To Garfieldodie: Yes, everybody will discover that Calvin's not some delusional lunatic (At least about the aliens)
To LATMC: I forgot all about Max! Well, he was still there when everything happened.
Calvin slowly turned around.
There they were!
Hobbes gasped.
Rupert, Earl, and the rest of the crew were standing over Calvin.
Mom gasped and ran into the house.
Calvin stared at the aliens.
"Blind panic in ten seconds." He told them.
There was a pause, as Calvin watched his watch tick.
Then, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMMY!"
Calvin and Hobbes started running around in circles, ran into each other a couple of times, then ran into the house.
The aliens laughed.
Calvin and Hobbes flew across the house, and exploded into Calvin's room.
"Whoa." Hobbes said. "This place is dirtier than usual! Shall I put it in the record book?"
"Shut up!" Calvin yelled. "Where are we going to go!"
"Nowhere!" Rupert snarled coming up the stairs.
Calvin and Hobbes screamed, and slammed the door the door in Rupert's face.
"Ok, really." Rupert said. "When that's all they can do, it's pretty sad."
Rupert blasted the door over.
Calvin and Hobbes leaped out the window.
They crashed into the bushes.
When they got up, they saw that they were surrounded by aliens.
"AAAAA!"
Calvin and Hobbes screamed, and in blind panic, burst right into the middle of the aliens.
For a second. They were all shocked, but it wore off, fast.
Calvin and Hobbes rushed down the streets.
"Hurry!" Calvin yelled. "We can hide in town!"
"You won't get to town." Laughed a voice.
Calvin and Hobbes turned around.
Rupert and Earl were right on their trails on rocket scooters!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Calvin and Hobbes screamed.
Earl reached forward, and grabbed Hobbes.
"AAA!" Hobbes screamed.
Earl laughed, madly, and steered his rocket scooter for the spaceship above Calvin's house.
"HOBBES!" Calvin screamed.
"CALVIN!" Hobbes called.
Rupert laughed, and reached for Calvin.
Calvin screeched to a halt, and ducked.
Rupert's scooter went over Calvin.
"HEY!" Rupert yelled.
Calvin rushed off in the other direction.
When he reached town, he chose the biggest mass of people and dove into it.
Rupert screeched his scooter to a halt.
He pushed a button on the scooter, and started to raise high into the air.
He probed the area for Calvin.
He saw him.
Calvin rushed down an empty alley.
Rupert dropped downward into the alley, and continued his chase for Calvin.
Calvin reached a dead end.
Rupert laughed.
"HA!" He screeched. "So that's what these alleys are for!"
Calvin pressed himself against the wall.
"You aliens may be advanced." He said. "But I am too!"
Calvin grabbed his Transmogrifier Gun out of his pocket, pointed it at the rocket scooter, and zapped it.
ZAP!
The scooter vanished, and in it's place, a wart hog appeared.
"Oh, that's cute." Rupert spat.
Calvin turned around, pointed the Transmogrifier Gun at the wall, and pulled the trigger.
ZAP!
The wall zapped into a flock of birds. They all flew away with a flutter of wings.
Calvin raced out of the alley.
Rupert pushed the Wart Hog away, and chased Calvin on foot.
Calvin rounded a corner, and with a ZAP, Calvin used his Transmogrifier Gun to change himself into an adult.
Rupert rounded the corner.
Many people ran away screaming at the sight of an alien.
Rupert looked at the mass of adults.
He grabbed a pair of red goggles, and slipped them on.
One of the adults started to glow red.
Rupert grinned.
"Nice try, Potentate!" Rupert grinned grabbing hold of one of the adults. "But you can't change your DNA signature."
With another ZAP, the adult changed into Calvin, again.
"Beam us up." Rupert said into microphone.
Just then, the skies grew deathly dark.
Calvin looked up.
The UFO was slowly hovering above the town.
Several people ran away in terror as it approached.
Then, with a ZEEEP, a red light appeared over Rupert and Calvin., beaming them into the ship.
