Swing123: This story has taken a big turn, so I think I should explain to my fans what's going on.

John Chill is a camp counselor at Camp Pine. Rupert, however, took that "evil twin brother" idea, and turned to a life of crime. When the aliens came to Earth, the king learned about Rupert Chill. What was in his mind when he impersonated Rupert, was if he or his crew messed up, and exposed themselves, the escaped convict would be blamed. As of now, The king has completely forgotten about the real Rupert Chill. As for where John Chill is, right now... you'll find out soon enough.

Also, to escape the confusion of two Ruperts, I'm calling the King the usual "Rupert", but the kidnapper, the real Rupert Chill, will be called "Chill"

If you have any more suggestions on how I can avoid confusion with you, let me know. I'll try to clear everything out.

Rupert and Earl met back at the edge of town.

"Have you found him?" They both asked in unison.

"I've searched every house in this stupid city!" Rupert snarled. "Idiot humans. They refused to give me the location of the EP, even when I threatened them! Stupid overprotective moronic space creatures!"

"Same here." Earl sighed. "The humans all stared at me like I was some kind of lunatic when I demanded for the Earth Potentate."

"Well." Rupert snapped. "what do we do now?"

"We could try that house in front of us." Earl said, pointing at a yellow house across the street.

Rupert and Earl stared at it.

Rupert spun around, and grabbed Earl's shirt

"I thought you said you checked all the houses!" Rupert screamed. "Now look at what you've done! You've made us look like fools in the eyes of all the readers! You moron!"

"shall I blast the door over?" Earl asked, changing the subject.

"Do!" Rupert spat.

Earl grinned evilly. He pulled out his ray gun, pointed it at the door, and pulled the trigger.

Mom and dad were in the house waiting for a ransom call from the kidnapper.

The phone refused to ring.

Just then, a loud ZAP addressed from the laundry room.

"What was that?" Dad asked.

Mom looked up, got off the couch, and walked over tot he laundry room.

She gasped.

"Dear!" She called. "The door's been knocked over!"

Dad blinked and rushed into the room.

He stared down at the door.

Smoke was rising from a black burn mark on the door, and the hinges had been ripped off, completely.

"That's weird." Dad muttered.

Just then Mom screamed.

Dad looked up.

Earl was standing in the doorway, pointing a ray gun at Mom.

Rupert pushed past Earl, and barged into the house.

"Ding dong!" he said. "Thanks for inviting me in."

"Rupert Chill!" Mom and Dad yelled. "but how... You... did... What... Did we miss something?"

"Yeah you missed something!" Earl laughed. "You've been missing things since he's been at Summer Camp! All of you have!"

"Expect him." Rupert said.

"Who... What are you talking about?" Dad demanded.

Rupert studied Dad.

"I do believe we've met before." He said, ignoring his question.

He took off his sun glasses.

Mom and Dad gasped.

There were a pair of bloodshot eyes underneath.

"You're Calvin's father, aren't you?"

"AAAAAA!" Mom and Dad screamed.

Rupert and Earl laughed.

With a SNAP, their Space uniforms snapped on, their skin turned gray, Their arms and legs grew outward into tentacles, and their heads turned chrome shaped.

Mom and Dad screamed again.

"Calvin's been telling the truth!" Mom shrieked.

Rupert and Earl grinned, evilly, showing their sharp, jagged teeth.

Rupert ripped out some Nylon rope, and Earl grabbed a gag.

Within three seconds, Mom and Dad were tied, and on the floor.

With them out of the way, Rupert and Earl searched the house.

"Huh." Earl sighed. "I was expecting the Earth Potentate to live in a more impressive castle."

Rupert blasted the door to Calvin's room over.

He pushed the bookcase by the door over, and all of Calvin's comic books fell out, and the lamp broke.

He ripped off the covers of the bed, then the mattress, then the whole bed.

Rupert tore Calvin's closet door off, and ripped all his clothes out, and strewn them across the floor.

Rupert turned the whole room upside down looking for Calvin.

Earl picked up a vase in the livingroom, and stared it.

"Be careful with that!" Mom yelled. "That costs five thousand dollars!"

Earl gave Mom a blank stare, then, without looking back at the vase, dropped it, and it hit the floor with a SMASH!

"NO!" Mom yelled.

"How much is this?" Earl asked, grinning picking up a statue.

"Twenty hundred!" Mom yelled.

Earl dropped it on the ground.

SMASH!

Earl grinned again, picked up a clock and stared at Mom again.

"FOURTY THOUSAND!"

SMASH!

Earl picked up another statue and stared at Mom.

"FIFTY... well, actually that one was a gift."

SMASH!

"Dear, please, you're just egging him on." Dad said.

Rupert burst downstairs.

"What are you doing?" He demanded.

"Your highness, pick something weird up, and drop it on the ground. It makes the Earthling scream." Earl said.

"Ya don't say?" Rupert said, rubbing his chin.

He picked up a clock, and threw it onto the ground.

SMASH!

"NOOO!" Mom screamed, tugging at the rope. "THAT CLOCK WAS FIFTY DOLLARS!"

"Ooo, you're right!" Rupert said, excitedly. "It's almost as fun as torturing them!"

Rupert and Earl laughed for a few minutes, tried to gain their breath back, and sighed.

"Anyway." Rupert said. "The Earth Potentate isn't here."

Earl turned a sharp glare on Mom.

"Where is he!" he snarled.

"Earl, let me do the talking." Rupert said.

He pushed Earl away, and turned to Mom.

"Where is he!" He said, dangerously.

Mom and Dad exchanged glances.

"We won't tell you!" Dad declared. "not even if you fry us with your ray guns! Because burns build character!"

Rupert and Earl exchanged glances of near laughter.

"It would be a pity if we'd have to drop more things on the ground." Earl said, trying to muffle his laughter.

Mom gasped.

"He's been kidnaped!" She yelled. "Some guy kidnaped him, and wants him back for a ransom! PLEASE DON'T DROP ANYTHING MORE ON THE FLOOR!"

Dad glared at Mom.

"I'm ashamed." He voiced. "Dear! I thought I told you that losing things builds character!"

"What's already been broken is coming out of your paycheck." Mom said, dully.

"PLEASE DON'T DROP ANYTHING MORE ON THE FLOOR!" Dad begged.

Rupert and Earl ignored Mom and Dad, and turned around, and held a small confrense.

"The Potentate has been captured! I like that guy! Lots of individuality!" Earl said.

"Even so," Rupert said. "Our revenge over him can't be held out!"

"What are we going to do?" Earl asked.

"If I know Calvin," Rupert said. "He'll drive the kidnaper insane with his vocabulary, and never resting vocal cords. I suspect that he'll be home before we know it. With or Without a ransom."

Earl grinned, evilly.

"What are we going to do until then?" He asked.

"Considering how annoying Calvin is," Rupert said. "We probably don't have that much time to set a trap! So, we'll have to hurry!"

Rupert and Earl turned around to Mom and Dad.

"Are you going to kill us?" Mom asked.

Rupert and Earl exchanged glances.

"Earl how much power do you have left in your ray gun?" Rupert asked.

Earl checked a small valve on the ray gun.

"About 2 minutes worth." He said.

"Nah." Rupert said, turning back to Mom. "the power needed to fuel our guns is hard to find on this planet. We're trying to waste as little energy as possible."

Mom and Dad sighed with relief.

"Can we break just one more thing?" Earl asked.

Rupert thought about that.

"Ok. One more thing. Then's it's back to the ship."

Earl grinned, and picked up a vase.

SMASH!

"MY VASE!" Mom yelled.

"MY MONEY!" Dad yelled