Evil Sporks Strike Back
Now, as you all know, we left our heroes covered in cheese and other assorted things. They had just defeated the demon sporks.
What if they rose again? Well, here's what would happen…
The sporks weren't really dead, they were just hibernating. Now they are back and terrorizing again. The Inu-tachi had heard a rumor of strange mettle midgets attacking villages in the north and so had left to encounter them.
"Oh no, not them again…" Sango still had cheese smell in her armor.
"I'm afraid they've got two jewel shards this time…" Kagome groaned and began to fire arrows at them without mercy.
"Why bother wasting arrows…just step on them…" So Inuyasha learned the hard way why it is you don't step on sporks… "Aughghghhhh…MY FOOT!"
Seeing as these were demon sporks, they could penetrate the skin of a demon. Sango watched as Inuyasha hopped around on one foot and brought her boomerang down upon the unfortunate spork tribe's heads.
"Problem solved, let's go home."
Inuyasha looked on in awe as Sango picked up her weapon and underneath it was silver spork guts.
Ze End