Title: My Pride

By: Alchemist X

Summary: Ed has become a sin, Envy's greatest dream has come true. Now all he has to do is seduce him. Envy/Ed a.k.a Envy/Pride

Disclaimer: Okay I don't own FMA, or the characters. I don't even own "Pride" I've seen fan art of him, thought it was a fun idea so I wrote a story about it. If ANYONE has any information about Pride I would love to know it!

Chapter Three:

"OH NO A THIEF!"

"What? Ma'am what did he look like?" A military officer asked.

"Well… She looked about 16, and wore black with long golden hair… and weird markings… yeah, like she was part of some cult!" The vendor women described. (1)

Ed gasped as he listened in on what the women was saying, "How dare she! I'm not a girl!" Ed stated taking a bite out of the fruit Envy had helped him steal. Evny chuckled behind him and Ed glared, "You look more a like a girl then me… and sound like one too."

"what?" Envy gasped, "Oi Chibi- you hurt my feelings…"

"Yeah yeah…" Ed waved off the Sin's complaints as he took another bite. And finished off the food. He whipped his hands on his black skirt, that looked so much like Envy's. "So what are we doing now?" He asked.

"Mmm, well Lust wanted us to handle some business…" Envy whined.

"In other words, she wants us to work. And your to lazy?" Ed snapped.

Envy smiled, Ah yes, with his memory lost Ed was becoming the same annoying, stubborn, hot-tempered shrimp he once was.

Ed sighed, "So what do we need to do?" he asked.

"We just got to check and make sure Greed isn't screwing off as usual." Envy said, and saw his chibi wince at the mention of Greed. Envy wasn't stupid. He knew Ed hated Greed, said he made him "Uneasy." But Pride worried too much. "It's just a quick check up then we'll be off to cause madness and mishap where ever we go!" This seemed to be one of Envy's favorite things to do.

Pride flashed his favorite Sin a rare smile and agreed. "Fine, but we won't spend long?" he asked.

"Edo, Edo, Edo… I wouldn't think of spending a long time in some place that makes you uncomfortable." Envy smirked. Pride sighed, "Yea… I bet…"

Ed never really knew where Greed spent most of his time… Turns out the unmoral sin (Were any of them moral?) owned his own Striper Club. Envy walked on in as Ed gawked. "Hey WAIT! ENVY!" Ed shrieked.

"What?" Envy asked poking his head out the door, letting flashy music and lights stream out.

"We can't… just … go in there…" Pride said, blushing.

Envy sighed and grabbed Pride's arm, "Come on you big baby, I'll do most of the talking if I must!"

Ed closed his eyes, as Envy dragged him through the loud building. Bodies rubbed against him, but he heard Envy growl at everyone of them and Ed felt reassured. Until they suddenly stopped abruptly. Ed bumped into Envy but quickly backed away and looked over at a small thrown like chair where Greed sat. Drinking beer, with ladies all around.

"Envy! Good to see you, what's this?" he asked noticing Pride, "You brought me a new worker?" he asked with a laugh.

Envy growled but Ed shot a come back. "Do I look like a striper to you?"

"Actually Edo- in that outfit you do look like one of my ladies!" Greed chuckled.

Envy was definitely not happy Greed had used His nickname of Pride. "Greed…" he said in a deep threatening voice, "Your office now!"

Greed gave a lazy smile and led the two to his office. Only one lady followed him.

They closed the big Oak Wood door behind them as the walked into the office. Tax papers were scattered all over Greed's desk, not that he'll ever in his immortal life pay them. Empty beer cans and other drinks kept those papers occupied.

Ed made himself comfortable in a big red comfy couch, and Envy stood against the cold stone wall.

"So what brings you two to my little business?" Greed asked "Clearing" his desk as if he were a professional. His lady laughed at his sarcastic tone. But neither Pride nor Envy were very amused.

"Lust is worried, did you dig up any dirt on the military like you wore suppose to?" Envy asked.

Greed smirked and wrapped his arm around his lady, "Thought you'd be here for that. This is Starlit. Believe it or not, but the military dogs use her all the time."

