It was a dark and story night when suddenly the whole Hogwarts exploded...
With laughter! Yes, it had become true that Snape was now the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher- So, its all bad, and crap, and now everybodys going to be mad, and whatever, those stupid teenage hormones, you get the idea...
"OH MY GOD! WE NEED TO STUDY! This is the last day of the first week of Sixth Year, and we haven't studied for like ninety hours yet!" shouted Hermione at everybody in site, even though she was kind of, sort of, maybe aiming towards Ron and Harry.
"Whoa... Hermione... Chill out... Your getting over 200 percent in all of your classes!" said Ginny back to her.
"I KNOW! DON'T REMIND ME! I usually get over 400 percent in each class... And now Im NOT!"
"That... Sucks??"
"I know..." Hermione whined.
"Hey! Guess what?" said Collin from across the table.
"Whaaaat?" everybody growned.
"Im going to be a Prefect! And Im taking over Hermione's position!"
"YAY!" shouted Hermione.
"Now, just sign this paper..." nudged Collin.
"Okay!" Hermione grabbed the paper and a pen... It was a VERY dramatic moment for everyone... She was just about to sign the paper and then...
"Umm, this pen doesn't work..."
"Okay, heres a new one" said Ginny, handing the pen over.
"Umm... Yeah, this isnt working either" Hermione said shaking the pen rather violently. Hermione got so mad that she flung the pen across the room... Then, it hit Snape in the eye, and then he has a big bad eye problem, and then he ended up dying...
"Whats going on??" said Luna as she walked into the Great Hall, doing aerobics and cooking eggs on a portable stove.
HA! BELIEVE IT OR NOT FOLKS! I don't own Harry! Wish I did, tho... Oh, and, did you know that Warner Brothers holds all rights of him?? Oh, and, not to mention, I really don't have any connections with JKRowling, or WarnerBrothers... That kind of sucks too...