A/N: ok Hi everyone, I know I said I would be writing a new story and i am, but as someone asked for an epilogue to how Onyx and Ichigo came back, I shall...one problem...
Onyx: She's sick!
Me: ¬.¬ yes Onyx, I think they would have found that out by my terrible writing the past few days.
Jet: (sighs) so I'LL be writing the chapter, knowing Onyx he'll kill someone!
Onyx: (doing an Innocent whistle) who? Me?
Me: Just start Jet! Here's the script (hands her a piece of paper with short notes on it)
Jet: um...ok...let's start!

A Slightly Random and Scary Story

Onyx and Ichigo were being asked so many questions, they were getting annoyed...well...Onyx was Ichi was just standing there blinking. Onyx finally cracked

"OK! OK!" Onyx yelled, everyone feel silent as Onyx sighed. "This is what happened...

(flashback)

Onyx fell out of the sky after being shoot by the laser, he hit the ground.

"HOLY (bleeping) GOD!" Onyx bellowed, all movement around him stopped and looked at him, he looked at them and his eyes narrowed and everyone screamed and ran for dear life, all but for one small pink, blue and white monkey. "Ichigo!" Onyx looked at her. She looked at him and beamed.

"Onyx!" She squealed and ran up and hugged him. He sweat dropped.

"Um...your hugging me," Onyx told her, she looked at him

"So?" she replied

"I don't do hugs..." Onyx told her firmly.

"Aww, everyone needs a hug!" Ichigo replied cheerfully. Onyx sighed and gently pushed her off him. She started to tear up and whimper.

"Oh god! Don't!" Onyx warned, Ichigo began to cry and Onyx sighed in defeat and let her hug him, after what seemed like an eternity to Onyx she let go,

"So what are you doing here?" Ichigo asked

"Did something similar to what you did," Onyx replied.

"You sacrificed yourself...but I thought you were a selfish idiot?" Ichigo said, confused, an anime vein appeared on his forehead and he growled.

"You thought wrong then! It was to save Jet and Krystal!" Onyx snapped, Ichigo flinched and teared up. "Oh forget it! I gotta find a away back," Onyx started to head back but he heard Ichigo cry and felt a pain of guilt in the pit of his stomach he sighed.

Why do I have to be a softy to crying girls? Onyx thought, he looked at Ichigo.

"Alright! C'mon!" Onyx sighed, Ichigo beamed and ran up, she jumped on his back

"Piggy Back Ride!" she said happily. Onyx sighed heavily and carried her as they walked along where ever they were. Then they saw something in the distance.

"What in the name of Sirius?" Onyx whispered.

"Sirius?" Ichigo echoed

"A God of Darkness and Evil, the idol on my parents planet," Onyx explained, he walked closer to whatever he saw and saw nothing but a bazooka, but a signature on the barrel caught his eye,

"What's wrong?" Ichigo asked, looking at the bazooka.

"That's my MUM'S Bazooka!" Onyx exclaimed, he picked it up and saw clearly 'Liz Nightmare' on the barrel, he looked around and slapped his forehead is disbelief. "Omg my god I am so thick!"

"How? What makes you thicker here than you normally are?" Ichigo asked, Onyx growled and she laughed nervously "Sorry..."

"any way, this is the Darkness Palace Soul Orb! This is where all the souls who sacrificed themselves to save others go! God how could I forget that!" Onyx replied.

"So...how does this help us?" Ichigo asked,

"Simple," Onyx replied, he walked over to a black wall and did some morse code, after a while a bright light appeared over head. Then it went black.

Onyx woke up some time later, about 2 months later, he was in a church like building with a familiar smell of incense and candles, he looked around painfully and saw two pairs of red eyes looking down at him.

"Mum...dad?" Onyx said weakly.

"Shhh, take it easy Onyx," a soft soothing voice replied, a hand touched his sun on his forehead gently and Onyx relaxed.

"Good Job we heard ya tapping Onyx," a harsher, more lord like voice added.

"Yeah dad, not helping," Onyx laughed weakly, "What about Ichigo?"

"The girl that was with you? She is being fed just now, she woke up a few hours ago," Liz replied, "Now rest," And with that Onyx fell asleep.

(end flashback)

"So that's it," Onyx finished, there was silence then a burst of laughter.

"Man that can't be true!" Jet laughed, the other nodded and Onyx thought.

"Yeah, whatever people," Onyx rolled his eyes and walked off. Ichigo looked at him leave then smiled slightly and hugged Antauri.

Jet: ...man that was a crap chapter!

Me: HEY! (tears up and runs off crying)

Onyx: (rubs the crested moon of his forehead and his sun is seen) man I'm good (takes off a voice changer) anyway, R&R!

Jet: (gagged and tied up in a cupboard (or a closet to some of ya))