Chapter Three : Oh Say Can You Smell??
The next day Harry walked into the bathroom closely following Harry.
Haha, just playing with your minds... and, yes, it is actually called "Oh Say Can You Smell??" Heres the real story:
The next day Harry walked into the bathroom closely following Ron. "Whoa... dude... Can't you wait your turn??" asks Ron. "Oh, sorry... I'm just used to the way that the Dursley's do things..."
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting on the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall when Snape came into the hall. "Hey! NO SITTING ON THE HOUSE TABLES!! NINTY NINE HUNDRED POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Do you have a feeling he hates us?" asks Hermione. "Hermione, I've always sensed it..." "I dont care... I am NOT getting off this table... If he wants me off then he can zap my butt off...," says Ron. Ron had no idea that Snape liked to get cruel ideas from peoples thoughts. "AVADA KEBUTTDAVA!" shouted Snape. Immediately Ron's butt jumped off of him. It walked away humming "My Bologna Has a First Name..." Suddenly Dumbledore hit his glass with his fork and it broke... Then he attempted to do it on a different glass and it broke... Then he attempted to do it on a different glass and it broke... Then he attempted t do it on a different glass and it broke... Then he attempted to do it on a different glass and it didn't break. "WELCOME TO HOGWARTS!" he started off, "Oh.. sorry... excuse me... Aldheimers Disease... Okay, welcome to the fifty-seventh day of Hogwarts! Now we will say the morningly National Anthem..."
[Editors Note: I do know the British National Anthem but I want to make it funny and you cant mess up "God Save the Queen" in any way so I shall mess up "Oh Say Can You See" or whatever its called.. Yep true american here...]
"Oh say can you SMELL by the ...." "What the HE double hockey sticks?" shouts Ron after hearing DDore and the rest of the teachers say smell instead of see. "Oh dont worry... your not freakycrazy... Yeah, the stupid Government says that to see is degrated to people who are blind so we cant say it any more... Kind of like how the stupid atheists got rid of God in the Plege of Allegiance...," replies Professor McGonnagall. "Oh okay... those stupid government people...," replies Ron.
For the record you cant sue me cuz Im saying right here that I dont own Harry Potter and i have no legal ties to JK Rowling or Warner Bros...
The next day Harry walked into the bathroom closely following Harry.
Haha, just playing with your minds... and, yes, it is actually called "Oh Say Can You Smell??" Heres the real story:
The next day Harry walked into the bathroom closely following Ron. "Whoa... dude... Can't you wait your turn??" asks Ron. "Oh, sorry... I'm just used to the way that the Dursley's do things..."
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting on the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall when Snape came into the hall. "Hey! NO SITTING ON THE HOUSE TABLES!! NINTY NINE HUNDRED POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Do you have a feeling he hates us?" asks Hermione. "Hermione, I've always sensed it..." "I dont care... I am NOT getting off this table... If he wants me off then he can zap my butt off...," says Ron. Ron had no idea that Snape liked to get cruel ideas from peoples thoughts. "AVADA KEBUTTDAVA!" shouted Snape. Immediately Ron's butt jumped off of him. It walked away humming "My Bologna Has a First Name..." Suddenly Dumbledore hit his glass with his fork and it broke... Then he attempted to do it on a different glass and it broke... Then he attempted to do it on a different glass and it broke... Then he attempted t do it on a different glass and it broke... Then he attempted to do it on a different glass and it didn't break. "WELCOME TO HOGWARTS!" he started off, "Oh.. sorry... excuse me... Aldheimers Disease... Okay, welcome to the fifty-seventh day of Hogwarts! Now we will say the morningly National Anthem..."
[Editors Note: I do know the British National Anthem but I want to make it funny and you cant mess up "God Save the Queen" in any way so I shall mess up "Oh Say Can You See" or whatever its called.. Yep true american here...]
"Oh say can you SMELL by the ...." "What the HE double hockey sticks?" shouts Ron after hearing DDore and the rest of the teachers say smell instead of see. "Oh dont worry... your not freakycrazy... Yeah, the stupid Government says that to see is degrated to people who are blind so we cant say it any more... Kind of like how the stupid atheists got rid of God in the Plege of Allegiance...," replies Professor McGonnagall. "Oh okay... those stupid government people...," replies Ron.
For the record you cant sue me cuz Im saying right here that I dont own Harry Potter and i have no legal ties to JK Rowling or Warner Bros...