UF78: Hey, I'm back. This chapter's got more stalking and stuff. . .
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*in the forest(cool music plays)*
Inu: Sesshoumaru. . . *mad glare*
Sesshoumaru: Give me the Tetsuaiga!
Inu: Not in my lifetime pal!
Both: *fighting*
Cg: I don't get it.
Ld: *dramatic music in background* Cant you see cg? They are half brothers fighting for the Tetsuaiga, which is arguably the most powerful weapon in the world. They want revenge and only to see the other dead. . .
Cg: *sniff sniff* that was beautiful ld...
Ld: *bows* Thanks, so as I was saying, I was eating green beans last night. . .
Cg: *anime style fall* *gets back up* I wonder what Sesshoumaru would do if we made Inuyasha . . .
Ld: SIT BOY!!!
Inu: *falls on face*
Sesshoumaru: *laughing hysterically* You let humans control you?
Inu: No... those are just some weirdo's that have been stalking me. . . and only one's human (Cg), the other is also an Inu hanyou (Ld) . . .
Ld: Weirdo's? We aren't the ones falling on our faces when someone says SIT BOY!!!
Inu: *falls on face*
Sesshoumaru: *walks off into forest laughing hysterically*
Giant boomerang: *fly's at Inuyasha but misses*
Cg: Hey! That's'. . .
ld: SANGOS!
Sango: Bingo you win the prize!
Cg: What is the prize?
Sango: Lemonade!!!!
Ld: YAY!!!!!!!!! ^_^ *drinks lemonade*
Sango: *sweat drop* You're both insane.
Ld: Nope. . . look at the title! it says crazy. . .
Cg: But isn't crazy the same as insane?
Ld: Nope! Crazy is. . . well. . . crazy! Insane is *dramatically and insane sounding* TAKE ME TO THE PADDED ROOM!!!
Cg: Oh. . .
Sango: If you're such good stalkers, than what can you tell me about Inuyasha?
Cg: Lots of stuff!
Sango: Like what?
Ld: Well. . . he's really old. . . (A/N: Don't worry, Ld doesn't REALLY think that, it's just for comic releif!!)
Inu: What did you just say? I'm at the top of my game! Just look at my hair! *points at head*
Ld: *examines Inuyasha's head* Well he does have a full head of hair. . .
Cg: Can't beat that logic!
Ld: *evil smirk* *grabs and pets Inuyasha's ears* ^_^
*later that day (music)*
Inu: When are you gonna stop stalking me?
Ld: Umm. . . Wednesday?
Inu: O____o What's a Wednesday???????
Cg: *matter-of-factly* A day.
Ld: Duh!
Cg: And you're protecting Kagome?
Kagome: I feel unsafe now! *walks away*
Inu: You two are losers *follows Kagome*
Cg: I feel sad now. . .
Ld: try laughing out loud
Cg: *really dryly and stupid sounding* HA !?! HA !?! HA !?!
Ld: *trying to not make Cg feel like a freak* *laughs the same way as Cg* HA !?! HA !?! HA !?!
Shippo: *stares at them*
Cg: What're you looking at?
Shippo: Nothing, I just thought you had gone insane.
Cg: oh. . . *dramatically* TAKE ME TO THE PADDED ROOM!!!
Shippo: *walks away*
Ld: *drinking coffee* CoffeecoffeecoffeeCOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE!!!!!!
Cg: Yeah, that's coffee, and you're hyperhyperhyperHYPERHYPERHYPER!!!!
Ld: Yes I am
Cg: You'll go to sleep early tonight, I bet. . .
Ld: That's creepy AND inaccurate. I wont go to sleep at all. . . I'm wired on caffeine!
*2 seconds later(music)*
Ld: *asleep*
Cg: you ok ld?
Ld: ZzZzZzZzZz
Cg: Maybe we should stalk Miroku instead of Inuyasha?
Inu: Are you kidding me? You're brain must be broken!
Cg: *pushes Inu out onto a bridge*
Inu: I have an odd feeling this has happened before. . .
Cg: SIT BOY
Bridge: *breaks*
Inu: *falls into water*
Ld: *wakes up* yawn! *looks down at water and sees Inu* what did I miss in the 1-2-3. . . 10 lines I've slept through?
Cg: Nothing important. . .
Ld: I'm gonna go get more lemonade. . .*walks off*
cg: Kay-Kay! I'll be here making sure --SIT BOY-- Inuyasha doesn't -- SIT BOY -- go anywhere -- SIT BOY!!!
Inu: *climbing up cliff soaking wet*
Ld: SITBOY!!!
Cg: Weren't you getting lemonade?
Ld: Oh yeah. . . That's what I was doing! *poofs up some lemonade with author powers*
Inu: I want some lemonade too. . .
Cg: Oh. . . Okay!!
Ld: *poofs in cups too*
Cg: *tosses cup down to Inu*
Cup: *bonks Inu on the head*
Inu: *falls into water, unconscious*
Cg & ld: *jump in and save Inu*
Ld: MY LEMONSDES GONE!!!!!!! *sniff*
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UF78: Well, that's it. . . and as you can see, I got reviews. The reasoning on why I updated!!! *hint hint* Review onegai!!
