Video on Trial
Gundam SEED Style!
This week on video on trial…
Artist: Black Eyed Peas: My Humps
Green Day: Jesus of Siberia
Jamie Foxx: Gold Digger
Madonna: Hung up
Hilary Duff: Beat of my Heart
This weeks judges:
Yzak Joule: Pilot of the Duel
Kira Yamato: Pilot of the Strike and Freedom
Cagalli Yula Attha: Princess of Orb and pilot of the Strike Rouge
Meralia Haww: CIC on the battle ship Archangel
Dearka Elsman: Pilot of the Buster
Let the trial begin
First up: Black Eyed Peas: My Humps
Cagalli: The title sounds… weird
Kira: I like it, it stands out
Dearka: Three Kelly Clarksons!
Yzak: Well, it's kinda disturbing
Meralia: This song was just wrong. I think that it should be beeped.
Kira: So the whole song should be beeped?
Meralia: That's not what I meant!
Cagalli: The whole song is basically humps and bumps and other words.
Dearka: I'm starting to like this song more and more!
All girls: Pervert
(All of them watch the first part of the song.)
Kira: Whoa… my humps…
Dearka: Dude…
Yzak: …
Cagalli: an insult to women whose boyfriends are rich!
Kira: Your boyfriends rich, he's the son of the leader of ZAFT, plus you're the princess of Orb
Cagalli: Whatever
Meralia: If you're a pervert like my friend Dearka over there, then you should watch this… like everyday man!
(All watch next part.)
Yzak: If you don't like spending all your money and time on her then dump her you psychopath!
Kira: Yzak did you take your happy pills this morning?
Yzak: I don't have to answer that question!
Dearka: So many women. SO many tits…
Meralia: DEARKA!
Dearka: Oh, sorry.
(Last part)
Yzak: What is this guy playing with his nipples? Like, whats is wrong with him?
Dearka: Maybe he's your father?
Yzak: Your regret that Elsman!
Dearka: Is that a threat? Cause I could phone the cops…
Yzak: Damn you to hell…
Final verdict
Dearka: Well, if you think that this song was nominated for an Oscar then honestly you're just stupid, this song is stupid… Americans are stupid!
Yzak: Dude… you just dissed everyone who lives in the third biggest country… that's like… wrong…
Cagalli: I give this song, thumbs up for creativity but a million thumbs down on account of pervertedness.
Meralia: Amen.
Kira: Well, I'd have to say… three outta 10 because this song is so damn fd!
Dearka: That's your opinion I love this song… 10 outta 10!
Meralia: That is the score from he who smirks.
Dearka: Fk you Milly.
Meralia: I'm leaving
Dearka: No-one is gonna miss you!
Meralia: Well, I'm not gonna miss you! (Storms away.)
Dearka: She'll come back, after bed last night…
Kira: To descriptive! TO DISCRIPTIVE!
Cagalli: Whatever
Until next chapter… c ya!
Well, what do you think? Kinda freaky I bet… my first fic that is funny
REVIEW OR I WON'T CONTINUE!
Voice: Oh really?
Me: Who said that?
Voice: Your mama
Me: I don't have a mama anymore!
Voice: OoOo, tough luck sweets better luck next time.
Me: I hate you!
Voice: What am me? You don't know.
Me: It says right there is back lines and bold you ninny!
Voice: I'll put that under the file 'Meant to be painful'.
Me: I'll tell
Voice: Who?
Me: Are you?
Voice: Kingsley
Me: Ah ha! I knew it! You little prick how dare you!
Kingsley: Doh!
Me: I like…