AN: This is a missing exert from my fan fic 'Things Can Only Get Better'. You don't need to read it to get the story, but it may be more amusing if you do…

The Birds and the Bees

Sunday morning, a few days after Ron, Hermione and their daughter had returned from Bill and Fleur's grand wedding. Hermione had left a note on the fridge telling Ron she'd gone food shopping and would be back in two hours and that he would have to feed Ellie their five year old before she got back. So the pair were sat at the breakfast table eating a nutritional meal of burnt bacon, cremated sausages and toast. Ellie was sat in her pink teddy pyjamas pushing her food around her plate.

"What's up Elles?"

"…"

"Ellie?"

"Where do babies come fwom?"

"!"

"Daddy?"

"Sorry, I just, I mean…what?"

"Where do babies come fwom?"

"Oh, God."

"Daddy, what's wrong? you look like your sea sick."

"I'm fine, um…"

"Well…"

"…"

"…"

"Why me?"

"Where did I come fwom?"

"You came from er…mummy's tummy."

"I know dat but how did I get there?"

"Are you sure you want to know?"

"…"

"Alright young lady, don't give me that look."

"Where do babies come fwom!"

"Who told you to asked me?"

"Ukle Harry."

"Bastard."

"What?"

"Nothing sweetie."

"So…"

"Well, you, er… it's an egg."

"An egg?"

"Um… yes you start as an egg."

"What like a shicken?"

"No, no um…smaller than a chicken."

"A bery small shicken."

"Er this isn't making any sense is it?"

"…"

"No, I didn't thinks so."

"Ok, I'll start again. So you're a um…very small human egg."

"Wite."

"And then another very small egg with a tail um…"

"A tail?"

"Yes a tail, it sort of joins to the egg."

"What does?"

"The egg."

"Which one?"

"What?"

"Which one?"

"Which what?"

"Egg."

"Oh, er…aww, holy crap. Do you need to know right now can't we wait 'till mummy gets back?"

"…"

"…"

"Did Mummy sit on me like a shicken egg?"

"Um, no."

"Oh. Where is dis egg den?"

"In...Err…mummy."

"In Mummy!"

"…Yes."

"…"

"…"

"Did mummy lay an egg?"

"No, why?"

"Where did the egg go then?"

"Oh, the egg turned into you."

"I was an egg?"

"Yep."

"Oh. How did I get out of mummy? Why didn't someone eat me? Did anyone try to cook me!"

"Bugger…Ok, forget about the egg thing, the stork brought you."

"what's a tork"

"It's a bird."

"Is that where the egg came from?"

"No, look, forget the egg."

"Is that what always happens?"

"Er, yes that and forgetting to brew a contraception potion."

"…"

"I'm home!"

"Mummy! Daddy was telling me where babies come fwom."

"Really?"

"I was an egg and then I wasn't and then the tork, that's a big bird, he comes and brings me and it always happens unless Daddy forgets to make a condapetial potion."

"Really is that right Daddy?"

"!"

"He made a right mess of it mummy. I still don't understand."

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Well folks that's just a little drabble for those who love little Ellie. Awwww…. So any thoughts?