Songs of the FOX
'My Clan'
Song re-done Jessica aka laussica
Covered by Sasuke and K12
Taken from the words by Eminem and D12
This is from the song MY BAND
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto… I do not own my band D12 does…
Summary: These are songs… covered (words changed) and sung by your fave stars from Naruto…. Chapter 1 up: My Clan. Sung by Sasuke and K12… (My band, Eminem and D12)
Author's note: I have had this idea for ages… decided to write it…. So bored! REVIEW!
Anywayz we start……
lntro-Sasuke
I don't know dobe
I think everybody's all jealous and sht
Cause I'm like the lead fighter of my clan dobe
And I think, everybody's got a fkin problem with me dobe
And they need to take it up with me after training
Hook: Sasuke
Because these chicks don't even know the name of my clan
But there all over me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I beat him they know that I'll be the man
And because I'm the lead fighter in my clan
Verse: Sasuke and fangirls (Sakura and Ino)
So I finish my training right? Get my weapons
And I run from these ugly chicks and I'm like
Piss off ladies, my name's Sasuke
I'm the leader of my Clan and your ugly
They're like "oh my god! It's him"
"Ino oh my Fkin god it's Sasuke"
"I Swear to fkin God, your so fkin strong"
"Sasuke please let me touch your curse seal"
By now the rest of the ninjas get jealous
Especially when I beat up the sand Nin fellas
All the chicks start yelling, all those stupid girls
Throwing all these bras and shirts and panties at me
So every single night Naruto picks a fight with me
But when we fight it's kind of like sibling rivalry
Cause he is back, the very next day fighting beside me
Dobe your always trying 2 steal the light from me
Yesterday Lee tied to kill me
Cause I told him Sakura is UGLY
This avenger sht, it's the life for me
All the other guys just despise me because…..
Hook: Sasuke
Because these chicks don't even know the name of my clan
But there all over me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I beat him they know that I'll be the man
And because I'm the lead fighter in my clan
Bridge: Sasuke
My clan! My clan! My clan! My clan! My clan!
My clan! My clan! My clan! My Claaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!
Yeah!
Verse: Lee and interviewer
You just wanna see this weirdo shut-up don't you
Hey Gai! How come we don't get any good missions?
I kick the tree 1000 times, isn't that a get performance
But we get a half a chapter, he gets a whole volume,
You don't want my autograph Sakura, you're a liar
I am Lee, I though you were Gai!
And what the hell is with our training area
Cause our stuff is looking smaller than my fan club
See I know how to fight, it's simple but
All I did was read Gai Sensei's book
So I'm more like the lotus, trying to get on the map
Doing 100 jumping jacks while getting whipped in the back
Verse: Naruto, Neji and Sasuke
(Naruto)
Look at him little punk ass thinkin' he the best
(Neji) Yeah I
know man I find myself takin all night
(Naruto) Hey I thought we
had an mission meeting with the 5th
(Sasuke) No I had an meeting
not you two
(Naruto) You gonna be late for training
(Neji) Man
I ain't goin' to training
(Naruto) But our fights are screwed up
and his always are the best
(Neji) You know what man I'ma say
somethin
(Naruto) Hey yo Sasuke
(Sasuke) You got somethin to
say!
(Naruto) Man no
(Neji) I thought you bout to tell him
off, what's up
(Naruto) Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man
shut up
(Neji) And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be
clan
(Naruto)
When I was bout to talk right after you
(Naruto) I swear, I swear
man
Hook: Sasuke
Because these chicks don't even know the name of my clan
But there all over me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I beat him they know that I'll be the man
And because I'm the lead fighter in my clan
Verse
4 - Kiba
They say the lead fighters rock, but the clan does
not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let
the world know that Kiba is hot
I should cut his arm off when the
fight starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear
(Hey dude I love your clan)
We ain't a clan bch we don't wear
the Uchiha fan
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And
these guys they can find every area code
(Sasuke) Kiba
carry my bag
Bch carry your own
Can't make it to the exam,
Gaara is in my way
(Who the fk are you? Where's Kakashi and
Gai!)
Verse 5 -Choji
dammit I'm sick of this
clan
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I
made the hits and fought all the time
Till Lee slipped me some Mc
(Donalds)
Chuunin Exam I was in the back
Save Sasuke fight, I
was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fk
Sasuke, ask us the questions
Like who's K12, how we get
started
(What about Sasuke?)
Bch are you retded?
Anyway
I'm the popularest guy in the clan
Big ass stomache, girls think
I'm cute
Neji told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a
half and then I couldn't get up
Fk K12, I'm outta this clan
I'm
gonna start eating till I can see and…
Sasuke
Girl
why cant you see your not the one for me
and it just tears my ass
apart to know that you don't know my clans name...
Chorus -
Naruto
Because these chicks don't even know the name of my
clan (ha ha)
But there all over me like they wanna hold hands (Fk Sasuke)
Cause once I beat him they know that I'll be the man
And because I'm the lead fighter in my clan
My Band Repeated 9x
Outro
The hottest boy
clan in the hidden leaf...
K12!
Sasuke as a salsa
singer
I'm the lead fighter of my clan, for some reason
Sakura is taking off her underpants
And the lead fighter of my
clan, my salsa
Makes all the girl's wan to dance
My salsa, look
out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa,
salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the girls wan to dance
And
take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the girls wan to
dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd
everybody go?)
Finally all done that took me ages!
Does anyone have any good ideas for a song to do next?
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Laussica