UF78: Hi, this is UltimateFan78 here! If anyone has read AGW or Anime Gone
Wrong under Chronogirl's name before, don't think you're going insane (even
if you are). This particular name is made so Ld, Cg, Bl, Tl, or any other
AGW character can access it to update. This kinda helps because Ld also
writes AGW stories, not only Cg. Well, yeah. . . here ya go! Hope you like
it!! You can read it now. . . LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *runs away and hides*
Disclaimer for ALL chapters: UF78 doesn't own ANYTHING in these fics.
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Chronogirl: *reading 'So You Want To Be A Stalker'*
Luvsdogz: *getting items*
Cg: Potato sack. . .
Ld: Coming up *takes it out of backpack*
Cg: Rope. . .
Ld: Kay! *gets it*
cg: Handcuffs. . .
ld: Kay-Kay! *steals handcuffs from unsuspecting cops*
*three years later*
Cops: HEY, WHERE ARE MY HANDCUFFS?!?!?!
*back to the present*
Cg: Nail file. . .
Ld: Oka. . . *confused* Wait a second! a nail file?
Cg: I have an uneven nail.
Ld: Oh no! you cant stalk Inuyasha like that!!!
Cg: I know! *sniff, sniff*
Ld: He's staying at a hotel at the end of the road!
Cg: Lets go!
*later at the hotel (cool theme music plays)*
Cg: *sitting on awning above door*
Ld: *hiding behind doorman*
Door man: *looks at ld*
Ld: Umm. . . Hi??
Inuyasha: *walks out of door*
Cg: *puts sack on his head*
Ld: * handcuffs him*
Both: *file his claws*
Inu: NOOOOOOOOO! My claws!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!
Cg: *hugs Inu* I love you! (A/N: Back away rabid fan girls *swats them away*)
Ld: *hugs Inu* me too!!
Inuyasha: *runs to bone eaters well and jumps in*
Cg & Ld: *follow him*
Cg: You wont get away! Look at the title! WE are the stars and WE are stalking YOU.
Ld: good use of pronouns cg!
Cg: Thanks! * bows*
Ld: now on to stalking Inuyasha!
Cg: yep
Ld: Hmmm. . .
Cg: Yes. . . hmmm indeed! *points dramatically* To the well!
*later at the well (theme music plays)*
Both: *jump in after Inu*
Inu: Stop following me!!!!!!!
Ld: *looking around* Why does it seem so different?
Cg: *checks rule book* AHA!! Rule # 41: Don't follow anime characters into magic well!
Ld: That explains a lot!
Cg: yep!
Inu: *running away*
cg: hmmm... I wonder..
ld: I'm too slow to catch up! SIT BOY!
Inu: *falls on face*
cg: Cool! Let me try! SIT BOY!
Inu: *falls on face*
ld: SIT BOY!
cg: SIT BOY!
Inu *falls on face* Will you stop with that?
Shippo: FOX FLAME!
Cg & Ld: *being burned* COOL!!!!
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
Cg: *slaps Miroku hard*
Miroku: OWWWWW!!
Ld: *slaps him harder*
Cg: I can slap him harder! *slaps him even harder*
Ld: *slaps him harder still*
cg: *takes out baseball bat*
Miroku: Uh-oh. . .*backs away slowly*
Cg: *hits him the hardest*
Miroku: *knocked out*
Sesshoumaru: *walks by the girls who are still beating up Miroku*
cg: *stops hitting Miroku* FLUFFY!!!!!!!! *hugs Sesshoumaru*
Sesshoumaru: *pushes her away*
cg: HEY! *handcuffs him*
Sesshoumaru: What magic is this?
ld: Handcuffs! ^-^
Inuyasha: what? O___o *try's ripping them apart*
Kagome: SIT BOY!!!!
Inu: *falls on face* CUT IT OUT!!!!!!!
Cg: Whoa too weird. . .
Ld: *ties every one to a tree*
Miroku: *still knocked out*
Cg & Ld: *corny smiles*
*the next morning (cool music)*
Miroku: *wakes up* Ow, I feel like I was beat up by a couple of Inuyasha fan girls. . .
Shippo: Uh. . . You kinda were. . .
cg: *unties every one* Go free anime characters!!
