Description: Watch as we go through Lieber's life as he sets on his never ending quest to woo Maria over and vanquish his arch enemy, Fayt, will he succeed, probably not. Fayt Maria Lieber other unimportant couples. Inappropriate terms.
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Ocean, them squares and aces got to it first.
Chapter 2... Jeez I've procrastinated... whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... insert cheesy line from family guy here...
The lunch bell rang and Lieber couldn't have been happier to get away from Maria for a little bit.
He
sat at his usual table, four tables away from the table Maria and her
friends sat at, but instead of looking directly at them Lieber turned
his back, which started many curious glances in his direction.
Steeg sat next to Lieber, he usual sat a table over but he couldn't help but notice Lieber's depressed form.
" Finally gave up?" Steeg inquired .
"No, I just got on her bad side during English"
" Man will you ever give up, you know go for someone else?" Steeg started" why don't you just go after someone who is equally pretty and maybe desperate?" Steeg paused for a moment has if he was trying to hold in a chuckle.
" What's so funny STEEG" Lieber emphasized Steeg's name.
"Well in three years you'll be 21 and beer will come into your life. And you know why God created beer don't you?" Steeg paused, Lieber just starred more intently.
"So ugly people like you could have a shot at it too." Steeg was laughing now. Lieber could hear the jocks at the table beside him laughing too. (A/N there is no such thing as a jock table at my school.) Steeg stood up and said to Lieber when he was done laughing;
" Watch and learn" Steeg stood up leaving his food at the table, He walked over to a little area where Clair was standing, he leaned up against the wall and pulled out a flower from his front pocket and did some swirling tricks with it and gave it to her, she gladly excepted and smelled the flower. It looked as if she said a reluctant yes. She walked off to sit with her crew of friends, two tables to the east from Maria's table. Before Steeg returned Lieber grabbed some salt, pepper, and garlic powder and sprinkled as much as he could in Steeg's food.
" Look, Lieber , all you have to do is act casual, sweet talk, ask her to go to the dance with you, hand her a rose , tell her to sniff it, tell her to keep it, and walk off." Steeg handed Lieber a rose. Lieber walked off but turned around ten feet away , he saw Steeg snort and then spit his food out on his plate, he picked up his apple and chucked it at Lieber.
"Yeow, square in the head" Lieber threw the apple back at Steeg but Steeg dodged and it hit the principal, who had his back turned. He fell onto the freshman he was lecturing and went tumbling to the ground. Those who saw the event started laughing, Lieber just continued to Maria's table, he saw her get up to go to the trash bin, he followed.' At least I'll be able to talk to her, away from her friends.
" Hey Maria, sorry about the English incident." Lieber started
"...apology...hmmmmmm... I guess I'll except it." Maria said, she wasn't the type to stay mad, even if it was Lieber we're talking about.
" You've heard about the dance right?" Lieber pulled out the rose Steeg gave him and accidentally dropped it. Maria picked it up.
"Oh, how sweet" Maria held the flower up to her nose.
"Smell it" Lieber said, just as he said it Maria started to look sick, she had a couple of convulsions and then finally turned around and barfed in the trash bin. After she wiped her mouth with a napkin she threw the flower at Lieber
" Nice trick, dumb ass" Maria threw up again and walked off.
The stereotypical jocks table (The word jock is so hard to use, I'm a water polo jock, and there is no jock table...or cool table at my school for that matter.) started laughing the principal decided that now was the right time to wake up. The freshman that was under him managed to escape a couple minutes ago, but now all that was on his mind was the fact that someone threw up all over the trash area.
"LIEBER...MY OFFICE, NOW" The principal was red in the face.
';';';';
"Lieber, your a bright student" The principal paused " You have a 3.2 grade point average" The principal paused again, as if he was mellow or something.
"You okay?" Asked Lieber
"Yeah, I just remember waking up with this bump on my head and" the principal paused for the longest time.
"And?" Lieber said.
"Who are you" started the principal " and what are you doing in my office?"
"Nothing, you just pulled me out of lunch to change my geometry AC grade for a C+ to an A+"
Lieber smiled " You said the computer slipped."
" Yeah... and...wait a minute" the principal started looking angry" you're the one who was smoking pot at lunch"
"Wait what no... god" Lieber was panicking " you got hit with an apple sir just sit relax and remember"
"Oh I remember, I'm assigning you to twenty hours community service, and you will work for the first two hours of the dance, and you will call me sir from now on and that's final" The principal started typing madly on his computer. "DISMISSED"
End of chapter two...yeah...
Thankz to these reviewers:
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