Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or Zatch Bell, other wise I'd release uncensored DVDs, let Sanji smoke and Fulgore sing about boobies!
A/N: Sorry about what happened, someone reported about this being a script format (yes, it's against the rules) so I reformattedit (with Emma Iveli's help). I'm putting in a treat in the third chapter.
Kings of Kings
Chapter 1: when worlds collide
Sanji shows up in a Rod Sterling like suit with a cigarette in his mouth "submitted for your approval we have 2 beings from different world both wanting to be king, the one known as Monkey D. Luffy wants to become king of the pirates, the other is a mamodo named Zatch Bell who fights to become king of the mamodos, what if one day they figure out which is harder, fighting for the crown of the pirate king or the mamodo king. This kind of answer will be revealed in…THE TWILIGHT ZONE!" Sanji starts smoking and he continued "Yeah you can tell it's the twilight zone because my cigarette can change into a lollipop for no apparent reason like so" He shows audience his cigarette changing into a lollipop, "and then weird anime like FLCL and Bo Bo Bo-Bo Bo-Bo Bo start becoming normal instead of the other way around, now will you excuse me I got a role to play in this story" He runs to his dressing room preparing for his role as "himself".
(Note: in one piece continuity, this story takes place after the drum isle arc and before Alabasta and in Zatch bell continuity this story takes place after Zatch and Kiyo leave Britain)
In modern day Japan, as Kiyo studies his homework and his spell book, Zatch is playing with the Vulcan 300 and eating yellow tail as well.
"What are you studying Kiyo?" asked Zatch
"For the 5th time Zatch! Pirates!" said Kiyo
"What are pirates?" asked Zatch
"They're like Vikings but they're…not from Norway." Replied Kyo
"What's a Viking?" asked Zatch.
"A football team…no wait!" He said jokingly the began to get serous "Pirates and Vikings are a band of nomads who sail in a ship and travel the entire world pillaging and plundering nearby villages and claiming pieces of gold that they call "treasure" that and they drink too much."
"They drink too much juice? That's a bad thing if toilets were never invented in those days" asked Zatch
" actually it's something we're not allowed to mention on a TVY rated show, anyways, pirates were tough, they feared nothing, and in that age of piracy, they were searching for a mysterious item known as "one piece"" said Kiyo
"What's one piece?" asked Zatch.
Kiyo began to explain "The treasure that legendary pirate gold Rodger claimed was his whole stash. "There once was a man named Gold Roger who was king of pirates, he had fame, power, and wealth beyond your wildest dreams, but when they umm… I dunno how he died but it's either through impalement, decapitation, or hung in the gallows. These were his final words" he began to speak in a mock pirate voice. "my treasure is yours for the taking, but you have to find it first, I left everything I own in one piece", he continued "Ever since then pirates from all over the world set sail for the grand line in search of one piece, the treasure that will make their dreams come true!"
Zatch looked at Kiyo in silence until he said "Are you pitching an idea for an anime series or what?"
Kiyo sighed and spoke in pig latin "ix-nay on the reaking bay the ourth wall fay."
Meanwhile in "one piece land", the crew watches Luffy and Sanji fighting over meat…
"As your captain I want meat on a stick" demanded Luffy
"I'm saving the big piece for Nami and Vivi, it is my most succulent piece of meat I spiced up personally" said Sanji
Both girls' sweatdroped.
Nami sighed "you know what, I lost my appetite, now I'm gonna go to bed" she said.
"I'm gonna sleep early too" said Vivi joining her.
Sanji began to cry "Wait no! This is your fault Luffy!" he yelled
Luffy on the other hand, uses his powers to stretch his mouth like that dude from Ranma ½ to devour the entire meat on a stick.
"Hey watch it! You nearly swallowed my hand!" he yelled.
The next day, in Zatch's world, Zatch was watching TV when a new report happened.
" we interrupt this episode of bo bo bo-bo bo-bo bo to bring you this special bulletin, strange patters in the weather might result in strange occurrences to please be advised" said, he began to mumble under his breath "At least there are no more wild Digimon bio-emerging this time!"
"What weird occurrences? You actually become Suzie's boyfriend?" asked Zatch
"Keep dreaming Zatch!" said Kiyo.
Ponygon showed up in the house, due to Ponygon's inability to speak human he be translated.
"You guys finally calling me Schneider?" asked Ponygon
"Oh hi Ponygon Wanna play?" asked Zatch.
"Didn't you hear what the man in the funny looking box just say? Weird occurrences are happening and no wild Digimon are lurking around!" said Ponygon
"Umm Zatch I think playing outside wouldn't be such a good idea" said Kiyo
"At least captain oblivious here knows better!" said Ponygon pointing to Kiyo.
"Umm if we don't leave the house, we'll disappoint the reader of this fanfic" said Zatch looking at the reader
"Zatch! What did I tell you about breaking the fourth wall!" said Kiyo, he sighed "Umm I guess you're right, besides I need a break from looking up pirates."
Zatch decided to do a corny pirate joke "Hey Kiyo, why do pirates like corn?"
Kiyo sighed "Why?"
"Because they are…"a buck an ear" (buccaneer)" said Zatch… cracking a literal corny joke.
Both Kiyo and Ponygon anime fell.
No too long later fog appeared when they were outside
"The man on the news lied, a Digimon is bioemerging right now!" yelled Kiyo
Zatch was confused "what's a Digimon" he asked
Ponygon explained "A monster from the digital world from an anime that the author likes so much… it's a good thing I can't talk human so I can break the fourth wall all I want."
