Thanks for the review guys! Okay where did we leave off? Oh right yes, Ed and Al just arrived at Vlad's castle slash mansion in Wisconsin!

Here we go…

CHAPTER 2:

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Inside Vlad's Mansion

Ed's POV

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So we walked into the mansion. Very greenish goldish. We stopped in the middle of a living room lit with Green and Gold candles.

Talk about cheese heads!

"Take a seat," Vlad said, motioning us toward the couch. Al sat down.

"I'd rather stand," I said, folding my arms.

"Have it your way, Full Metal Alchemist," Vlad said, looking at my metal arm.

"Don't try anything funny cheese head, or I'll beat you so bad you'll wish you were dead!"

He smirked.

What is UP with this guy? Doesn't he know who I am? I'll bet he doesn't know alchemy! I'll kick his butt any day! He obviously just doesn't know it yet….

He sat down in a green chair and poured a glass of wine. He set the bottle on the table. "So," he said, "Do you know why I have summoned you two here?"

As usual, Al added politely, "No sir, we have no idea!"

I groaned. "Why are you always so polite Al? Jesus Christ! Just spill it old man! Why the hell did you have us walk like 100 miles just to come and see you?"

Vlad smirked. "Well boys," he said, shaking his head, "I need you to take care of something for me."

I groan again, "What?"

"There is a boy that lives in Amity Park. His name is Daniel Fenton, son of Jack Fenton and Maddie… Fenton. Her last name SHOULD be MASTERS!" he slammed his fist on the table.

Al tried to comfort him. "Did you have a thing for her, Mr. Masters?" he asked.

He kind of chuckled. "Well yes, for twenty years. But then my best friend Jack stole her from me…" HE was laughing but tears rolled down his cheeks.

I kind of felt bad….aw, who am I kidding? I wanted to puke!

I shook my head. "Okay, kind of off topic here. So Danny Fenton, what do we do with him?"

He wiped his eyes. "Anyway, I need you to capture him and bring him here. Dead or alive. Preferably alive."

"What's in it for us?" I asked.

"You get to live in my mansion with me. All you can eat buffets for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner."

I think I was drooling so much I made a puddle on his Packers rug.

Vlad got up from his chair. "So," he said, "What do you say?" He held out his hand for me to shake it.

I thought about it. "Wait," I said, "Are you like evil or something? I mean, you want us to capture him. That's like kidnapping!"

He still held his hand out. "I suppose you can say that, I mean I am…."

I cut him off, "Wait, wait, wait, hold up. You mean the only thing standing between me and all of this stuff is the difference between right and wrong?"

Vlad nodded.

Without thinking, I immediately took his hand with my metal one and shook it. "Dude," I said, "You got yourself a deal!"

Ed: YOU MEAN I JOIN HIM?

Me: yes

Al: Ed you really should have thought about (mouth is covered by Vlad's hand)

Vlad: Shut up Metal Head! Digi, let me end this for you! REVIEW SUCKERS!