A/N: Much quicker update this time. Nothing to say, so lets go!
The Wedding Of The Year. Chapter 3, Times running out!
"Hey, Mom, you still up?" Ash yelled, trying to break the door down. And for a moment he thought he was successful.
"Wah! Oh, hey Mom, your up then?" he asked.
"Well, now I am. Oh! Ash!" she cried, perking up immediately. "What are you doing here? Especially so late! And its your wedding tomorrow- um, today!" she said, seeing that it was 1pm.
"I know, Mom, its a long story, can we come in?" he asked, pointing out Charizard.
"Well, you can, but I don't think your 'friend' will fit" she said, eyeing Charizard, specifically, his size.
"Ok, can you wait for a bit Charizard?" he asked the great lizard, who turned to lie down for a nap.
"Ok Ash" his Mom started, as they entered the kitchen. "What's going on".
"Ok, it happened like this" he started, and he told her the whole first two chapters.
"Oh my, what do you plan on doing now?" she asked anxiously.
"Well, I've gotta get going, don't I?" he told her.
"Oh no you don't young man! You cant turn up for your wedding half asleep! You march right upstairs, and get some shut-eye!" she half yelled.
"MOM! I don't have time for this! I need to get going!" he fully yelled back, turning to leave.
"MIMEY!" his Mom yelled, and suddenly he had a blue outline and was floating.
"Mr. Mime!" the pokemon cried.
Mimey, make sure Ash gets full nights sleep, please" she told it (A/N: I would have put 'him' but on silver I somehow have female Mr. Mime).
"Mime! Mr. Mime!" it responded, and it levitated Ash upstairs.
"But-".
"You'll thank me later, Ash" she said, as he floated out the door.
When Ash woke up the next morning(in his childhood bed, obviously), he didn't want to get up, until he realized what day it was. When he checked a clock on the bedside table, he positively screamed.
"MOM! I'VE GOT THREE HOURS TO GET READY!", just as his Mom entered.
"Oh, relax, Ash, according to the script, your still gonna make it, so calm down".
"Mom! You cant look at the script!".
"No, you cant look at the script, nobody said I couldn't".
"Fine, but I've gotta go, now!" he cried.
"Okay then, but before you go, you've had two calls, one from somebody about your pokemon-".
"Oh, no, I forgot!".
"-And one from Brock, he said the rings are still at his house" she finished.
"I gotta go!" he cried running out the door.
Lets go, Char- Wait, where is he!" he cried again, seeing that the fire breather was nowhere in sight.
"Oh, that's right, Charizard left a few hours ago, I guess he thought you were staying or something!" his Mom called out the window, but he didn't fully hear, as he had already ran into the forest.
After about half an hour he made it back to his house and saw the problem.
"Its about time!" the same voice that had called him the night before yelled angrily.
"What happened here?" he asked, staring at the carnage that had once been his home.
"They thought we were trying to steal them, and attacked us!" he yelled, his face turning red.
"Oh, man, hey look, forget about it, I'll take them instead" Ash said.
"Fine, but its still a $300 bill" he told Ash.
"What! Why?"
"We've been here all night, pal, we want our pay!" he yelled.
"Fine" Ash replied, writing a cheque.
After another twenty minutes, the pokemon were set, and he'd changed his clothes. Now all he had to do was drive to Pew-".
"Hey Ash" someone familiar greeted, stopping his train of thought.
"Huh- May! What are you doing here?" he asked.
"Well that's not very polite!" she scolded, putting her hands on her hips.
"Sorry, but in case you forgot, its my wedding today, and I'm supposed to be in Cerulean City already!" he cried.
"I know!" she whined, looking down at her feet. "In fact, that's why I'm here".
"Huh? What do you mean?" he asked confused.
"Well, I-I don't think you should go through with the wedding" she cried, still looking at her feet.
"What! Why on earth wouldn't I want to marry Misty?" he yelled.
