Pirates Ahoy!

By BloodyChaosDragonKnight a.k.a BloodyChaos

Disclaimer: I own my muses and I own this marble, but I don't own anything else...

Author's notes of Insaneness: Welll it seems people like reading this...and it's been archived somewhere. Kawaii! Okies...My boyfriend's made an RP forum...I've going to put it up as my homepage so go take a look if you're intersted. I'm on it when I'm online.

Warnings: Go look at the previous chapters...No wait a sec I don't think I put up Seph/Cloud did I?

"Why should I let you use my boat? You have nothing to offer me." Seymour says looking all smug and important at Riku who's eye twitches as he realizes he has to explain it yet again. Sephiroth and Kuja's argument about world domination temporarily distracts Seymour from his goal of mocking Riku, but he snaps back to reality once Sephiroth kicks Kuja in the butt and stands on him shouting random obscenities. Cloud and Zack are watching Tseng twitch and try to forget he made out with Reno while he was drunk.

"Listen Seymour...Sora was kidnapped by pirates lead by the evil Selphie, she also kidnapped Tidus's house, Squall's pants and Auron...though nobody really cares about him. If you help us, I shall personally force Tidus into a dress and handcuff him to you." Riku says calmly, waving a pair of handcuff he got from his brother's pocket...Rufus flushes for some odd reason and looks everywhere but Zack. Seymour perks up immediately...even his hair suddenly gets more agreeable...It stops scaring Kairi.

"Of course! I would do anything for my beloved Tidus. Could you make sure it's a pink dress. It really brings out his complexion..." Seymour sighs dramatically, placing a hand against his chest as he thinks of his crush/stalkee. Riku sweatdrops and wonders where he's going to get a pink dress...but then remembers an incident Rufus had when he was his age.

"Sure thing..." Riku nods, smirking mischievously at his elder brother who flushes and looks away, his eyes darting towards Zack. Riku continues to smirk at his brother proud that for once something hadn't blown up in his face. He blinks as a very smug Tseng walks up with an unconscious Reno over his shoulder, Riku decides he doesn't want to know what happened after Tseng ran off after Reno when the red head decided to have a breakdown after Tseng's little 'I danced on Riku's coffee table naked' thing...Funny thing was he was there and didn't remember seeing that.

"Wait...we're still missing something." Kuja says as they begin to board Seymour's ship. Everyone pauses and looks at them, Zack nearly falls overboard as he turns, he stole Jecht's sake a little while ago and was now drunk off his ass. Everyone sweatdrops as he begins to grope Rufus while leaning on him.

"What?" Riku asks eye twitching as Cloud runs away from Sephiroth, whom Zack had shared the sake with and got psychotic-er when drunk. Kuja watches the silver haired psychopath chase his boyfriend for a second.

"A captain." Kuja says like it's the the most obvious thing in the world. Riku stares at him like he's lost his mind, Seymour looks appaled that his friend would even suggest such a thing, Sephiroth walks back on the boat carrying a fuming Cloud and Rufus yelps as Zack starts drooling on him.

"Kuja I"m the captain...It's my boat." Seymour states as he turns the key and starts the motor running, not noticing Reeve fall off the edge of the deck due to a certain red head who had regained consciousness and was now running for his sanity...which he didn't have much of. Riku glares at him.

"No I'm the captain. If it wasn't for me none of us would be off to save anyone." Riku says, Seymour thinks about it. He does make a very good point...But still.

"I'm Captain."

"No I'm captain."

"YOU'RE BOTH WRONG! I'M CAPTAIN BECAUSE I STOLE YOUR UNDERPANTS!" Kairi yells waving said undergarments around, Riku and Seymour flush and both check to make sure...Both begin to closely resemble tomatos as they realize that yes Kairi had indeed stolen their underwear...How did she do it? Well hanging around Rikku and Yuffie did wonders for a girls theiving and stealth skills. A collective sweatdrop gathers.

"Right...Kairi's captain then." Riku says, looking away which just happens to be in the same direction that Zack and Rufus are. He grows even redder at that and looks back to Kairi. "Can I please have my underwear back now?"

TBC

Review Corner: Thanks to All! Sora in a dress plushies for everyone.

To MakoAnima: I agree he certainly does have amusing hair. And thanks, random insanity has always been my forte. Just ask my drama teacher .

To RuN-FrOm-h3r3: Thank you... I'm glad you liked it.

To Schizo: I know that's why I put it in there. Thanks for reviewing.

To WhiteWingedSoldier: lol, thanks. I just felt like throwing them in the mix cause they're fun to write.

To Xeno: Thank you I like to keep things interesting.

To RandomRenoFangirl: It is a weird pairing but I've seen/read weirder.. s'ok if you're not a yaoi/shonen-ai person, not everyone is.

BloodyChaos: "...I have no clue where that came from..." Looks over at her muse of humor.

Zephyr: "I thought it'd be funny and Tiger gave me the idea."

Tiger: "Don't drag me into this. I steal pants not underwear."

Zephyr: "I also blame the large amount of pepsi and sugar you just had."

BloodyChaos: "...Anyways. Please review and tell me what you think Kk, next chapter will be longer and not so...weird."