Chapter 6 : The Muggle Zoo

There they sat, Harry, Ron, Jesse, Hermione, and GinnyGinny. They were all laughing merrily and drinking there butterbirds. They were laughing at ween Seamus at the party danced on top of a table he was drunk so they laughed. When Seamus walked in to the 2 broomsticks…They all stopped laughing but then looked at eachother and laughed even louder.

"HEY WHAT ARE YOU laughing AT!" Seamus basically whispered.

"Erm…uh…nothing" Ron said holding her laugh in.Ginny laughed but sooon shut up after Hermione socked her under the desk. And Harry kisse her forehead at the sight of her pain and anguish.

Ginny and Harry" have been going out since laust year Hermionet hought. They were a cute couple, "But not as cute as me and Jesse" she accidently said out loud.

Everyone stopped laughing and stareed at her? "What are you lauging at? Jesse said" Jesse asked.

"Oh nothing" she though and then said.

"Ok well lets go the muggle zoo, luvv, before it closes." Jesse said, Kissed her hand.

"Ok we'll say herr" Draco, Harry, Colin, Denis, Creevy, Seamus, Dean, Thoman, Nevville, Parvarti, JustinLavender, Ginny, Pansy, Blaise, Hannah, Susan, Ernie, Crabbe Goyle said in unison?

"Okay bi!" Said Hermione and Jesse said in a round.

They walked out of the three butterbeers leg in leg."

They were heels over head for eachother. It was bliss.

"So, what do you think some of the muggles will be?" Asked Jesse.

"Well," retorted Hermione, "Theyre is bound to be business men, homeless men, young students, cave men, among others.!" She retarded.

"Ok." They walked into the mUggle soo entrace.

Threr were business men, homeless men, young students, cave men, and among others, at the zoo of Mugglen. Hermione and Jees were amazed,they'd never seen so many Muggeles! It was crazy madness. Sheer pandemonium, yes. Calmess, no.

Hey "look it's a baby!" Said Hermione. And sure enough, it was a baby.

"Look, a artist!" exclaimed Jesse. It was a artist, yes.

"Hey, look, a pianist!" they both reclaimed in unisen. I was playing a piano, beautifly.

Hermione and Jesse decided to take a break, because Hermione said "Oh, my feet hert bad."

"Ok lovv, we'll take a break. Come sit!" He sats, sitting on one of the park-type benches, patting next to him, giving her the green (sp?) light to sit there next to him. She sit.

"Ah, this place is beautifle!" Hermione sayd, rubbing her sore claf.

Jesse saw this, and said:

Said:

"Here, let me help." And flashed her a grin. She giggled flirtashusly.

He took her calf in his palm, and began rubbining with small circles with his thums. "Is tat okie?" he asked her, seductively.

"Mhm, how did you know how to do it so good?" she asked.

"Well," he explained, "I'm a liscensed masoos back in Breezy," Hermione was shocked. He was a masoose! She wondered if he knew…

"Jeese!" she exclaimed, snapping her leg back to where it was before.

"What? He asked, going like this. Oo

"You're a massose?" she aseked, dumm found-ed.

"mhm, liscenced and registrated!" he said suavely, slickhing his hair back. "heh."

"Do u know that what means?" she asked.

"No."

"Well, I'll start from the beginning." She proclaimed with guard honor.

"Massooses are really really rare in the wizarding world, Jesse. If you're a masseuse, in you're a wizard, then, well, I don't know how to say this, but you have special wandless magic powers that only YOU can harness, and no one else at all. It's just you, Jeese. Fro real."

"woah." He asid.

"Yeah, try it!" she said, snapping his wand in too.

"Okay."

He stuck his finger out at the ground, and said, "MORGOLOMOSOOSOSO!"

He did, and a flower grew out of the cracks. He picked it and gave it to me.

"Thanks Jess! You rule." Said Hermione, stealing the flower from me Jesse smile.

"I GUESS I can do it!" Jesse said, wrapping a hand around Hermione neck. She giggelled.

"C'mon, let's continue our journey through t

"C'mon, let's continue our journey through the zoo!" said she Hermiuone.

"oK!" he said. They stood up in unison and automatically clashed hands. They walked a few minutes until Jesse pointed to one of the Muggles in the cages, stopped in his tracks, and gre red in te face said…

"Oh my gosh…"

A/N: MAGOR CLIFFIE OMG! Okie hope you likey…NEXT CHAPPIE: Jeese sees a peep from da past (AN ghetto haha!) and they clash…who is it? What will happen? Find out in the next chappie!