Letters to Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
How do you know my mother's eye color? That's a bit of a personal thing, anonymous.
By the way, are you male or female? Which Hogwarts house are you in? Obviously I'm in Slytherin – my whole family has been throughout that. Except for that wretched traitor Black... Sirius Black… at least my aunt dealt with him properly.
I don't know, but I think my mother's getting a little edgy about me spending so much time locked up in my room. I mean, I can't exactly tell her I'm writing to someone I don't know who it is… she'd go crazy and rip up all your replies, take away all the paper in the house and all the ink and bottles. And my wand, so that I couldn't conjure anything. She is very protective of me, for I'm her only son.
Orange bedrooms? What is this world coming to? I'm sorry, anonymous, that's a weird clue that I don't know the answer to.
Draco