Author: MSM/the7bells2002
Genre: Humor/General
Rating: PG
Summary: The trio's thoughts on their little 30 mile run. 3 chapters.
Chapter 1: Gimli
Oh blast it all! We've only been running for 20 minutes, chasing the Uruk-hai to get our two little Hafling friends back, and it's already exhausting. I'm sure Boromir would understand that we must save them before we grieve. Ale. Nice strong ale. And meat. That's what I need.
I am getting my revenge on that namby pamby elf by "accidentally" stepping on the back of his heels while running. This has nothing to do with the fact that he has the perfect run, which no one follows because a) it's geeky, and b) physically impossible after 100 m. Yet, he still does it. Next time we stop, I also plan on making a mud puddle under his hair.
3rd day of running, and the bloody Valar have no mercy. We're stopping tonight, which is good, because we haven't eaten, slept, or stopped since the fight. And if the elf makes one comment on how I should have lost weight, I will hang him in one of his beloved trees. Hmph. That'll show him.