"Because" she said started, looking up at him. "You could have someone who's better looking, more talented, nicer, smarter, better with pokemon, and much more worthy of you" she finished.
"Well, I can only think of one person who fits that description, but I don't think its legal to marry yourself" he said.
Giggling, May said "No Ash, I meant me!".
"What!" Ash yelled, backing away.
"Come on, Ash we're perfect for each other! Why cant you see it!" she moaned.
"Even if that were true, I wouldn't be able to see it, because I LOVE MISTY! Now! Pikachu! Thundershock" he added, turning to the little yellow rat.
"PI-KA-CHU!" it screamed, electrocuting its thought to be friend.
"Lets go, buddy, buckle up!" he said as they entered the car.
"Pika!"
"Next stop, Brocks house".
It took them a bit less than an hour to get through the Viridian forest, but on the way, Ash spotted a young boy and girl arguing, probably, Ash thought, as he smiled reminiscently, which direction to go, or who got them lost. Finally, they reached Pewter, and Brocks house.
"Why does he still live with his parents?" Ash thought aloud, but forgot about his meaning less thought once the door had opened. The door, and was faced with someone who was obviously Brocks youngest brother answered.
"Hello, um, is your Mom or Dad in?" Ash asked politely.
"Who wants to know?" he asked rudely, causing Ashes eyebrow to twitch.
"I'm Ash, a friend of Brocks" he said trying to keep the anger out of his voice.
"Wait! Are you the pokemon champion?" he asked excitedly.
Ash sighed in relief. 'A fan' he thought. "Yes, I am, but I'm in a hurry, are either of your parents in?" he asked again.
"Wow! You are so cool! Will you sign my toy Pikachu?" he squealed ignoring Ash.
"Fine, so long as you get one of your parents!" Ash snapped.
Five minutes, and one electrocuting toy Pikachu later, Ash was on his way to Cerulean. He was now confident that he would at least get to the church before Misty would.
After Fifty minutes, Ash and Pikachu entered Cerulean, and he sighed with relief. They'd made it.
Of course, that's without the paparazzi.
"Hey, your the champion! Aren't you gonna be late for the wedding?".
"Yeah, why are you so late?".
"Is it true that you slept with Sabrina, the Saffron gym leader?".
"AAH! Get away from me! Pikachu, thunder 'em!"
So, another few thunders and Ash had indeed made it, entering the church just as Misty's white limo turned the corner.
"Gary, let the pokemon out would you?" he asked, handing Gary the bag of pokeballs.
"Ash! Where've you been?" Max asked. "And where's Brock?".
"I'll explain later, but from now on, your the best man!" he hissed back, forcing the rings into his hands and grabbing his shirt to pull him forward.
Just then, the wedding march started playing, and Ash turned to see Misty, more beautiful than he could ever remember, in her white, silk dress, holding Oak's arm, and walking down the aisle.
"Cutting it kinda close, doncha think Ash?" Misty scolded out of the corner of her mouth.
"Watcha mean?" he whispered back. "I still got here on time!".
"We had to go round the block seven times to give you time to get here!".
"Sorry. But why weren't you at the house since your hen night?"
"May and the girls played a trick, but it back fired and I ended up here in Cerulean, so I stayed with my sis-" she tried to say, but was interrupted by the minister.
"We are gathered here today…".
After that, the wedding went off perfectly, but the day was still gonna get more interesting for Ash.
As the newly weds settled down for bed(or something else!), Misty still had one more surprise for Ash.
"Ash?" she said, barely containing her excitement.
"Yeah Mrs. Ketchum?" he asked, grinning.
"Well…I've got a surprise for you!" she said, giggling.
"What is it!" Ash asked happily.
"I'm pregnant!" Misty yelled.
A/N: Ta-da!(review!) Complete!(review!) And(review!), this is another one of my fics that(review!) fits in neatly with The Adventures Of Jack Ketchum: Kanto(review!), if you ignore what was mentioned about(review!) Jessie and James quitting(review!) Team Rocket(review!). Enough subliminal messaging! Review!