DISCLAIMER

Oh how I disclaim

It is such a pain

But I own nothing

It all belongs to J.K.Rowling

(POETRY XD)

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- 'Why does everyone like her so much anyway ?' grumbled James the next morning as they sat in the Great Hall, having breakfast. He was eyeing a now cheerful Lily, chatting with a group of Ravenclaw friends, a dozen seats away.

- 'In case you haven't noticed, Evans is a charming young lady as long as you're not in the picture, Prongs' Remus muttered, his head barely emerging from the huge 'Guide to Despair and Sexual Frustration by Marten Faye' he was currently reading. He had only just finished that sentence when Lily's face – she had obviously spotted James goggling her way – changed from a happy grin to a dreadful grimace. One that said 'Ugh ! OK ! Who forgot to flush the damn toilet ?'. James deeply regretted causing such reactions in Lily. Especially since he liked Lily's arse, along with her other assets, as he had told Sirius in heavily veiled terms on their third year in Hogwarts :

flashback

James : - 'Man, I totaly dig Lily's arse, along with her other assets !'

Sirius : - 'I hear you, dude !'

end of flashback

He also thought he may have feelings towards her. Gawd knows why though : all she had ever given him was glares and kicks. And BITES. What had gotten into her ! He rubbed his still aching arm.

'That wretched carrot !' he thought 'That raging beet head. That bloodthirsty wench ! Oh how I love her, that puke eyed psycho.'

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'What is he staring at ?' Lily thought as she glared at the dreamy eyed James.

- 'Y'know, I think Potter likes you' Nat said beside her.

- 'Well, well, well, aren't we a perceptive little gerbil today, eh, Sidekick ?' Lily said.

Nat shrugged off the combo abuse. Lily merely raised her pumpkin juice glass, grinning, ('cheers !') and drank.

- 'Oh me gawd !' gasped Nat, looking up at the magic sky on the cieling 'Did you see those clouds ? And it's the Griffindor Quidditch team recruiting day too ! Heck, I wouldn't go out there on a broom if they payed me.'

Lily choked in mid-gulp. Coughing, she looked up too. Her eyes growing wider and wider as she eyed fearfuly the deep purple 'candy floss of doom' cumuluses hovering above.

'Uh hoooo…' sighed her friend 'Don't tell me : you're going to the try-outs, aren't you ? Or is it just that you've left some washing on the line ? Please tell me it's the second.'

- 'Hahaha Haaaaa !' laughed forcedly a horrified Lily.

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- 'That is one nice life threatening storm we've got there' Sirius pointed out as Remus, Peter, James and himself stood in the corridor, staring out a rain battered window.

- 'No danger, no fun' replied James.

Beside them, Remus started humming what sounded like 'I can see clearly now the rain is gone', and they all joined loudly executing a suprisingly synchronized boys band syle dance as he reached the chorus :

- 'An' it is a bright, briiiight, briiiiiiiight, BRIGHT AND SUNSHINY DAAAAAAAAY'

They stuck into an all arms high finishing pause as Sirius trailed off on 'day', causing massive giggling from passing girls and some of the audience to clap an encore.

- 'Thank you ! Thank you !'

They bowed to the loving crowd.

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A couple of hours later Lily was fighting her way against the elements to the Quidditch pitch. Gawd, that was some storm. If she didn't want that much to have a go at Quidditch, she would have given up long ago. Nat would have given up too, but Lily had decided she needed moral support. So pushing a reticent Nat forwards (also using her as a shield against the rain and wind), Lily arrived to the pitch. Black, Potter (who was the Griffindor captain) and a moderately large group of player wanna-be's were already standing, wet and windswept, at the center of the lawn.

Lily could see a good few had already been tried out and were rushing to shelter.

Potter was too busy trying to keep the drenched pages of his clipboard from flying away to spot her, but Black, who was merely standing there, did, and walked straight up to her.

His hair was stuck to his face, and he looked like he'd just been thrown in the lake, but he was grinning from ear to ear, obviously he was having more fun than anybody else one the pitch.

- 'Hey Evans !' said Black 'Come to support us ? Oh you shouldn't have !'

- 'Yeah sure, I crossed Noe's deluge for your pretty arse, Black' she said coldly. 'Idiot, I'm here to try-out, DUH !' she added, seing he hadn't caught her subtle sarcasm and gaped at her words. 'What ? what ?' she asked as Sirius laughed in disbelief.

- 'It's just that… we're only trying out for a new beater !'

- 'Yeah. So ?'

He gave her an uncertain smile.

- 'Well I mean, look at you, you're hardly standing in that wind !'

Lily punched him. Hard.

- 'Shut up and gimme a broom. It's my turn.'

Sirius shook his head but gave her a school broom and a bat. She'd show him, she thought angrily, as she kicked off the ground. She smiled sarcasticaly at James who had just realised who he was trying out, and quickly rose into the sky, though she felt like she was falling in the sea.

'Just you wait, Black, I will show you my mighty powers, COME TO ME MY MINION !' went Lily interior dialog as a bluger pelted straight to her.

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Heeeey ! Second chappie ! I know they're not very long, but oh well : )

Thanks to my reviewers : )) ok then I'll continue !

Lily is just a maniac when she's near the marauders you know, and James will get revenge… um not right now though XD

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It's my (angry) version of Lily. What do you think ?

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-Caz