disclaimer:as usual i don't own anything.
this whole parody idea came from rachel.please see my story 'save a broom' to find out the real story cuz i don't want to re tell it.it's quite long to type.anyhoo.
Save A Broom, Ride A Keeper
sung by Hermione Jane Granger about Ron Bilius Weasley
Well I walk into the pub
Passin' out hundred thousand knuts
And It kills and thrills more
Than the dust on my old library books
And I buy the pub
A double round of mead
And everybody's getting down
And this town
Ain't never gonna be the same
'Cause
I sparkle up my broom
And I ride into the village
I make a lot of noise
'Cause the boys they are so handsome
Riding up and down Hosmeade
On my old Cleansweep Six
And then I say
Save a broom, ride a keeper
Everybody says
Save a broom, ride a keeper
Well I do give a dang about something
I'm testing and studying
While the guys are buying Wheezes out (a/n Weasley Wizarding Wheezes)
And I wouldn't trade
Old Crookshanks or my Cleansweep Six
For your Nimbus ' 01
Or Harry Potter
I'm the only smart one
Left in this school and
I sparkle up my broom
And I ride into the village
I make a lot of noise
'Cause the boys they are so handsome
Riding up and down Hosmeade
On my old Cleansweep Six
And then I say
Save a broom, ride a keeper
Everybody says
Save a broom, ride a keeper
Well you're a thoroughbred
That's what I said
Underneath the willow tree
I was thinking about you and me
Together forever
We were flying high
Fine as wine
Having ourselves A
Really good time
And he was going just about
As far as I'd let him go
But his evaluation of my Know-It-All reputation
Had me begging for salvation all night long
So I took him out to meet Victor Krum
Introduced him to our family dog
And sang him every June Carter Cash song I could think of
And we made love and
I sparkle up my broom
And I ride into the village
I make a lot of noise
'Cause the boys they are so handsome
Riding up and down Hosmeade
On my old Cleansweep Six
And then I say
Save a broom, ride a keeper
Everybody says
Save a broom, ride a keeper
What, what, save a broom, ride a keeper
Everybody says, save a broom, ride a keeper
what'd u think?i don't think i did that bad of a job on it, but...if u hadn't figured it out already; the italicized lines are the lines from the actual song and i just couldn't think of anything to put there so i left the regular lyrics.r&r.tell me what u think.bye bye.