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*in the forest(cool music plays)*
Inu: Sesshoumaru. . . *mad glare*
Sesshoumaru: Give me the Tetsuaiga!
Inu: Not in my lifetime pal!
Both: *fighting*
Cg: I don't get it.
Ld: *dramatic music in background* Cant you see cg? They are half brothers fighting for the Tetsuaiga, which is arguably the most powerful weapon in the world. They want revenge and only to see the other dead. . .
Cg: *sniff sniff* that was beautiful ld...
Ld: *bows* Thanks, so as I was saying, I was eating green beans last night. . .
Cg: *anime style fall* *gets back up* I wonder what Sesshoumaru would do if we made Inuyasha . . .
Ld: SIT BOY!!!
Inu: *falls on face*
Sesshoumaru: *laughing hysterically* You let humans control you?
Inu: No... those are just some weirdo's that have been stalking me. . . and only one's human (Cg), the other is also an Inu hanyou (Ld) . . .
Ld: Weirdo's? We aren't the ones falling on our faces when someone says SIT BOY!!!
Inu: *falls on face*
Sesshoumaru: *walks off into forest laughing hysterically*
Giant boomerang: *fly's at Inuyasha but misses*
Cg: Hey! That's'. . .
ld: SANGOS!
Sango: Bingo you win the prize!
Cg: What is the prize?
Sango: Lemonade!!!!
Ld: YAY!!!!!!!!! ^_^ *drinks lemonade*
Sango: *sweat drop* You're both insane.
Ld: Nope. . . look at the title! it says crazy. . .
Cg: But isn't crazy the same as insane?
Ld: Nope! Crazy is. . . well. . . crazy! Insane is *dramatically and insane sounding* TAKE ME TO THE PADDED ROOM!!!
Cg: Oh. . .
Sango: If you're such good stalkers, than what can you tell me about Inuyasha?
Cg: Lots of stuff!
Sango: Like what?
Ld: Well. . . he's really old. . . (A/N: Don't worry, Ld doesn't REALLY think that, it's just for comic releif!!)
Inu: What did you just say? I'm at the top of my game! Just look at my hair! *points at head*
Ld: *examines Inuyasha's head* Well he does have a full head of hair. . .
Cg: Can't beat that logic!
Ld: *evil smirk* *grabs and pets Inuyasha's ears* ^_^
*later that day (music)*
Inu: When are you gonna stop stalking me?
Ld: Umm. . . Wednesday?
Inu: O____o What's a Wednesday???????
Cg: *matter-of-factly* A day.
Ld: Duh!
Cg: And you're protecting Kagome?
Kagome: I feel unsafe now! *walks away*
Inu: You two are losers *follows Kagome*
Cg: I feel sad now. . .
Ld: try laughing out loud
Cg: *really dryly and stupid sounding* HA !?! HA !?! HA !?!
Ld: *trying to not make Cg feel like a freak* *laughs the same way as Cg* HA !?! HA !?! HA !?!
Shippo: *stares at them*
Cg: What're you looking at?
Shippo: Nothing, I just thought you had gone insane.
Cg: oh. . . *dramatically* TAKE ME TO THE PADDED ROOM!!!
Shippo: *walks away*
Ld: *drinking coffee* CoffeecoffeecoffeeCOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE!!!!!!
Cg: Yeah, that's coffee, and you're hyperhyperhyperHYPERHYPERHYPER!!!!
Ld: Yes I am
Cg: You'll go to sleep early tonight, I bet. . .
Ld: That's creepy AND inaccurate. I wont go to sleep at all. . . I'm wired on caffeine!
*2 seconds later(music)*
Ld: *asleep*
Cg: you ok ld?
Ld: ZzZzZzZzZz
Cg: Maybe we should stalk Miroku instead of Inuyasha?
Inu: Are you kidding me? You're brain must be broken!
Cg: *pushes Inu out onto a bridge*
Inu: I have an odd feeling this has happened before. . .
Cg: SIT BOY
Bridge: *breaks*
Inu: *falls into water*
Ld: *wakes up* yawn! *looks down at water and sees Inu* what did I miss in the 1-2-3. . . 10 lines I've slept through?
Cg: Nothing important. . .
Ld: I'm gonna go get more lemonade. . .*walks off*
cg: Kay-Kay! I'll be here making sure --SIT BOY-- Inuyasha doesn't -- SIT BOY -- go anywhere -- SIT BOY!!!
Inu: *climbing up cliff soaking wet*
Ld: SITBOY!!!
Cg: Weren't you getting lemonade?
Ld: Oh yeah. . . That's what I was doing! *poofs up some lemonade with author powers*
Inu: I want some lemonade too. . .
Cg: Oh. . . Okay!!
Ld: *poofs in cups too*
Cg: *tosses cup down to Inu*
Cup: *bonks Inu on the head*
Inu: *falls into water, unconscious*
Cg & ld: *jump in and save Inu*
Ld: MY LEMONSDES GONE!!!!!!! *sniff*
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UF78: Well, that's it. . . and as you can see, I got reviews. The reasoning on why I updated!!! *hint hint* Review onegai!!