Jak and Daxter were walking through Spargus, on their way to Damos's when they noticed a small kangarat limping along with one leg!
"How's he doing that?" Dax asks me.
(Me: "How should I know, you're the one there!)sigh the narrator's stupid!
(I heard that)
They stumbled upon the kangarat's nest to find that its babies weren't even the same animal, but rabice (Chris v: That's a rabbit-mouse!) that were running around looking for food. It turns out that they were carnivores, so Jak had to get outta there quick! (Chris: Run J/D, run! Run for your lives!) As they were rushing to get away, the rabice were plunging (D: ...plunging? pulls out toilet plunger) at them with their sharp, bloody teeth and piercing claws!
Dax: Yipe! What are you trying to do? Kill us? (Chris: Uh... duh...) Jak: These girls are random... (We watch too much Bobobo!... Chris: Not me!) Jak pulls out blaster (Jez: I don't think so...erases gun out of his hands) Jak: Cheater! (Chris: You can't do that! This ain't a cartoon!) (Jez: Shut up! hits Christy up-side the head with empty 2-litr bottle) (Chris: oooooooowwwwww...)
So then (getting back to reality... not really) the kangarat and her mutant babies exploded!
Daxter: What the-!
Jak: Well I guess SRC is true. Dax: What's SRC? J: Spontaneous Rabice Combustion! (... lame...) Dax? (Chris: What about SHC?) Jak: huh?
(C: ...uhhhhhhh...n/m) They ignored the pieces of rats falling from the sky. (Hello, do som'n!) (C: Pie!) (D: Cheese! pulls out camera) Jak: What the hell is going on? (Jez: Don't ask... Christy is having her sugar rush) Daxter looks at the pieces of meat on the sandy ground Hey, Jak don't you have KP duty? Jak has evil grin who wants rabice gravy? J/D: Yum! (Jez: Okay, who stuck that in there!) (Chris: uhhh... you did) (Jez:...TT... oh... yeah. smacks self on head)
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