Chapter Title: N/A-Humorous Interlude

Disclaimer: I own nothing from X-Men Evolution. It's a great show, I'd suggest for everyone to at least watch one episode… Oh! And Zack belong entirely to skin2skincontact.

Author's Notes: o.O No, this is not the next REAL chapter! I've just written this small little interlude to keep you people occupied while I work on the next chapter, which is a doozy… Enjoy! It's humorous!

Dedication: This was written entirely for skin2skincontact. He's been very patient waiting for the next chapter, so this is especially for him. You're awesome man!

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"Panty Raid!"

The shout echoed throughout the Xavier Institute as Zack and Kurt raced through the hallways, each teen had a pair of underwear on his head. The one's Zack sported were actually boxers, black with little red polka-dots all over them (Scott's), while Kurt had stolen pink ones with a large panda bear head on the butt (Kitty's). They only had one more X-Man's underwear to claim before they had their whole collection, Rogue's.

As the two teenagers reached Rogue's door, they paused, and looked at one another.

"You go in…"

Zack whispered to his comrade in arms.

"Vas? No way! You're not getting me in trouble! This was your idea, you go."

Kurt said with a grin, shoving the hyperactive mutant towards the closed door. Just in time, Zack opened the door and zipped into Rogue's room. Glancing about cautiously- the teen moved his way to Rogue's dresser. With a sneaky, lopsided grin on his face, Zack reached out carefully opening the top drawer…socks…Who knew that Rogue wore socks? Not him! And he wasn't interested in them either! He grumbled inwardly, closing the drawer as he went for the next one…Pajamas?...Geez- Girls certainly didn't make it easy to find their undies- but he was as determined as Scott, as sneaky as Kurt, as smart as…well… he wasn't dumb. He closed this drawer as well before opening the third and final drawer. Jackpot! Now to dig around and find the most embarrassing pair he could. Most of the underwear in Rogue's drawer were black, go figure, but to his own surprise, there were a few bright colored pairs that stuck out. Those devious eyes were caught by a bright pink, lacey thong and he pulled it out of the drawer with one finger, a bright grin lighting up his face. So this was how she kept panty-lines from showing through her tight X-Men costume…

"No one is going to believe this!"

He whispered enthusiastically, shaking the pair of panties in front of his face.

"An' no one is gonna know, either."

Zack turned slowly, fearing that his eyes would confirm what his pointy ears had heard. It was that husky voice of the owner of the panties, Rogue herself-and unfortunately for the troublemaker, she was standing in the door way, eyes glaring at him violently.

"…Oops…"

It was the only word Zack could make out, as he quickly hid the thong behind his back, using a foot to close the drawer.

"Erm…well you see-I can explain."

"Get. Out. Of. Mah. Room."

The segmentation of the words in Rogue's sentence signaled to him the extent of her anger.

"Now!"

Her hand flew up, gripping him by his shirt collar, careful not to touch skin-to-skin, flinging him from her darkened room. The teenage prankster landed against the wall of the hallway, his eyes swirling with dizziness- but this daze was short lived, and he was called back into reality by the loud slamming of Rogue's door. Huffily, Zack righted himself.

"Zack! Are you alright?"

"I've been better…hey!"

Zack held up his hand, where he still gripped the lacy pink thong that was Rogue's. Both he and Kurt glanced to one another, grins plastered on their faces, before turning and racing each other to the recreation room, no mutations allowed.

"Hey! HEY GUYS! You'll never believe what we got!"

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THE END

End Notes: -pets Kurtmuse and looks diabolical- Was it amusing enough? I dunno, it was fun to right at least! Whelp, until the next chapter, DarknessofDawn out! -vanishes-

Kurtmuse: -in a rapidly vanishing voice- Help me… Help me….