Authors Note:
Dudes and Dudettes,
Due to a like... REALLY FRIGGIN' LARGE amount of things that went on in my life theis past year or two, including my mom being in the hospital for a long time, my sister trying to commit suicide an inifinent number of times, but thankfully to God always failing, me starting high school, and several other things- I was not able to write fanfiction as nearly as often as I might have wanted. So, here it goes- I'm going to try to keep my good attitude that I had with this story line and just keep cranking out the chapters-- Keyword: try...
Thanks,
PepsiKing
"Aight, aight... I get it" said Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil and Hermione had been talking on the phone about their problems for the past-- foreverness.
"Do you for reals?" replied Hermione.
"Uh huh, uh huh, fo shizzle!"
"Dr. Phile, why are we talking like gangstas?" inquired Hermione.
"It's a new thing I'm trying-- Research has kind of proved that if you put somebody in a situation that they are in no way comfortable with, then you can actually help like more emotionally then you would have if they were comfortable... It came directly from the University of Arkansas in the USofA, surprisingly enough..."
"Oh... Isn't that also where the research about how marrying your cousin can improve your chances of getting cancer?"
"And also the part of that same research paper that states that if you do marry your cousin a very unfortunate thing called your kids all looking the exact same, could occur..."
"Hmmmmmmmm... That's fun..."
"I know it... I married my brother... Who is now a lady... And I'm from Nevada-- Go figure. Stupid people... Racist against Arkansas, when in reality the same type of things happen in Nevada..."
"DOCTAR PHILLIP! That is friggin' gross! You need to like--- DIE!"
Here Hermione kills Doctar Phillip... But since Snape for some odd reason came back to life, cough was totally NOT an author's mistake! cough then maybe Doctar Phillip will come back too... you just don't know...
DISCLAIMER THINGY: Yeah, I don't own HP... That would be TOTALLY awesome if I did though... I would be like... Well, as rich as JK Rowling is... Probably... WHEE!
And Warner Bros. are pretty cool----- they be ownin' Harry Potter..
MUAHAHA! taunts YOU CANT SUE ME!