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Night was falling fast over Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and the Griffindor Common Room resounded with cheerfull chattering. One Griffindor student, however, was storming her way back from the hospital wing. Her name was Lily Evans.

Lily flung the portrait hole open, almost smashing the woden frame of the painting in the process. The Common Room went silent, every head turned to Lily as she stood there, fists clenched, red-cheeked, and eyes like A bombs. She scanned the crowd and caught sight of Sirius Black. He flinched when their gazes locked.

-YOU ! she said, in a highly menacing dark pitched tone.

Sirius seemed to have shrunk a good five inches as she walked straight to him, her index pointing towards him like a lance.

The boy winced as she poked him sharply on the chest with the deadly weapon.

- You ! You son of a powerpuff ! Tell me where that coward Potter has gone to ! Don't tell me he's hiding !

- 'He's in detention, Lily', intervened Remus Lupin in a calm voice.

The murderous finger shot towards him at once.

- 'Shut UP ! Was I talking to you ? NO !' yelled a very very angry Lily, the Finger of Wrath flew back to Sirius, who flinched once more. 'Now YOU tell me WHERE that DAMN Potter IS or I shall RIP your GUTS out of your BODY ! ...And HANG you with them', she added as an afterthought.

- 'He's in detention with p-Professor s-St-ticks-st-tone', Sirius stammered.

- 'THANK YOU !' Lily wheeled around and stormed out again, looking as if she was trying to pierce holes in the ground with the heel of her feet. The silence remained thirty whole seconds after the portrait hole had slammed shut, then everyone went back to what they were doing, all conversations resuming all at once, as if nothing had happened. And indeed, nothing had happened. Nothing out of the ordinary at least. It was well known that Lily's storming was everyone else's walk, especially when Potter was around.

Sirius and Remus exchanged a perplexed glance.

-'She's not going to… ?' Sirius began.

-'James is safe as long as he's in detention' Remus reassured him.

-'Yeah… I s'ppose so' said Sirius, lightening up 'yeah you're right, she wouldn't dare go slaughter James right in front of Stickstone.'

How wrong he was.

Two hours later what seemed to be a bloody pile of raw human flesh came stumbling into the Common Room.

- 'She bit me !' yelped James Potter, topling onto a couch, 'that psycho Carrot Top bloody BIT ME !'

Luckily, everyone but Sirius, Peter Pettigrew (a.k.a. That Other Guy) and Remus, had gone to bed, so James could whine and bleed to his heart's content (litteraly), and so he did.

- 'James, mate, what did she DO to you ?' Sirius exclamed.

- 'I'm n-not sure' James said 'one minute I was cleaning Stickstone's cauldron, and the other she was standing there slapping my face like she had as many arms as the giant squid, screaming like she was a banshee or something…and then she started throwing objects at me… heavy objects' he added, rubbing a jokari ball sized bump on his forehead 'I just, sort of lifted an arm to protect myself and… and ….'

- 'And… ? Remus prodded him on.

- 'AND SHE BLOODY BIT ME ! GAAAAAAAAAAH, MY ARM ! It HURTS ! Bweeeeeh…'

The others gasped as James exhibited his maimed arm, supporting the clear hoof like mark of human dentition. And a nice one too. One that could flash a dazling smile (AND mutilate an arm).

- 'And that's not all' sobbed James, pulling up his t-shirt, revealing an obviously magicly written message made of boils, way too near James's backside. The boils spelled out : 'That's for Nat you pathetic son of a dried cucumber ! I hat'

- ''I hat' ?' Remus read out loud.

- 'What do you expect ?' James said 'My arse isn't a school blackboard ! She ran out of space before she could finish the book,… also Stickstone stopped her going any further.'

- ''bout time too !' Sirius exclamed 'why didn't he stop her before ?'

James turned a pleasant (but that's not the point) shade of strawberry pink.

- 'Well, uh, he was… laughing.'

- 'WHAT ?'

- 'Well you remember why I had detention with him, right ?'

- 'Oh….'

- 'Yeah… actually I suspect a few of these flying objects that hit me were from him.'

Meanwhile Lily was visiting said Nat at the hospital wing. She approched her friend's sleeping and slowly shrinking back from giant gerbil to human form, and whispered with a dazling white smile : 'avenged thou art my faithful sidekick… muhahahahaHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA !' (Lily was indeed one of the gifted few who could actually whisper the evil laugh. She could also juggle with apples.)

So people, what do you think ? More ? Should I take pity and stop right here ?

It IS my first go at fanfic writing, you know : P

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