Hey readers, I know that this poem is kinda coughcrappycough, but I wanted to submit it because I made it one day in Gym Class. Ah, what to do to take your mind off of the mile run ahead of you... Ta ta!

I have no idea if you can review poetry, but if you can, please review it! It would make me mucho happy...

Oh! This poem also goes along to the tune of the song 'Obwisana'. You might not know it, so I'll try and do it right here... umm... daaa dum dee da, do dee da da, do dee da da, daaa dum dee da, do de da da, do de da da dum dum... dum dum da da de de do do dee dee da da dumdedum... this goes on and on, so I'll leave you to figure out the tune on your own... sorry!


Harry's Hassle to Hogwarts

By Sir Fuzzalot

Harry Potter is not a myth,

Harry Potter play by Daniel Radcliffe

Harry Potter was abused

Then Hagrid came and wasn't amused

He told Harry what he was

It made his mind go afuzz…

He was a wizard!

Harry Potter, Harry Potter,

He survived the blizzard!

Of the Dursley's, of the Dursley's, of the Dursley's life!

Harry Potter boarded the train,

So then at Hogwarts he would remain

He would stay there less than a year

He was nervous so he feared…

But then he met a…

Friend to last 'til the very end,

His name was Ronald Weasley

And he was rather tall but measly

Hermione was a new girl Harry met

And she was very smart as you would bet!

She worried about the Sorting to be

But then Hogwarts came to view and Harry couldn't believe what he could see…

It was a castle!

The School of Hogwarts, the School of Hogwarts,

And it was no hassle,

To make Harry, to make Harry,

Very, very intrigued

Harry was sorted into Gryffindor

Along with his friends (who weren't a bore)

And so Harry's tale continues on and on

But I can't write it down 'cause I have to mow the lawn!

Ta-da!


Laa! There it is, the coughcrappycough poem that I composed during Gym Class. Review it if you can! Hope you enjoyed it. Really cheesy, taken on when I had a random choir song in my head while I was thinking about Harry Potter. Baaaad chemistry...