A/N: Good news everybody! I'm off ill! So I've had all day to write up a new fic, before my Christmas fic. Okay, this might seem very familiar to the series The Worst Week Of My Life, but I assure you, I thought of the fic long before I realised the similarities.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, anything to do with it(except a few pieces of its merchandise), or the previously mentioned comedy. After all, this is a fanfiction!
The Wedding Of The Year. Chapter 1, Stranded.
"…and finally, the current Indigo League champion, Ash Ketchum, and his fiancé, Cerulean city gym leader Misty Waterflower, have announced the date of their wedding, it will be on the 31st of July, the end of the month, and while they have said they want a private wedding, you can be sure that we here at the KNN will get every detail we can for you out there. We'll be back tomorrow at the same time. Goodnight".
Yes, it was true, Ash and Misty were finally getting married, after 2 ½ years of being engaged, though a lot of that time had been devoted to pokemon training, so Ash could defend his title, and Misty her gym. However, that broadcast had been on half a month ago, and the wedding was in two days, and Misty was beginning to panic.
"Ash! Are you sure everything is ready?" she asked for only about the 50 zillionth time (A/N: Its a real word - I checked!) that day.
"YES Misty! Now- come here!" he said, before grabbing her, dipping her, and giving her a kiss.
"Mmph- Ash! giggle Ash, get off!" she said with another giggle, and pushing him off. "But your right, I do need to relax-".
"Exactly. Now, hurry up, May's gonna be here any minute."
"Aah! So much for relaxing!" and with that, she hurried upstairs to get changed, Ash shaking his head, just as the doorbell rang.
"I'll get it!" Ash called up to Misty, as he could here her rushing back down.
"Hey Ash!" It was Brock. "You ready then?" he asked ecstatic. Ash hoped he hadn't planned anything too bad. Brock was the best man, and had left him completely in the dark about his plans for his own stag night.
"Yeah, just a sec'" he said, turning to the stairs. "Hey, Mist'! Brocks here, so I'm off now, I'll see you on Saturday!" AKA, the wedding day. Ash and Misty wanted to do everything traditionally, and that meant not seeing each other for 24 hours before the wedding. "Bye, love you!"
"Love you two, Ash! (A/N: Someone please tell me if that's the right "to/too/two") Bye!" she replied.
"Come on, Pikachu".
"Oh, no Ash, pokemon aren't aloud, but don't worry, someone's gonna be over tomorrow to pick them up".
"Oh, uh, okay, I guess I'll see you later, Pikachu".
"Pikapi" Pikachu said sadly, but also as a goodbye.
"So, where are we going Brock?" Ash asked once they'd closed the door, still without a clue as to what was happening.
"You'll see Ash, come on" Brock said as they stepped into a taxi.
"A pub" Ash said, severely annoyed 20 minutes later. "You kept me in the dark for so long for a pub!" Ash almost yelled.
"No, not a pub Ash, a club, a club!" Brock said bouncing up and down with a huge grin on his face.
"Well what's the difference!" Ash asked angrily, gritting his teeth.
"Well, at a pub, you'd be surrounded by tons of strangers, and the staff wouldn't be half as lenient, but seeing as this a private club, there wont be anyone here who wasn't invited, and we can have special entertainment" Brock answered, his grin turning positively evil.
"WHAT! What does "special entertainment mean Brock! If you-" But Ash couldn't finish, because just then, the rest of the guests arrived.
They had invited more people than were going to the wedding, people who were going who were there included Max, Gary and Prof. Oak(who had agreed to fill the position of father of the bride). However some of those who weren't going to the wedding included Brocks dad(he was invited, but he couldn't make it), Lance(the same), Lt. Surge, Blaine, Koga, Bruno, Ashes opponent in the final of the last indigo league, called Johnny, and, despite what Brock had said, several people who he couldn't remember meeting.
About an hour later, nearly everybody was drunk(except Max, who was still underage), and everybody, Ash included, was enjoying themselves, of course, that was before Brock made an announcement, and Ash immediately sobered up.
"Oakey-dokey everybody, I'm pleased to, uh- say! That's it. That the entertainment has hick finally arrived" and then a door opened, and someone who appeared to be a nurse Joy entered, however, Ash was pretty sure she was wearing a wig. However, although everyone else was now wolf-whistling, Ash was horrified, and only managed to get through the next 20 minutes by keeping his eyes closed, and thinking of Misty. When it was finally over, Ash angrily approached Brock.
"Brock! What did I say about hiring a stripper!" he yelled, although no-one except Brock could here over the singing and crying.
"Uh- do it?" he said before shoving an unusually large beer into his mouth and adding "Aah, just shut-up and drink this". It only took two of these before Ash became unconscious.
When Ash woke up, he couldn't concentrate because of his pounding.
"Ooh, my head. Huh? Wait, where am I?" he said aloud, then, upon hearing snoring, he sat up see Brock opposite him.
"Hey, Brock, wake up! What's going on? Where are we?"
Momentarily, Brock opened his eyes to see who had woken him, and seeing Ash, he closed his eyes and said "Hey Ash, great party last night huh?"
"Huh? Party? What-" but he cut himself off as he remembered his stag night, and that he was getting married tomorrow. "Brock! What do we do now? We're stranded here with no idea where we are, no pokemon, and no way to get back, and to top it all off, I'm supposed to getting married in 24 hours!"
"Actually Ash" Brock said, checking his watch. "Its 15".
A/N: Dun-dun-dun! Will Ash make it to the wedding in time? Will he even find out where he is? Find out in the next, nail-biting chapter. But don't expect it to be too soon, I've got a few seasonal fics planned. Oh, who am I kidding! I'm so bored, it'll probably be out later today! Any who, please R&R!