Claimer: Rammo is property of Canfindit-inc. If you wish to use her… please do. Use her! Abuse her! (Juu: JEK!) Um… but if you do, please do mention that Rammo is from Juu Canfindit.

Juu(in the past): we're starting with etape deux. In part one, Ram traveled to the future, because her mother wanted to save her from death by an illness. She met Trunks, Gohan and Bulma there and heard about the other Dragonball Z-people. She decided to go to the past to meet the other Z-dudes.
FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS! HERE IT GOEEEEEEEES!

The Rammo History
Part II
by Juu Canfindit

'Nande Kuso!' Rammo thought when she arrived and took a look at the world. 'This planet is full of grass and it's not dark and… hey…" she stared into a certain direction where she could sense a high power level. It came closer to where she was. She stared transfixed at a little dot in the sky with a bluish ki, it came racing towards her with incredible speed.

Thanks to her sharp Saiyan eyes, she was able to see who it was. A man. A grown-up man with black hair standing, gravity defying, straight up. He wore blue spandex. "KUSO!" she exclaimed in surprise and then whispered softly to her self: "He looks just like my king!" The king look-a-like shot right over her, not being able to notice hera s she had learned to hide her ki. She stared after him. "Will I follow or will I not… I will…"

A green ki blast followed and she left off.

A few minutes later she came to a big city. She searched around for her king and saw him entering a building that looked like the house Bulma had described as the Capsule Corp Building. So this had to be Bulma's house! And Trunks's house! And the king's house!

'Sugoi,' Ram thought briefly and flew down. She walked into the garden of the big house and noticed it was huge. There were more then hundred kinds of flowers and plants. There also was a large swimming pool and the sun made it a beautiful place to be. She walked to the door and rang the bell. Quicker than she expected, a little bald man opened the door.

"Um… hello?" Ram said while she became red as earthling blood.

"Hi…uh…are you another visitor?" the man said smiling like a pot smoking chicken.

"Visitor?"

"Do you want to see Bulma and her newborn child too or not?"

"Um…yeah, sure, I guess…"

"Okay," the man suddenly said, making Ram jump from fright. "This way please. Who are you anyway? Are you new or something? I never saw you before…"

"Well… I arrived here 15 minutes ago or so. I'm from the future…"

"Again somebody from the future? Is that hot over there or…?"

"Watchamean?"

"Three years ago there was a young man also from the future, who came to warn us for the androids."

"Oh yeah! I know those creatures. Destructive, lethal, stuff like that. But I don't know that man I guess."

"Too bad. But don't mind! Let's go see the baby… and umm… my name is…"

"KRILLIN! Yes I know that, Bulma told me and I guess you don't understand now, because she told me that you are bald because you are stupid. Now they can recognize you everywhere, because of the fact that you are bald. If Goku flies up to search for you, he searches for a billiard ball! And there is only one living billiard ball on Earth! Now that's what I call a system!" Ramona told him, under while smiling brilliantly.

Krillin stared at her with a confused look on his face. "I… um… I think she didn't mean that, right? You were just joking, weren't you?" he said uncertain and he began to laugh. "WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh, that Bulma and her sense of humor!"

Ram gazed for a long moment at him and finally asked: "Do you want me to tell my story now or what!"

"Oh, yeah, sure, sorry, go ahead…"

And Ram told her story again. "And that's all…" she finished. "And now I want to see Bulma and Trunks."

"Ok, follow me," Krillin replied. They went upstairs where Krillin opened a double door. They entered a large room with a king-size bed and in the bed they saw Bulma lying with her baby. Ram smiled and walked over to the little Trunks. "What a little cutie!" she exclaimed and congratulated the mother. "Hello little boy! You're gonna be very strong in the future, ya know!"

"Um…" Bulma looked frowing at her and then started to scream as if someone destroyed her latest invention: "WHO IN THE NAME OF KAMI ARE YOU? AND WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! YOU MUST BE CRAZY OR SOMETHING! GET YOUR HANDS OF MY BABY!"

"Yo, chill Bulma! Relax, this is bad for your blood pressure!" Krillin calmed her and he told all the things that have happened in part one and the beginning of part two agaaaaiiiiiin.

Rammo:steps out of this fic to watch some tv:

"My goodness! I'm going nuts if I hear that story again!"

After a couple a minutes she steps back.

"Ok. From now on, I won't tell that damned story again!"

"Wooowww!" Bulma said. "Hey Ram, do you wanna stay here to fight the androids?"

