Description: Watch as we travel through Lieber's life and witness a Zany, wacky, witty, comedy, as he tries to woo in Maria and stop Fayt from stealing his woman. Will he be able to handle this task, probably not.
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Lieber walked into the cafe . He gained a tip from one of his subordinates that the love of his life Maria was meeting with a couple friends, intelligence had told him that Fayt would be among them. He had to make sure that his woman wouldn't fall for any other man. He spied from a far away table to the arriving group. As he suspected Fayt sat next to Maria. Lucky for him they sat at the back of the room near the indoor balcony off of the second floor, he would be able to get an aerial view if he went up top.
"Sir, are you going to buy anything?" Asked the lady at the counter of the cafe
" Maybe in a second." Said Lieber
Lieber walked to the end of the balcony to get his view, the shop was dimly lit and the company down below him had a quite way of talking. Even though he could not see who was who at the moment he knew that the four that had walked in they were ; Cliff, Mirage, Maria, and Fayt. He recognized them from high school.
" Damn, one of the larger looking guys is moving towards one that looks more slender." Lieber muttered to himself.
His looks didn't deceive him but Cliff was actually moving closer to Fayt to whisper in his ear, probably something he didn't want the girls to hear, Fayt was shorter and more finesse then Cliff. But Lieber didn't know that. Either way he knew he had take drastic measures sooner or later. He ran to the counter and ordered a bagel. After paying ninety-six cents he went back to his view on the balcony. Luckily he was the best pitch in his baseball league. He wasted no time in chucking the bagel at the two guys, hitting the larger in the head.
" OW, who the fuck threw this bagel" Cliff said rather loud.
Loud enough for Lieber to hear.
' Oh shit' Lieber thought. ' maybe Fayt wasn't going for Maria...yet'
Lieber camped a bit, staying low to make sure they had a hard time seeing him, lucky for him, the two-story cafe was dark, rainy days aren't so bad after all. But the group was constantly moving closer to one or the other. He knew where Cliff was and he knew Fayt was next to Maria, Lieber noticed the janitor open and leave the cleaning closet open, he grabbed the mop bucket which was luckily filled with water he wouldn't have to pay for another projectile.
Lieber lied down again, intent on watching the crew, with his weapon beside him. Twenty more minutes passed, one of the guys (or girls) had rested his or her head on another beside them. Lieber had only meant to wring out the mop over their heads but he accidentally kicked the bucket out from under him, sending itself on its way onto the table below.
"YEAH, my foot" Yelled Mirage
"Holy shit that coffee burns" shouted Maria
" YEEEOOOW, AT LEAST IT DIDN'T LAND ON YOUR-" Fayt started to yell
"OW, first the bagel then this table" Cliff managed to keep his cool, the manager already pulled him aside for a talk about the bagel incident.
Lieber ran to the lady at the counter, and handed the lady a twenty and a five. He knew how much these tables cost, he worked on Tuesdays Wednesdays, and Thursdays and already broke one on accident.
Half an hour after the incident, Lieber walked over to Maria's house and rang the doorbell, he thought the conversation over a bunch of times for different scenarios . No one answered right away but it would be impolite to ring the doorbell again. Someone ran down the stairs. It was Maria, she was a tank top and some sweat pants, and her hair was wet which gave Lieber the impression that she had just came out of the shower.
"Hey Maria, I heard about what happened. I'm really sorry you had to experience that." Lieber made it sound as if he wasn't at the shop but Maria was a bit suspicious.
" Well, If you heard then you might know that this is a bad time. Fayt Sort of, well..." Maria paused for a moment.
"He better not have done something to harm you, tell me what happened." Lieber was hoping for an excuse to severely hurt Fayt, and maybe get the girl in the process.
" Well he..." Maria paused Lieber leaned forward a bit.
" Spit it out woman" Lieber said.
" He has second degree burns all over his balls, its all from the spilt coffee" Maria buried he face into her hands.
"Oh, I feel sorry for him." Lieber was filled with glee but acted as sincere as he could; "maybe this is a bad time. Lieber said a quick 'bye' waved and then strolled off. When he was out of earshot he laughed his face off. He would have to write this in his diary...journal.
Everyone was only two weeks into school. But the work was probably at its prime. But to Lieber that didn't matter, he scorched his enemies' balls, so what if he pulled off a C+ in his English paper. He couldn't stay mad at his teacher for long when she read Fayt's excuse for a half-done paper in class.
" Dear Ms. Kawasaki,
I'm sorry for the trouble but an event came up yesterday that stopped me from finishing my term paper. I would like to ask for a 'one day' extension .
Thanks, Fayt "
" And why, is it, that you could not finish your paper?" Inquired Ms. Kawasaki
"I..." Fayt sunk in his seat very carefully.
" I know why Ms. Kawasaki" Started Lieber but he started laughing right then" he Snort burned (HAHAHAH) His... well he burned his..." Lieber's face was red now. " He has second degree burns all over his balls (AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA)" The whole class was laughing, Fayt crumpled up a piece of paper and threw it at Lieber.
" You little shit" Said Fayt.
"That...hurt" replied Lieber
" There's more were that came from" Fayt threw his entire binder to the back row landing it right into Lieber's neck.
"FAYT GET DOWN TO THE OFFICE NOW" yelled Ms. Kawasaki
Fayt left the room walking in a very funny matter, the class erupted into more giggles. Lieber was about to go into seizure mode he was laughing so hard, Maria glared at him, he just got on Maria's bad side, he was so bent on bashing Fayt he forgot to lye low on the whole thing.
/ Short chapter, but I've got to get up for water polo practice... AT 4:30 IN THE FLIPPIN MORNING...ahem... I'll update soon...like tomorrow or so, but during schools my music and stories will halt...
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