LATMC: I'm glad that you like the story. Sorry about the libary incedent. Anywya, here's a new chapter.

Garfieldodie: No, The town won't save Calvin. They'll be worthless. Worthless to the end. However, Calvin will become a hero, finally.

"What time is it?" Calvin asked.

The alien guard stared ahead, and tried to look serious.

"There is no time in space." He said, scientifically.

"I mean on Earth you dumby!" Calvin replied, impatiently.

"Oh... Yeah... Well, um,... Which time zone?"

Calvin rolled his eyes.

"I don't care!"

"OK. Let's go with Mountain Time!"

"Why Mountain Time?" Calvin asked.

"I like mountains." The alien said.

The alien slithered to a large box marked TIME.

"Let's see, here's time for planet Zeekdoo. Here's the time for Mom-palm. Here's Yo-Yo world, here's Drooling Monkey land... Uh... What planet did you live on, again?"

"EARTH!" Calvin screamed. "I LIVE ON EARTH!"

"Right! Earth. Uh... Let's see... Which galaxy?"

"I do believe it that would be the Milky Way." Hobbes yawned.

"Ok, now we're getting somewhere. Uh... Milky Way... Milky Way... Uhhh..."

He stood up, and stared over at Calvin.

"You wanted to know what time it is, right?"

Calvin's his eyes bulged, and he felt his temper rising.

"Oh forget it!"

"I will, thank you very much." The alien guard muttered.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE DONE IT!" Earl yelled in glee. "WE'VE FINALLY CAPTURED THE S.E.P.!"

"Earth is now ripe for the picking." Rupert growled.

"The only problem is," Earl said. "is that the humans now know we're here. Do you think they might use some advanced technology against us?"

Rupert and Earl stared at each other, then burst out with insane laughter.

"BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Rupert and Earl screeched, holding onto each other for support.

When they were finished, Earl sighed, and said, "I kill me."

"That joke gets funnier every time you use it." Rupert sighed.

"Doesn't it just put more fun into invasion?" Earl sighed.

"Well, ok. Is the plan ready?" Rupert asked.

Earl grinned evilly, and handed Rupert the blueprints.

Rupert's eyes narrowed into slits, and he grinned.

Evilly.

Calvin and Hobbes sat int their dungeon.

They were getting bored.

"Do you have a DVD in here?" Calvin asked.

"A What-V-What?" The alien asked. "OH! A DVD! Those went out of style on my planet in 1954."

Calvin and Hobbes exchanged glances.

"Just how advanced are you?" Calvin asked.

"We've already invented VVVs!" The alien said.

"VVVs?" Calvin questioned. "What are those?"

"Vivid Video Vapor." The alien said.

Calvin and Hobbes exchanged shocked, and disgusted looks.

"Almost makes one not look forward to the future." Hobbes sighed.

Calvin and Hobbes continued to sit in the cell.

The guard's eyes began to droop.

Suddenly, his head fell over, and he collapsed into a chair, totally knocked out.

Calvin and Hobbes stared at him.

"Ok." Calvin said, slowly. "That was weird."

"Shall we see if we can get out of here?" Hobbes asked.

"How are we going to get out?" Calvin asked.

"No idea." Hobbes said.

"Then let's just forget it." Calvin said.

Just then, the guard started yelling football things in his sleep.

"GO 32!" He yelled throwing his arms into the air.

Tentacles. Throwing his tentacles into the air. He didn't have arms.

Anyway, in the process, he threw the keys into the air, and they landed in Calvin's cell.

Calvin and Hobbes stared down at the keys on the floor.

"Well." Calvin said. "That was easy."

"I'm not sure if I want to meet who hires this crew." Hobbes sighed, shaking his head.

Calvin grabbed the keys, and unlocked the door.

"What are we going to do?" Hobbes asked. "We're in the middle of space."

"You think I don't know that?" Calvin asked.

"Considering that spend most of your time in Laa Laa Land, I don't know what you know." Hobbes said.

"Ignoring that." Calvin muttered. "But anyway, if this is a UFO, it has to have some kind of escape pod or something! It's in the rules!"

"It is?" Hobbes asked, scratching his head.

"Plus this chapter would be extremely boring if we just sat in a cell all day." Calvin added, giving Hobbes a bored look.

"Ah, good point." Hobbes deliberated.

"So let's go!" Calvin grinned.

Calvin opened the door, and looked around.

The coast was clear.

Calvin signaled for Hobbes to follow, and started down the hallway.

Just then, Calvin saw a security camera!

Calvin stopped.

Hobbes walked into him, and nearly had a heart attack.

He probably though he was an alien or something.

Calvin spun around to him, and spat.

"SHHHHH!"

"I didn't say anything!" Hobbes hissed. "You stopped, and I..."

"...Ran into me!" Calvin finished. "Watch where you're going, bonehead."

"Why did you stop, anyway?" Hobbes asked.

Calvin's eyes glazed over.

"I can't remember." He said.

"Then what are we doing here?" Hobbes asked, raising an eyebrow.

"OH!" Calvin hissed. "The security camera!"

Hobbes looked up.

"Oh yeah." He said. "How are we going to get past it?"

Calvin searched his pockets.

"Oh-no!" Calvin whispered. "I must have dropped my Time Pauser back on Earth."

"Well, I'm not sure if I wanted to use that thing, anyway." Hobbes said. "what do you have?"

"The Mini Duplicator and the MTM." Calvin said.

"Lotta help those are gonna do." Hobbes muttered.

"Wait!" Calvin said.