"So she'll give you're the information if you give her pay?" Envy asked, "Fair enough, what do you have so far?"

Greed looked a little blank, "Uh… nothing… I kind of came up with this plan last night!" He rubbed the back of his neck and took a swig of more beer.

Envy sighed, "Your hopeless. Lust won't like this, but have your share of information by tomorrow and she might spare you…"

Greed laughed out loud, "HER spare me? Good one…" he was being cocky again.

Envy sighed and started to the door, "Come on Chibi…" Pride's ears perked when he heard they were finally leaving and stood up quickly following Envy.

"Wait!" Greed said, Envy and Pride paused looking back at him, "You sure you don't want to stay a little while longer?" he asked giving them a toothy smile.

"No…" both said at the same time.

Just then gun shots rang through the buildings, along with screams. The three sin's glared at the door. Guard was up when a military officer burst in with a machine gun and once he saw the four people shot randomly.

Envy grabbed Pride and dragged him behind him. While the shots made themselves known to Envy's body. Greed took the bullets head on. The sins could stand this because of the whole immortal thing, but Starlit wasn't that lucky. Her bloody, holey body fell to the ground with a thud.

Greed looked on that with dismay, and Envy snickered. "There goes your plan Greed, I'll tell Lust you need more time." He said. Then turned to Pride, "You okay Chibi-chan?" he asked.

"I would have been either way! Remember I'm immortal!" Ed yelled.

Envy smiled, "I know but I like protecting my small helpless chibi-chan…"

"HELPLESS!" Pride yelled.

A screamed pierced throughout the room and the three remembered where they were. Greed had taken the officer that came in on them and shot. Envy took a hold of Pride's hand, "Come on Edo, time to go…"

"Right…" Ed agreed, they ran out to the main area of the building and saw bodies dead everywhere. Some people were still running, and officers were still shooting. "What…What's going on?" Pride wondered.

"No time…" Envy said dragging the chibi to the back exit. Ed was happy when they were outside but not for long when back up military officers that were posted at the back for a surprise attack, made themselves known by loading there guns.

A commanding voice boomed from behind, "FIRE!" and the shots rang out.

Once again Envy hugged Pride close as he whispered, "Play dead…" and after the fourth shot grazed Ed's arm he fell to the ground with Envy.

"Good job men, now finish the job inside." The voice said again, and all the officers ran inside.

"Envy… should we go now…" Pride whispered. He felt Envy nodded and Pride stood up on shaky legs. Envy was up and ready to go, since he was use to that kind of thing. Pride felt a little weak, and Envy didn't seem to offer him any help. He slowly followed the older sin while thinking to himself. 'Gosh, Envy is such a jerk. I think we're getting somewhere with the way he's been holding me. And now that I ACTURALLY need help, he walks away. This is crap, this is…'

BUMP!

"Hey what are you doing here, a military operation is under go." Pride rubbed his aching butt, get he did not need that. He looked around to find Envy, but the sin was no where in sight. Pride looked up at the person he bumped into and gasp.

It was a older man, with dark hair and dark eyes. He looked… familiar.

The man was also looking at Pride in shock, "E…Ed?" he asked.

"Um…" Pride whimpered, not knowing how the man knew Envy's nickname for him. When rough hands picked him up.

"Sorry sir, this one escaped." A officer apologized and started dragging Pride off. Ed struggled greatly and the man looked at him with sad eyes as he was taken away.

"WAIT! HOW DO YOU KNOW ME!" Pride shouted still being dragged away.

"Be quiet Slut!" The man yelled.

"What! You think I worked here! Hey let go! ENVY!" Pride shouted.

'Oh no, I've been captured… Envy…' Pride thought panicky, still struggling.

Whoop! Hope that was long enough for everyone! I wrote it late last night, and early this morning. So I'm not sure if I wrote it good or not. Tell me in your review:)

Hope you all knew who the man was… that's right, ROY! We'll see him again. And what about Greed? And will someone Save PRIDE! What will happen to our new fav. Sin in the military's clutches? Oh I'm so sneaky.

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