Rams eyes almost popped out and her chin dropped on the floor. "HELLOOOOOHOOOOO!" she shouted. "You're all Saiyans!"

"Not! I'm not!" Krillin said with a proud voice.

"But you are bald!" Bulma and Ram said calmly.

"Just do it, Ram! I know you can!" Bulma encouraged the little Saiyan, who now was 10 years old.

"Yeah! Come on! I'm joining too!" Krillin said.

"Well, okay! But now I want to know where my king is? I saw him entering this building!" she said self-confident.

"WHAT? YOU DID?" Bulma and Krillin screamed, which made the baby cry. "He's been gone for the last year," Bulma exclaimed a bit angry.

"Oh…" was all Ram could say. 'Damn, I want to see him! Will he be different now that he has a kid and a wife? Hm, probably not! My king can never change! Whahah, what was I thinking?'

To cheer things up Krillin decided to introduce Ram to the Son-Family.

"You two go away now! I need rest!" Bulma ordered.

So the two small people flew over to Goku's place. Krillin knocked on the door and a woman opened it. She had black hair and she held a spoon in her hands.

"Hey Chi-Chi!"

"Oh hi Krillin, Goku's training for next week, but you know that already," she said.

"Yup, I do. But would you mind calling the others 'cept for Bulma?"

"Why?"

"Then I won't have to tell the same story five times."

"Oh, yeah sure I will. But you have to go get Goku, Gohan and that Piccolo…"

'OOOOEEEEEEHH! I hate that green alien!' the woman thought secretly.

"Ok!" Rammo answered. "Let's go Kril!" And she flew off in the direction of the training area.

"Kril?" the bald man asked and followed her. When they reached the area they saw great ki blasts and red, purple and green flashes in the air. The fighters didn't notice the two and suddenly an strong energy blast came their way. Ram dove away just in time, but Krillin hadn't seen it and disappeared into dust. Rammo turned around and the other Z-dudes stopped.

"Oops…" a green man said.

"Wauw Piccolo! You become stronger every day! Look what you did! In one shot!" a man with black hair exclaimed. He seemed quite happy even though Krillin was just sent to the next dimension. The green man who's name seemed to be Piccolo smiled a stupid smile and said: "Yeah man! Thanks! But Krillin wasn't that strong!"

"Right! Even I can beat him," a boy said.

The man flew over to Ram and introduced himself and the other two.

"Hey! My name is Goku, I'm a Saiyan and I LOOOOVE to eat. This boy is my son. He's a mix between Saiyan and human and that creates this huge power. His name is Gohan oh and the green dude is a Namek. His name is Piccolo and he was Gohan's teacher in martial arts."

"Thehehehehe! Hey!" Piccolo said.

"Now Gohan! Say hi to the little girl!" Goku commended and turned around to face his son. "Err…Gohan? …Everything ok?" he asked cause he saw him staring almost hypnotized. And he was drooling a river, a red one as well!

"Gosh Gohan! Keep yourself under control! She's not THAT pretty is she?" Piccolo sighed. A few moments later he felt a huuuuuuge pain in his stomach and Ramona powered down. "So there mr. Piccolo!" she growled.

When Gohan had himself under control again they went back. Chi-Chi had called the others. Yamcha was there and Tien and Chautzu (whatever the spelling) and mr. Roshi, Oolong, Puar, and I guess that's all, but I'm not sure.

Goku told them about Krillin and Chi-Chi called Bulma to ask her to tell the story one more time. Bulma was finished after 5 minutes and they all went back to train. Ramona joined Goku, Gohan and Piccolo.

Well, you know the story from then. They trained. They trained. And even more.

To Be Continued in Part Three

Juu(in the past): So, this was part 2. In the next part they're gonna fight the androids. What do you think of it? was it a bit funnier than the 1st one? A friend of mine said she liked it… WHAAAAA… I'm a bit scared that you all think that I suck and that I can't write any funny fics… Well, I'm going on with part three. At this moment I actually still have to write it, but its gonna be ok! Lemme know what you think pleaaaaaaaase!

Jekyll: Okay people, this is also an old fanfic from Juu, which I edited a bit and such. Now there is a THIRD and last part, but Juu threw it off the account so I have no idae if she still has it somewhere. Which is a shame cause I thought it was the best chapter. Please review, even flames are welcome! We need to make Juu write more, since it is now serveral years later and she honestly improved. Just read 'The Abuse in a Violently Different Dimension' to see how she improved. And we DO want her to write Anime-fanfiction, right?