He opened up the Menu in the MTM.

Electric short out activated

Calvin pointed the MTM at the camera.

ZAP!

With a blast of electricity, the camera light went out.

Calvin and Hobbes rushed across the hallway.

Calvin then pushed another button on the MTM

Electricity reactivated

the light on the camera back on.

"They won't suspect a thing." Calvin grinned.

"Does that thing have a lot of batteries?" Hobbes asked.

"Ummm well I think so." Calvin said.

He turned around.

He gasped.

There were security cameras all over the place!

On the floors, on the walls, and on the roofs.

"We can't waste so much power on this!" Calvin hissed. "We'll just have to go Halloween a little early."

Calvin pushed another button.

Two costumes popped out.

They were alien costumes.

"I'm not getting into that." Hobbes said.

"Hobbes! Our lives are at stake!" Calvin snarled.

"So's my pride." Hobbes said, staring at the costumes. "I'm not getting into something that makes me see fifty hundred pictures at once."

"Put it on." Calvin said, dangerously.

"Righto." Hobbes said, grabbing the costume.

Calvin slipped on his costume, and Hobbes slipped on his.

Once they both looked like aliens, they went down the halls no longer worrying about the cameras or the aliens for that matter.

Just then, Calvin and Hobbes ran into the only serious alien in the crew. Earl.

"Who are you?" He asked.

"I'm Cal..." Calvin rolled his compound eyes around. "Calmantha."

Earl stared at Calvin.

"Is that even a real name?" Earl asked.

Calvin and Hobbes exchanged glances.

"It's what I'm called." Calvin said, matter-of-factly.

"Sound more like a boy to me." Earl hissed. "what kind of mother calls their boy Calmantha? Or does the "Cal" spell something else?"

"He had a cruel mother." Hobbes sighed.

"Mmm-hmmm. Right." Earl said. "Now what's your name?"

"Hobbmantha." Hobbes said.

"Mm-hmm." Earl said. "what's the name of our home planet?"

Calvin and Hobbes exchanged glances.

"Oh, that's an easy one!" Calvin grinned. "it's... uh... it's... something. That's for sure."

Earl raised an eye brow. (Ok, maybe he didn't have eyebrows but he did something with his eyes that gave Calvin that impression)

"Could you give me a hint?" Calvin asked.

Hobbes slapped his forehead.

"No hints." Earl said.

"It's uh... Zorm?"

"Strike one."

"Ummm... Koz?"

"Strike two."

Calvin opened his mouth, again.

"Three strikes and you're out, buddy." Earl said, giving Calvin a bored look.

"Ummmm... Uranus?"

Earl ripped Calvin's mask off, revealing his spiky yellow head.

"Hello, Calvin." he said. "Trying to escape huh?"

"My name's not Calvin." Calvin said. "It's Spongebob. Spongebob Squarepants."

"I'll bet it is." Earl yawned.

"So, I suppose I can take off this mask, now huh?" Hobbes asked.

"Yes." Earl said.

"Ah, good. I couldn't breath in this thing." Hobbes took the mask off.

"Nice try, Potentate." Earl said, lunging for Calvin.

"Maybe you'll like this try better!"

Calvin whipped out his MTM.

Defense Mode activated

BOOM!

Earl went flying backward, and crashed into a wall.

"Come on!"

Calvin jumped out of the costume, and ran off.

Hobbes followed.

Earl growled, and hit a button on his uniform.

An alarm went off, and the whole ship was alerted of Calvin being loose on the ship.

"That's not my area." Said an alien.

"I don't wanna." said another.

"I'm on my lunch break." said another.

Earl slapped his forehead.

"I hate this crew." He muttered.

Calvin and Hobbes rushed down the hallway, and rushed through room after room.

"Hey!" Calvin said, trying his luck. "Where can I find an escape pod?"

The alien looked up.

"We're not that stupid, ya know." He said, then back to his work.

"Darn." Calvin muttered.

Just then, Earl burst into the room.

"GET HIM!"

"That's not my area." Said an Alien

"I don't wann..."

"OH JUST SHUT UP!" He screamed.

By this time, Calvin and Hobbes had disappeared again.

"The escape pod is always at the end of the ship." Calvin said. "We have absolutely nothing to... AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Calvin and Hobbes screeched to a stop in front of a tall man with a goatee and sunglasses.

"AAAA!" Calvin and Hobbes screamed. "RUPERT!"

"Did ya miss me?" Rupert snarled grabbing for Calvin.

Hobbes swiped at Rupert's face.

"AUGH!"

Rupert turned his attention to Hobbes.

"GO! Calvin!" Hobbes yelled. "while his attention is still on me!"

"Are you being dramatic, again?" Calvin asked.

"No." Hobbes said.

"Alright."

Calvin rushed off.

"Can I have the decision on whither you kill me or throw me in the dungeons?" Hobbes asked.

"Sure." Rupert said.

"I choose the dungeons." Hobbes said.

"Alright." Rupert led Hobbes away.

Calvin rushed down the corner.

He ran into Earl.

"Eye-yie-eye." Calvin muttered. "There's only two aliens that care about getting me put back in the cell, and I keep running into them!"

Calvin turned to run away, but Earl grabbed him by the head.

"OUCH! Watch the hairdo, Mister!"

"You're going back, now." he snarled.

"TEN MINUTES TILL ARRIVAL AT PLANET ZOK." Said a cool robot voice.

"ZOK!" Calvin yelled. "What a stupid name for a planet!"

"That's what we thought when we came to Earth." Earl said heaving Calvin into the cell.