Hey, thanks for reviewing you guys! As promised, a better and longer chapter! I apologize for the other lame ones, but i can't help it. I've improved over the years, even if just a little. I don't own Inuyasha. But someday. I and my band of flying monkey's will take over the company and he shall be mine, all mine! (laughs evilly)

Inuyasha: Calm down, gosh.

Madame: Oops, sorry Inu. I got carried away.(sobs)

Inuyasha: (sighs)

Madame: I just love you so much!

Inuyahsa: Isn't that the story my life..baka.

"Jeez Kagome," Inuyasha flared, "Why are you such a pain!"

"I'm not a pain! I can't help it if I have to go to the bathroom! It's a natural thing!" Kagome cried back, her temper flaring. He was testing her last nerves now.

"I don't care how natural it is! Just…just go," he muttered turning his head away.

"Go? Here?" The girl asked in utter shock. "No way José, not standing next to you in the open, you might look!"

"I assure you, I'm not tempted," he hissed. That was it! Kagome kicked him squarely in a place I'm not going to type. Inuyasha took a sharp intake of breath and doubled over, jerking Kagome's arm as he did so in pain, his eyes tearing. Kagome could see he was about to cry. He never cried! Wow, that must really hurt, she thought to herself.

"You wench! You…are…so…stupid!" he gasped. After a few more moments, he was feeling a little better.

"I'm not stupid! And I still have to go really bad!" the miko squeaked as she crossed her legs and bunny hopped side to side.

"Just go in the bushes. Someone would see us if we went somewhere in the village," the half demon replied as he furrowed his brows. If he could just get her to shut up.

"Fine! Yes, whatever! I just really have to go!"

"I wonder how the river feels today," Inuyasha chuckled as he looked at Kagome, her eyes wide. "The water must feel great. The cool, flushing water, how soothing. Crisp, cool, water," he drawled.

"Stop!" the girl whined.

She shuffled over to the nearest bush. It was so degrading, but what had to be done was done. Inuyasha followed closely (as if he had a choice) with a few painful lumps protruding from his gorgeous hair. (A/N: couldn't help it! He's HOT!)

Kagome stood holding her cake an hour later. "Ready to take this to Sango?"

"Look, I'm not letting anyone see us this way again! I don't want another Miroku incident."

"Inuyasha, please. I don't have all day. I have plans. Ohmygosh, I have plans!" she screeched. She had forgotten! Today had been Friday. She had attended school and the girls, Yumi and Eri, had planned a girls' slumber party at Kagome's!

"Plans? What kind?" the demon prompted. It had better not be another guy! Uh, not that he care of course, he told himself.

"My friends are coming to stay at my house tonight! Oh, they can't see you! Wait, yes they can, it's new moon so no worries on the secret if we can get you unstuck before sunrise. But they can't see us like this!" They both looked down at their hands. A thought of how well they seemed to go together raced through each of their minds, but was brushed away just as quick.

"I am not spending the night with a bunch of giggling windbags," Inuyasha retorted to break the silence

"Windbags," Kagome replied sitting the cake on the edge of the well, again. Placing her hand on her hip, she scowled. "So I'm a hot air balloon, eh, dog?" She flicked his ear to make a point.

"All you ever do is nag, you wench!" Inuyasha replied clutching his ear tenderly. "All you are is hot air! Shouldn't you be floating?"

"Shouldn't you be shutting up?"

"Go ahead Kagome, I know you want to. Think of the consequences."

She didn't. "SIT!" The two plummeted down into the dirt, shaking the nearby trees.

Over in Kaede's hut, Sango looked up from her project. She heard the noise. "They're back," she said with a laugh. She was polishing her boomerang bone. (a/n: Can't spell the name and am too lazy to look. That's me, the slob. lol!) In the sack she had was an immense kit for polishing, her gift to herself. She knew or seriously doubted anyone remembered her birthday. Kagome might, but she wasn't going to stress.

"Sango, sweetie!" Miroku cried as he ran in panting. On his way to propose the sticky fingers deal to Sango, he had made a few proposals for children long the way until it dawned on him that he didn't know what made them stick, so he had settled for dipping his hand in honey.

"Don't call me sweetie, you hentai." She sniffed. "What smells like honey?" Ina moment, Miroku had his hand plastered on Sango's butt, a lopsided grin on his face. Sango shrieked loudly and slapped his square on the jaw. She was even more appalled to find that even though she moved, his hand didn't. "You baka!" she cried when she saw the golden sweetness on her clothes. "You'll pay for this with her arms!"

"My arms?"

"When I'm done you want have any left!"

Kagome was dusting of the school uniform she was wearing when she suddenly heard someone crying and someone yelling angrily. There was a loud Smack and some silence.

"Miroku," the two said in unison.

"Now as for the cake," Kagome said picking it up. She pulled a leaf from the icing. "We need to get it to Sango but we can't look like we are holding hand intentionally."

"We aren't."

She scowled.

"We could drape something over it," Inyasha said with a shrug. "Or I could bite you wrist off," he joked jerking her hand toward him.

"Inuyasha, stop it! Be serious!" the girl said pulling her hand back. "But we could put the cake there and say we were holding it."

"Anything else?"

"You try smart butt."

"Fine," he muttered shrugging.

"SURPRISE!"

Sango looked up to see Inuyasha and Kagome walking in carrying a cake in-between them. She noticed Inuyasha's smile was a forced one. "This isn't going to work when we put the cake down," he hissed to Kagome.

"Sure it will," she hissed back.

"You guys! Thanks!" She laughed happily.

"Um, where's Miroku?" Inuyasha asked scanning the room.

(Out back we find Miroku hanging upside down in a tree by his toes with honey lathered on his legs and gagged waving his arms frantically)

"Don't know," Sango replied with a shrug. "Here I'll take that," the huntress said as she walked over and picked up the cake. Inuyasha and Kagome each took a deep breath. She stared for a moment, and then began to speak, "Kagome, what is-"

Kagome began to sway back and forth and Inuyasha felt like an idiot as he followed.

"Happy birthday to you," Kagome began. "Happy birthday to you."

"You look like a monkey," Inuyasha chimed in. Sango frowned.

"Inuyasha," Kagome scolded.

"What?" he smiled.

Sighing, she continued. "Happy birthday dear Sango-chan, happy birthday to youuuuuuu!" She was running out of ideas.

Sango clapped and laughed. "Arigato guys! That was great!"

Inuyasha and Kagome just nodded and said bye and quickly jumped outside. Sango looked confused for a moment then smiled as she licked some icing from her finger.

"It almost didn't work!" Inuyasha snapped as they walked back to the well.

"It did and that's the point," Kagome pointed out.

"Hey you guys!" Shippo's voiced called from the well. He was eating an apple but almost dropped it when he saw them standing there...together.

Darn it, busted.