Pirates Ahoy!
By BloodyChaosDragonKnight a.k.a BloodyChaos
Disclaimer: I own my muses and I own this marble, but I don't own anything else.
Author's notes of Insaneness: It's been a while since I updated last, so I decided to get started on a new chappie.
Warnings: A typical story by me...which includes language. Implied shonen-ai between Tseng/Reno, Rufus/Zack onsided (maybe) Seynour/Tidus.
"What's with all the screaming?" A young red-head asks walking up with his group of friends. Rufus turns to glare at him, placing his hands on his hips. The red head blinks and scratches his ear nervously, looking at the wutaiian boy beside him who only sighs.
"Where exactly have you been? My brother's blackmailing us into helping him rescue his friend who's been kidnapped by hyper people pretending to be pirates." Rufus growls at Reno, Tseng, Rude, Elena, Scarlet, Heidigger, Hojo and Reeve most of whom who just stared at him, Rufus waves a hand in Riku's general direction reminding them that he did indeed have a brother.
"Blackmailing you? With what?" Reno asks scratching his head as he tried to recall all the blackmail material Riku had on his brother, but it kept on mixing in with the blackmail material he had on Rufus and believe me that was a lot. Tseng's eye twitches as he looks at the crazy red head. Rufus sweatdrops.
"You remember the party we had the weekend before last...Those pictures." Rufus says, Reno blinks as memories of that night flash through his head. everyone but Riku getting drunk, Rufus and himself crossdressing, him making out with Tseng, Rufus making out with Zack and Riku taking pictures of every single thing and laughing evilly. he looks at Tseng and flushes, thanking whichever god was watching over him that Tseng was too drunk to remember what happened.
"Oooohhhh that party." Zack says walking out from where he was hiding behind the fence...why he was behind the fence we'll never know. And we probably don't wanna know either cause Zack's creepy sometimes. Riku's eyebrow twitches as he regards Sora's elder brother.
"Have you been behind there the entire time?" The silver haired boy demands, trying to ignore Seifer and Kuja's discussion of their plans on world domination and Kairi's squeals as she glomps Squall who looks like he's about to kill her. Zack blinks and looks at him, scratching his head.
"Uh...maybe." Zack grins, proving to Riku at least that he had. Tseng starts questioning Reno about the party Rufus mentioned and is suprised when the red head flushes and looks away, stuttering something about not remembering. Hojo starts poking the grass and muttering about Mako, Heidigger and Scarlet wander off to do god knows what and Reeve just stands there talkling to himself..
"So are you going to help us rescue Sora or not?" Rikua asks crossing his arms and glaring at the black haired boy. Zcak thinks about and thinks about it...and thinks about it. Riku's eye twitches again. "Well Zack?"
"Can I get back to you on that, I can't remember what I was doing before I hid behind the fence." Zack says, scrunching his face up in thought. Riku stares at him in confusion. "I think it had something to do with..."
"ZACK!" Sephiroth roars striding down the street towards him, Cloud at his side...Both look extremely pissed off.
"...Running for my life." Zack finishes in a rush, turning around and running screaming in the other direction which is towards Sephiroth since he was facing the other way. Riku sweatdrops, let it not be said that Zack is the brightest bulb in the package.
"Does anyone else realize that we need a boat?" Squall asks as Sephiroth proceeds to chase Zack up a coconut tree. Cloud shrugs and walks towards the group, anger with Zack forgotten now that he's stuck up a tree. Riku blinks and feels really blonde for not noticing.
"Seynour has a boat!" Kairi volunteers having been duct-taped to the fence earlier. Cloud looks at them all in confusion, Zack falls out of the coconut tree, Sephiroth laughs maniacally and Tseng is still trying to find somone to tell him what happened at the party, he's getting despearte enough to ask Zack...and god knows what Zack was doing.
"Why would Seymour let us use his boat?" Riku sighs crossing his arms and looking at Kairi who just bounces happily. Squall rumages in his jacket pockets for the roll of duct-tape to tape Kairi's mouth shut as well...which doesn't work all that well because you'd have to wrap it around her head several times to get it to stick. (Believe me I know from experience, Duct-tape is something no babysitter should be without.)
"Because he has a crush on Tidus." Kairi grins, Riku sweatdrops and Tseng goes to ask Zack about the party. Sephiroth walks over and starts arguing with Seifer and Kuja about world domination. Elena and Rude look at each other and shrug, watching Rufus twitch with amusement.
"Kairi, Tidus isn't here...But he is on Selphi's boat..." Riku grins as it all comes together. They tell Seymour that Tidus needs to be saved from the evil hyperactive Selphie and other various females and he'll come with them...It's perfect.
"I DID WHAT!" Tseng screams, falling over twitching at what Zack just told him, Zack still lying on the ground from where he fell out of the coconut tree. Reno flushes, realizing that Tseng was going to kill him...
TBC
Review Corner: Thanks to all
To RandomRenoFangirl: Uh yeah I was planning on it, but then my muses took it away. Plus I have a lot of weird things planned in this fic, so stay tuned...wait this isn't a tv.
To Schizo: She didn't, his mom told her to fetch Raijin so he could eat dinner and since Fujin only yells one word sentences he kind of translated it wrong and thought Fujin wanted to eat him.
BloodyChaos: "Well that was a short chapter..."
Zach: "But that doesn't mean it was a sane chapter does it?"
BloodyChaos: "...How very true. Anyways please review and tell me if you liked it Pretty please. Kk, bye!"