Pirates Ahoy!
By BloodyChaosDragonKnight a.k.a BloodyChaos
Disclaimer: I own my muses and MakoAnima has my black marble...but I don't own anything else...
Author's notes of Insaneness: Well peeps it's been fun...I'm guessitmating we have about 1-2 chapters left...ah well I guess I'll have to start something new...I've been planning to anyways.
Warnings: Go look at the previous chapters, a little Seifer/Squall at the end...Maybe Seymour/his boat...But only if you're really weird like me.
"Ok...Kairi's captain. Now all we have to do is rescue the guy in a dress by the pirates in the neon pink ship...And then I can go back to molesting Cloud without distractions." Sephiroths says walking up to the two young men who were trying to figure out a way to put their underwear back on without flashing the whole ocean, sadly it was impossible for Riku but not for Seymour because he was wearing his formal robes. Sephiroth watches the younger teen fume for a second, a maniacal gleam in his eye and a pouting Cloud tossed over his shoulder.
"Hiya Seph!" Zack yells waving drunkenly at the silver haired teen, who raises an eyebrow at him. Riku sweatdrops as he watches the half-clothed maniac wobble around the deck, sometimes coming periolosuly close to the edge and wonders how this moron could be related to Sora...Darling sweet Sora...Riku smiles a dazed look coming over his face as he thinks about the cute brunette.
"Full Speed Ahead!" Kairi yells, jumping on Seymour's back and pointing towards the play island, where Selphie's ship can be spotted. Kuja nods and starts spinning the steering wheel around...making them crash into the dock. Seymour's eye twitches.
"WHO DECIDED TO LET YOU DRIVE!" Seymour screams pushing the silver haired mage away from the wheel and petting it...Suprisingly the boat wasn't damaged, oh no they were saved by Zack when he may or may not have fallen off the ship...who also may or may not have gotten kicked off by an irate Rufus who was mad about his favorite shirt. Kairi blinks, staring at the black haired man floating face up in the water from her vantage point on Seymour's back.
"Reno did..." Kuja says, rubbing his head as he looks up at the purring villan. Seymour pretends not to hear him, opting to instead continue to reassure his boat that he loves it. Said red head walks up, glances at Kuja, Seymour and Kairi, sweatdrops, grabs Zack's bottle of Sake and walks off in a random direction.
"ZACK! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EVEN ATTEMPT AT DROWNING! I HAVE FIRST DIBS ON TAKING YOUR LIFE!" Sephiroth yells much to the displeasure of Cloud who is thrown over his shoulder, who sinces. The silver haired man waves a fist at the drunken maniac, ignoring the stares he's getting from the rest of the crew.
"CAN WE PLEASE LEAVE! THE SOONER WE GET STARTED THE SOONER WE CAN PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED!" Riku yells eye twitching as he glares at Seifer and Squall who were still bickering over who gets to save Squall's pants. Seymours stops caressing the steering wheel to looks at him and blinks. Riku stares at him and mouths 'Tidus in a dress' making the blue haired villan nod enthusiastically, dislodging Kairi from his back.
The engine starts and they're off, searching for the pink pirate ship. Riku and Squall nearly cry with joy as they finally start towards their goal instead of running backwards from it. Seifer grins and pats Squall on the back, which of course ends uo as a grope, earning him a kick in the shin. But it was so worth it, after all nobody can resist a guy who's wearing nothing but a t-shirt and boxers...especially if he has a nice ass.
Riku shivered, suddenly feeling quite odd. Was it just him or did he have a bad feeling about this. He shrugged, after all what could happen. The worst would be them getting kidnapped and forced to crossdress like Sora.
TBC
Random Question Corner: Hosted by my lovely muses,
Today's random question: If Kuja was made to crossdress would he crossdress as a boy or a girl? (From MakoAnima)
Tiger: "That's an easy one...it'd be as a girl because his clothes are actually just a very messed up mages outfit and if you look closely he's wearing armor as well."
Zach: "...But wearing pants would be more embarrassing for him since he's always wearing robes."
Tiger: "True...But the question is, do we want him to wear pants? Guys in dresses are always fun to watch."
Zach: "You and your twisted twisted mind."
Tiger: "Not just me, almost everyone else either agrees with me or has been bribed/blackmailed/beaten into agreeing with me."
Zach: "...Now we all know who scared the fish."
Athena: "Yep, I did!"
Zach: "...Never mind."
Review Corner: Thanks to all. If not for you guys I probably would be asleep...
To MakoAnima: I forgot that I gave you my black marble...And of course Jecht stole the Sake from Auron where else would he get sake?
To Makaihi: Thank you...I think. No worries though I barely get what I'm writing sometimes.
To RuN-FrOm-h3r3: yes it is interesting...Hopefully this is soon enough.
To Random Reno Fangirl 05: Yep, Keep up the insanity in Trapped. Weird pairings are fun.
To Random Person: Umm I don't have any fruit salad, sorry. Thank you, if/when you post your story please tell me so I can read it .
To skippinsunday: Thanks, that's the whole point of this fic.
BloodyChaos: "Well...It's kind of short...I've been in a slump lately so...next chapter will be longer and better. please review."