As Zatch and Kiyo walk towards the fog they see 2 figures, one looks like a boy in a straw hat and another looks like a chef with a cigarette in his mouth… it was Luffy and Sanji.
"What the! One minute I was looking at a pretty dame in Rumiko Takahashi town and now I'm in this strange land" said Sanji, who began to think about what the ladies in Rumiko Takahashi town look like and blushes.
Luffy spotted Zatch and asked "what are you?"
"Pleased to meet you I'm Zatch Bell and I'm a mamodo, this is my friend Vulcan 300" said Zatch showing Vulcan.
Luffy looked at Vulcan and noticed something "Vulcan smells like chocolate. What is it?"
"A super powered robot from the future." said Zatch.
" WOW! A robot I'd like him to join my crew" said Luffy not noticing that it's a toy.
"Umm are you a football player?" asked Zatch
"No and where did you get an idea like that?" said Luffy.
"Well Kiyo was studying pirates and…" said Zatch
Luffy got excited, "Well you're looking at a real pirate right now!"
Zatch wasn't sure what to think "I thought pirates are tough and mean looking."
"Well watch this GUM GUM PISTOL!" said Luffy showing off his attack breaking a tree that happened to be there.
"Pirates have super powers?" said Zatch confused.
Kiyo notices Luffy and Zatch and decides to introduce himself to Zatch's new friend "Hi my name is Kiyo Takamine and this is my mamodo Zatch bell"
"I am captain Luffy of the straw hat pirates and this is my chef Sanji" said Luffy pointing to Sanji
Zatch walked up to Sanji and said "you're a chef huh? Can you make me a yellowtail fish?"
"And meat too?" asked Luffy
""First of all I dunno where are we and second I dunno what the (beep) is a mamodo" said Sanji who muttered "man censorship sucks."
Kiyo began to explaining "mamodos are demon imps who come to earth to battle over the crown and rights to become king of the mamodos, about 100 mamodos came to earth and me and Zatch defeated a few of them by burring the spell books that channel their powers by their bookkeepers."
"Yep! I wanna be a kind and gentle king of the mamodos" said Zatch.
"Oh yeah! I wanna be king of the pirates!" said Luffy.
"Well being king will be hard because one piece is hard to find and other pirates are tougher and meaner than you" said Kiyo who didn't noticed the tree.
"Yeah well you fighting around 99 other mamodos is no cakewalk for you" said Luffy, "by the way Sanji got any cake?"
"I'd like cake too please!" said Zatch
"Darn it! To make things simple, how about you and Gash " said Sanji
Zatch yelled out "That's Zatch!"
Sanji continued " Yeah what ever, come to our world and a better job of being pirate king while me and Luffy stay here and fight for mamodo king, besides a new world means…NEW DAMES TO GAZE APON!" He began to dance around.
The 2 agree to this unusual trade but with one little problem…
"Luffy is not a mamodo and you have no book, how are you gonna pass off as a mamodo?" asked Kiyo
"No problem" Said Sanji who began to draw lines on Luffy's face to make it look like Zatch's face, "There you go, one instant mamodo, he can pass as a mamodo with rubber powers and as for a spell book" Sanji pulls out a hardcover book full of bikini models.
"And here I thought Parco Fulgore is a girl chasing lunatic" thought Kyo which reminded him. "By the way there are some bookkeepers and mamodos who are our allies, one is an Italian super star named Parco Fulgore and his mamodo Kanchome, watch it he likes girls as much as you do and second is the pop star Megumi Ooumi and her mamodo Tia."
"Pop star! Do you have a picture of her?" asked Sanji
Kiyo shows him what she looks like and Sanji drools with delight.
"And in my world you can be captain, be sure to tell that to Usopp, he wants to be captain if I'm not present, ok my crewmembers are…well you know who Sanji is because he's right here, then there's Roronoa Zoro, please don't call him that, call him Zolo, my swordsman and first mate, Nami my navigator and thief, Tony Tony chopper my doctor and blue nosed reindeer, and Usopp my sniper, replacement captain, and all around coward and liar." said Luffy.
Meanwhile back in "one piece land", when Luffy called Usopp a coward and liar, he ran up to the first crew member he could find, Nami
Nami, my ears are burning
"Stop eavesdropping Usopp!" yelled Nami
"Actually it's because I got into an accident involving my flaming salsa star" said Usopp pointing to his ears.
Back in the boarder of worlds…
"Also we're escorting princess Vivi to a place called Alabasta." Explained Luffy
"But I thought pirates do mean things like pillaging, plundering, and drinking a lot, not helping people get to a strange land." Said Zatch
"Not all pirates are downright bad, we save villages, fight bad guys, and eat meat." said Luffy.
"Oh before we go, remember to ask Fulgore and Megumi for assistance and take care of Ponygon!" said Kiyo handing them directions.
Sanji drooled "I sure will!" he said.
Luffy sighed "He's just gonna call Megumi for assistance…and that's it."
As they make their good byes, Luffy and Sanji end up in present day Japan while Kiyo and Zatch end up in "one piece land".
To Be Continued!
Next Time: we see Luffy and Sanji adjusting to Zatch's world by...eating meat and skirt chasing... just kidding, fighting for the crown of the mamodo king (or they think they would) oh and its Fulgore vs. Sanji for the heart of Megumi. Next time in "King of kings"