DISCLAIMER: None of the characters you've heard of before are mine! That's Bartleby, Loki, Metatron, Azreal or anyone else from Dogma! They ALL belong to that very clever dude called Kevin Smith and the guys at View Askew! Thanks and enjoy!

Bartleby and Loki have been put back on Earth as humans to prove they were worthy of God letting them back into Heaven again.

Chapter 1

Loki ran down the deserted street, sheltering his head from the rain. It was nearly midnight and all the lights were out in the tower blocks that lined the street. The only reason Loki could see where he was going was the light reflecting off the full moon. Loki looked up at its sheer brilliance and, as he brought his eyes back to the road in front of him, he noticed a light on in a window in one of the tower blocks. As he focused on the figure looking out of the window, an ominous feeling crept over him.

All of a sudden, he started running again, and he didn't stop until he was through the door of his apartment and was sure it was bolted shut behind him.

Loki then felt his knees collapse under him and he fell to the floor, dropping the bag of groceries he had been sent to buy.

"Loki, where the fuck have you been?" Bartleby shouted from somewhere in the apartment. "I thought you might have drowned or something…" His voice trailed off as he peered round the doorway and saw Loki kneeling on the floor, panting, white as a sheet. "What the fuck happened to you?" Bartleby crouched down next to him.

"I…saw…her…" Loki said, in between deep breaths.

"Er…Who?"

"Her…I haven't seen her since…the Heavenly War."

"OK, that's better, more information. But who?"

"Kappal. She's a Cherub, a renegade angel. She was sent to Hell. But…I saw her just now, in one of the tower blocks. She saw me. She was fucking watching me!"

"OK, calm down! Are you sure about this?"

"Of course, I'd recognize her anywhere! What the fuck is she doing here?"

"I don't know. But there's nothing you can do. Just don't start fucking hyperventilating again! 'K?"

"Yeah, I'm better now!"

Chapter 2

A few weeks later, Bartleby and Loki went into the town centre. That night had been almost completely forgotten. Bartleby walked ahead of Loki, but after a while, he looked back and realised Loki wasn't following him. Now, he knew that Loki would be alright, but he hadn't been the same since the New Jersey incident. Neither of them had been. They were more attached to each other than ever before.

Bartleby hurried back against the current of commuters, looking around for Loki. The more he looked, the more he felt the worry rise up over him.

Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Loki facing a girl he hadn't seen before. The girl had her back to Bartleby but he could see Loki's face, and he was turning the colour he had a few weeks earlier. As Bartleby raced towards Loki, the girl turned around and stopped him dead in his tracks. She had the air of a Fallen, the authority of a Demon but the beauty of an Angel. She was wearing tight, hipster jeans, black boots and a black fitted top with silver detail, similar to the armour and Angel wore. But she's too young to be an angel, isn't she? thought Bartleby.

While the girl and Bartleby were fixed in each other's stares, watching each other, Loki took the opportunity to grab Bartleby's arm and dragged him through the streets, away from the girl.

After running for ten minutes, Loki led Bartleby into an alleyway. There they stood, panting. Just as Bartleby had regained enough breath to start questioning Loki, a pale hand with black nails and red tips gripped the corner of the wall.

"Now, really, gentlemen. Did you honestly think you could escape me that easily?"

AUTHOR'S NOTE (that's me by the way!): I love Dogma and have watched the film LOADS in the space of about two weeks! I wish Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were mine but they're not (oh well, we can still dream!) This is my first Fan Fic so...please R&R and be as honest as possible! I need all the criticism I can get!