All anime characters: *run away*
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UF78: That's it for now. Please Review. I PROMISE TO UPDATE IF YOU DO. . . REALLY!!! *goes to stalk AGW characters, for it is her hobby*
Disclaimer for ALL chapters: UF78 doesn't own ANYTHING in these fics.
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Chronogirl: *reading 'So You Want To Be A Stalker'*
Luvsdogz: *getting items*
Cg: Potato sack. . .
Ld: Coming up *takes it out of backpack*
Cg: Rope. . .
Ld: Kay! *gets it*
cg: Handcuffs. . .
ld: Kay-Kay! *steals handcuffs from unsuspecting cops*
*three years later*
Cops: HEY, WHERE ARE MY HANDCUFFS?!?!?!
*back to the present*
Cg: Nail file. . .
Ld: Oka. . . *confused* Wait a second! a nail file?
Cg: I have an uneven nail.
Ld: Oh no! you cant stalk Inuyasha like that!!!
Cg: I know! *sniff, sniff*
Ld: He's staying at a hotel at the end of the road!
Cg: Lets go!
*later at the hotel (cool theme music plays)*
Cg: *sitting on awning above door*
Ld: *hiding behind doorman*
Door man: *looks at ld*
Ld: Umm. . . Hi??
Inuyasha: *walks out of door*
Cg: *puts sack on his head*
Ld: * handcuffs him*
Both: *file his claws*
Inu: NOOOOOOOOO! My claws!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!
Cg: *hugs Inu* I love you! (A/N: Back away rabid fan girls *swats them away*)
Ld: *hugs Inu* me too!!
Inuyasha: *runs to bone eaters well and jumps in*
Cg & Ld: *follow him*
Cg: You wont get away! Look at the title! WE are the stars and WE are stalking YOU.
Ld: good use of pronouns cg!
Cg: Thanks! * bows*
Ld: now on to stalking Inuyasha!
Cg: yep
Ld: Hmmm. . .
Cg: Yes. . . hmmm indeed! *points dramatically* To the well!
*later at the well (theme music plays)*
Both: *jump in after Inu*
Inu: Stop following me!!!!!!!
Ld: *looking around* Why does it seem so different?
Cg: *checks rule book* AHA!! Rule # 41: Don't follow anime characters into magic well!
Ld: That explains a lot!
Cg: yep!
Inu: *running away*
cg: hmmm... I wonder..
ld: I'm too slow to catch up! SIT BOY!
Inu: *falls on face*
cg: Cool! Let me try! SIT BOY!
Inu: *falls on face*
ld: SIT BOY!
cg: SIT BOY!
Inu *falls on face* Will you stop with that?
Shippo: FOX FLAME!
Cg & Ld: *being burned* COOL!!!!
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
Cg: *slaps Miroku hard*
Miroku: OWWWWW!!
Ld: *slaps him harder*
Cg: I can slap him harder! *slaps him even harder*
Ld: *slaps him harder still*
cg: *takes out baseball bat*
Miroku: Uh-oh. . .*backs away slowly*
Cg: *hits him the hardest*
Miroku: *knocked out*
Sesshoumaru: *walks by the girls who are still beating up Miroku*
cg: *stops hitting Miroku* FLUFFY!!!!!!!! *hugs Sesshoumaru*
Sesshoumaru: *pushes her away*
cg: HEY! *handcuffs him*
Sesshoumaru: What magic is this?
ld: Handcuffs! ^-^
Inuyasha: what? O___o *try's ripping them apart*
Kagome: SIT BOY!!!!
Inu: *falls on face* CUT IT OUT!!!!!!!
Cg: Whoa too weird. . .
Ld: *ties every one to a tree*
Miroku: *still knocked out*
Cg & Ld: *corny smiles*
*the next morning (cool music)*
Miroku: *wakes up* Ow, I feel like I was beat up by a couple of Inuyasha fan girls. . .
Shippo: Uh. . . You kinda were. . .
cg: *unties every one* Go free anime characters!!
All anime characters: *run away*
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UF78: That's it for now. Please Review. I PROMISE TO UPDATE IF YOU DO. . . REALLY!!! *goes to stalk AGW characters, for it is her hobby*