Mulch's Arrest Poem
Author's Note: Even thought Mulch has had not much luck with poetry, such as confusing it with irony (See Artemis Fowl) I decided that he should think up some tribute as to just why Julius keeps arresting him. The author is currently being treated to a stern lecture from Commander Root, because he is NOT to be called Julius be a smarty civilian human.
Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe is me
I just got arrested
This makes conviction number three, plus twelve
Oh sigh, oh sigh, oh sigh do I
Must the LEP keep a-busting
Me?
And also
I see it a
Bit
Unfair that
Even if he
Has
Testified against me some 44
(or maybe 45)
Times
Why can't I call
Him
Julius?