"GET AWAY!" Calvin screamed.
He broke away from Rupert's grasp, and ran through the ship.
"He's getting away!" Earl yelled.
"He won't get far." Rupert smiled.
Calvin burst into the control room, where several aliens were working, complaining about working overtime at minimum wage.
One of them looked up, and looked at Calvin.
"Oh, look," he said, dully. "it's an Earthling. Earl must have brought him on the ship."
"Isn't that the Earth Potentate?" Asked another alien, staring, dully at Calvin.
"Maybe." Another crew member said. "All those humans look the same to me."
Calvin ignored the aliens, and started banging his fists into random buttons.
The ship fell over backward, then lurched forward, then zapped a fire hydrant, sending water up.
"He's messing with the ship controls." One of the aliens said, with no change in tone. "One of us better stop him, before he crashes the ship."
"That's not my area." Said an alien.
"I don't wanna." said another.
"I'm on my lunch break." said another.
And so, they all just stood there, and stared at Calvin, as he preceded to mess up the system.
Earl burst into the room.
"WHAT ARE YOU MORONS DOING!" He screamed.
"Working." All the aliens said, dully.
"ARE YOU BLIND!" Earl shouted. "THE EARTH POTENTATE IS MESSING UP THE SYSTEM! SOMEONE STOP HIM!"
"That's not my area." Said an alien.
"I don't wanna." said another.
"I'm on my lunch break." said another.
Earl slapped his forehead.
"YOU IDIOTS!" He screamed.
He lurched for Calvin.
Calvin screamed, and rushed off.
He entered an examining room.
Hobbes was strapped to a examination table.
Calvin gasped in horror.
Then he saw the whole scene.
"And so," Hobbes concluded to the alien. "That's why all the Asians respect tigers, and led the Lions into that false idea that they're King of the Jungle."
"WOW." The alien said. "And here I thought that tigers were just orange things with four legs and a tail."
"What really bugs me is that some people still think that." Hobbes sighed.
"I feel your pain." The alien said.
"Wow." Calvin thought. "Earl sure has a stupid crew."
Speaking of Earl, he burst into the room.
Hobbes and the alien stared at him.
"Has the Earth Potentate passed through here, and why aren't you dissecting him, like I told you to?"
"Hobbes here has just told me The Wonderful Tale of Tigers." The alien said.
"I'm firing whoever picks out this crew!" Earl muttered.
Just then, Earl saw Calvin crawling across the floor.
"AH HA!" Earl grabbed Calvin, and lifted him off the ground.
"HEY!" Calvin screamed.
He struggled with all his might, but Earl had a stronger grip than Rupert.
Earl laughed, and walked out of the room.
He threw Calvin into a jail cell, and slammed the door.
"I'll be right back!" He growled.
He left the room, then returned, carrying Hobbes.
He threw Hobbes into the dungeon with Calvin, and slammed the door.
"Since I have idiots for crew members I'm setting the directions to our home planet where the serious ones are! Toodles!"
And with that he slammed the door.
Calvin and Hobbes stared shock at the door.
Earl came back in, moments later with another alien.
"I forgot the guard." He muttered.
He left the guard in the room and slammed the door again.
Calvin and Hobbes exchanged glances.
Back on Earth, everyone was panicking.
The entire town was empty, and nobody could be seen for miles.
The ship slowly turned around, and then, with a BOOM, they blasted off into space.
Calvin and Hobbes looked out the window of their cell.
Earth got smaller and smaller, then suddenly vanished.
They watched Mars zap by. Then Jupiter, and Neptune, and Uranus, and Pluto, and then that recently discovered planet, Sedna.
"Not good." Hobbes said.
Calvin gasped.
Calvin and Hobbes watched as their home galaxy vanished in an instant.
"Oh great." Calvin said.
"Then again, how many times does one get to see their home galaxy in person?" Hobbes asked.
"Why couldn't Susie have been the Supreme Earth Potentate?" Calvin muttered, sinking to the floor.