telling me."

"Sephiroth, you and your damn wing…!"

"What?"

"You just smacked me in the face with it!"

"I'm sure you deserved it, Riku."

"Screw you."

"Is that an invitation?"

"Down, Ansem. There's not enough room in here."

"Shut up."

"Dammit, Sephiroth!"

"What? What did I do?"

"Your stupid wing!"

"Not my fault! I can't help having the damn thing!"

"What, like Riku can't help having a big mouth and an even bigger ego?"

"You're still pissed about the cave thing, aren't you?"

"Of COURSE I'm still pissed! I didn't think you'd tell anyone, but no, you had to go blabbing it all over the castle!"

"What's the cave thing?"

"Never you mind, Sephiroth."

"What? Come on, you can tell me!"

"No!"

"Tell me."

"No!"

"He won't tell you. He smacked Hook round the face when Hook said something about that time in the closet."

"RIKU!"

"Ow!"

"What happened in the closet?"

"Not saying a thing!"

"Something I should know about?"

"No, it's not! And if Riku mentions it again, I'm gonna kill him!"

"Come on, it can't have been that bad!"

"It was worse."

"RIKU! Would it kill you to keep your mouth shut once in a while?"

"Ha ha. Ow! You hit me again!"

"Of course I hit you again! You won't shut up!"

"Dammit… SHOVE!"

"Mmph!"

"…Sorry, Sephiroth. Damn you, Riku!"

"Hey, do that again!"

"Eh!"

"Yeah, do that again!"

"Sephiroth, you perv!"

"What can I say? He's good at that."

"And a GUY!"

"So?"

"Sephiroth, you fag!"

"I'm not a fag, he's just good at that."

"Did it ever occur to you that there's no room in here for that?"

"Shut up, Riku."

"Just keep it in your pants."

"Aah! And keep that out of mine!"

"Ha ha."

"Shut up, Riku! Sephiroth, keep your hands to yourself!"

"Aw, come on."

"Hey, if you two could wait until we get out of here, I'd be much obliged."

At this point Maleficent, who was being very careful to keep her eyes and ears open, happened to overhear them. She grinned, sensing another blackmail option. The idea had been growing on her.

However, the start of some… questionable… noises made her yank open the door to the small cupboard under the stairs. Her eyes widened and her jaw dropped.

Ansem was squirming uncomfortably, trying to avoid Sephiroth. Riku was laughing his ass off, at least until Sephiroth's wing smacked him in the face again and he got a mouthful of black feathers. Sephiroth, meanwhile, was trying to grab Ansem's arm.

"What the hell?" Maleficent yelled. The three almost instantly fell over and Ansem scrambled away from Sephiroth. Maleficent noticed a small tear near the collar of his shirt.

"Somebody keep that mad rapist away from me!" he cried, pointing to Sephiroth. He stood and ran off.

Maleficent and Riku turned to Sephiroth.

"We're not letting you drink anymore," Riku said.

"We're cutting you off. This always happens. Who was it last time?" Maleficent asked.

"Mmm… I forget," said Sephiroth, now revealed to be completely drunk.

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Eh… I have no idea. Please don't ask. Well, there's the space under the stairs, for whoever suggested it! I kinda forgot. My bad. XP

Oh yes. For those of you who had ideas, sorry, but I'm killing this fic next chapter. You can still give them to me, who knows, I might use them. Just don't get your hopes up.

Oh yeah, I was on a sabbatical again cuz I fired all my old muses and got a new set. And wouldn't you know it, the new ones wouldn't work, damn them! So I took a sabbatical. But I was in Indiana one weekend, so I couldn't update anyway. That was, incidentally, the start of the sabbatical.