Home For The Holidays
By: Niatash Vita
Niatash got ran over by a pick-up
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as pick-ups
But as for me and Kirsten, we believe - Niatash
Oreoko got ran over by a fluffy
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as fluffies
But as for me and Jessi, we believe - Oreoko
Oriamu got ran over by a hanyou
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as hanyous
But as for me and Kirsten, we believe - Oraimu
Kuromaru got ran over by an it
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as its
But as for me and Jessi, we believe - Kuromaru
Hachi got ran over by a lecher
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as lechers
But as for me and Kirsten, we believe - Hachi
Bankotsu got ran over by a chef
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as chefs
But as for me and Jessi, we believe - Oriamu
Naraku got ran over by a sandwich
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as sandwiches
But as for me and Kirsten, we believe - Niatash
Kagome got ran over by a Noh mask
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as Noh masks
But as for me and Jessi, we believe - Oreoko
Shippo got ran over by a tree
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as trees
But as for me and Kirsten, we believe - Kuromaru
Sango got ran over by a two-tail
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as two-tails
But as for me and Jessi, we believe - Hachi
Koga got ran over by a rainbow
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as rainbows
But as for me and Kirsten, we believe - Niatash
Jakotsu got ran over by a straight guy
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as straight guys
But as for me and Jessi, we believe - Oriamu
Hiten got ran over by a kitsune
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as kitsunes
But as for me and Kirsten, we believe - Oreoko
Kikyo got ran over by a boulder
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as boulders
But as for me and Jessi, we believe - Kuromaru
Kanna got ran over by an ice cube
Walking from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as ice cubes
But as for me and Kirsten, we believe - Hachi
My friend and I were just talking on the phone. I started singing 'Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer' and she came up with 'Niatash got ran over by a pick-up'. We just went on from there. The first five are my friends and I.
I got ran over by a pick-up because I like pick-ups(just to let ya know, I'm a girl! -). Oreoko got ran over by a fluffy because she likes Sesshomaru. Oriamu got ran over by a hanyou because she likes Inuyasha. Kuromaru got ran over by an it because she's the aunt of a neffice(Newnomaru-the child of Sesshomaru and Naraku... she's the sister-half sister-of Sesshomaru and Inuyasha). Hachi(a guy at school-he wore eyeliner for a while) got ran over by a lecher because he wanted to be called Miroku and not Hachi. The last ten are just funny ones Oriamu and I made up. We(Oreoko, Oriamu, Hachi, Kuromaru, and I) just claimed them.
Hope you had a laugh over this! Happy holidays people!
VOCABULARY
hanyou- half breed
kitsune- fox