Pirates Ahoy!

By BloodyChaosDragonKnight a.k.a BloodyChaos

Disclaimer: I own my muses and I now have my black marble back...but I still don't own anything else.

Author's notes of Insaneness: Sorry about the late updatedness I've been having issues...and such.

Warnings: Go look at the previous chapters,

Riku shivered, suddenly feeling quite odd. Was it just him or did he have a bad feeling about this. He shrugged, after all what could happen. The worst would be them getting kidnapped and forced to crossdress like Sora.

Scratch that, the worst thing would be having everything but his boxers stolen and then tied to the mast with Auron who did not look the least bit pleased.

"Attempted rescue attempts from a crazed fangirl should never be done with a another fangirl in charge. They're almost always in league with each other." Auron advises, frowning slightly as Tidus walks into view, Sora (still in a dress) two steps behind him.

"Riku!" Sora shouts happily running towards them and hugging the bound Riku who sweatdrops. "They didn't put you in a dress."

"Of course they didn't put me in a dress. I'm to manly for such things." Riku says, ignoring Auron's snort. Sora blinks, releasing him from the hug and looks at him.

"Apparently you're not manly enough to recognize a trap when you see one. Kairi was with Selphie the whole time. Thank god I'm on your side." Tidus says, pulling a sharp object from his pocket and starting to saw at the ropes.

"If you were on our side why didn't you do this sooner?" Auron growls at his blonde ward who grins at him.

"Because this is the first time I've been allowed to be in the same area with you without a guard…Plus we needed reinforcements. I mean you, me and Zidane couldn't take on an entire pack of girls" Tidus says as the ropes drop to the ground freeing Auron and Riku.

"Hey what about me?" Sora says pouting as Auron and Riku stretch and rub their wrists to get the circulation flowing. Tidus almost smirks at the crossdressing brunette.

"Selphie would sacrifice you to the mermaids if you ruined her prettiest dress." Tidus states, waving a hand at Sora's overly ornate white princess dress, complete with puffy sleeves.

"You know I almost regret that I promised Seymour I'd shove you in a pink princess dress and force you to go on a date with him." Riku says absentmindedly, Auron smirks, which is about as close to laughter as he could get and Sora's eyes widen.

"WHAT!" Tidus shouts, pointing at Riku who blinks. Zidane runs onto the deck, followed by Kuja, eyes darting around wildly.

"Oops did I say that out loud?" Riku asks, seemingly amused at Tidus's reaction. Zidane calms down, seeing it was just Tidus overreacting…again. Sora is now very, very lost and Auron isn't helping much. "So what's our plan of action?"

"Get to Selphie's house and tell her mom on her!" Zidane practically shouts, jumping up in the air, tail waving. Kuja rolls his eyes.

"And where are the girls?"
"Watching Selphie force Squall to crossdress. Seymour's got the boat ready all we have to do is make a break for it."

"Any guards?"

"Lulu and Quistis who will swear on Leviathan they saw nothing but air."

"Excellent."

"Riku, you sounded just like Mr. Burns when you said that."

"Sora, I love you. Shut up."

/Twenty minutes later. /

"I love my boat and I love my Tidus." Seymour sings patting his boat and pulling Tidus who was now wearing Sora's dress. Sora now decked out in Tidus's clothing is running around chanting something random. Riku is watching him from his post beside Auron.

"You know I almost feel bad for abandoning Sephiroth, Rufus, Seifer, Squall, Zack, and Cloud to the rabid fangirls." Riku says, glancing at Auron. "Who knows what they could do to them in that amount of time."

"You'll get over it…I wonder if Jecht's drank all my sake yet." Auron muses, looking up at the sky,

/Meanwhile…/

"So Squall do you admit that losing your pants was worth the adventure." Selphie asks, glancing at her cards. Kairi sits behind her bouncing up and down excitedly.

"I have a full house! I have a full house!" She squeals, showing everyone her cards. The boys glance at them memorizing what she has. Selphie sweatdrops.

"Kairi dear, we're playing go fish." Selphie says exasperatedly.

"It was amusing…but it still wasn't worth losing my pants for." Squall says, glaring at Seifer as he tries to molest him. " Though the trouble you're about to be in will be."

"What trouble?"

"The other guys are going to get your mom…" Selphie pales. "What you didn't know? Oh dear, how very amusing." Squall laughs.

/Back to Riku and Sora./

"Hey Riku…" Sora calls as Selphie's house comes into sight. Riku walks up, leaning on the deck. "Thanks, you know. For everything."

"You're welcome Sora." Riku grins, wrapping an arm around Sora's waist. "So do I get a kiss for saving the 'princess'?" Riku asks, smirking down at the younger boy.

"Of course you big dork." Sora leans up and presses a chaste kiss to the silver-haired boy's lips as they pull into the dock and Selphie's mom runs out, Jecht five steps behind her.

FINI

Thanks to all for reading and reviewing, your comments have been much appreciated. I'm dreadfully sorry for making you wait for the final chapter.

BloodyChaos: "Awwww isn't that cute…. Man I suck at those scenes."

Z: "That's why I'm here."

BloodyChaos: "True…Anyways dear readers thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed it, please review and tell me what you think. I may be convinced to write another KH fanfic sometime in the future."