Swing123: Sorry about the short chapter.
A UFO silently cut across the vast regions of space.
Tracer Bullet pushed a button on the control panel.
A cup of coffee rose out of the desk.
Tracer sighed, and sipped at the coffee.
"What are you doing?" Spiff asked.
"I'm a detective!" Tracer yelled. "I'm allowed to drink coffee!"
"Gee, I wish I was a detective." Spiff muttered.
Just then, Earth cam onto the radar.
Spiff, Stupendous Man, and Tracer gasped.
There was a steel plate of armor surrounding the planet.
"Yike-o" Spiff said.
"How are we going to get past that thing?" Tracer asked.
"Oh very well." Stupendous Man muttered.
He leaped out the airlock, and zoomed out of the UFO.
He zoomed toward the plate of armor, and threw a dramatic punch at it.
As soon as his fist hit the steel, electricity zapped through him.
"AAAAAAAA!" He screeched, and he tore his hand away.
"Hey!" He yelled, rubbing his smoking fist. "THAT HURT!"
Stupendous Man scratched his chin.
"I guess I'll have to give this thing the old STUPENDOUS SCREAM!"
Stupendous Man took in a deep breath, and let out a bloodcurdling screech.
Shockwaves hit the steel, and... well didn't do much good, actually.
Stupendous Man screamed himself out, then flew up to the UFO.
"Well, I gave it my best shot." He said.
"Now what?" Tracer asked.
"We could go through that hole in the steel there." Spiff said, pointing at a small electricity surrounded portal labeled "ALIENS ONLY".
Tracer and Stupendous Man stared at it for a long time.
Stupendous Man turned back to the ship.
"Oh, fine, if you want to do it the easy way!"
The UFO flew through the portal.
They landed on the planet.
Calvin's town had been torn apart.
There were buildings that had collapsed, and windows shattered everywhere.
The three egos emerged from the ship.
"Ok." Spiff said. "We're going defeat Rupert and his badly named sidekick, we'll turn into heros, and Earth will be saved. Got it?"
"And the plan?" Tracer asked.
"We'll ambush Rupert then Stupendous Man will knock him out. Then Tracer will dispose of Rupert's badly named sidekick. I'll free everybody from Rupert's spell."
"And the plan?" Tracer asked, impatiently.
"Oh, shut up!" Spiff snarled.
Rupert was in Calvin's house, the only place that hadn't been destroyed, on the couch.
Mom and Dad were waving those big leaf things over Rupert, and Susie was dropping grapes into his mouth.
"This is life." Rupert sighed. "Turning everybody's minds numb, and having them pamper me in that classic style that everybody likes."
Earl searched the fridge for something to eat.
"Kodak Film?" He asked holding up a box.
He emptied the film into his tentacle, and popped it into his mouth.
He spewed it all over the floor.
"YUCK!" he screamed. "Wow, this Earth food is terrible!"
Tracer began to sneak up on Earl.
Earl was in the process of pouring all the milk onto the floor, when Tracer whipped out his gun.
Earl looked into the reflection on the toaster next to him, and saw Tracer inching toward him.
Earl whipped out his ray gun, and whirled around.
Earl shot the ray at Tracer.
Tracer leaped from the way and pulled the trigger.
two bullets shot out of the gun and headed for Earl.
They hit him in his bullet proof uniform.
Tracer and Earl stared at the bullets sticking out of Earl's uniform.
"Well it was worth a shot." Tracer said.
Meanwhile, Stupendous Man jumped Rupert.
"DIE!" he yelled.
Rupert ripped Stupendous off him, and hurled him at the wall.
Stupendous Man leaped to his feet, and held his fists up.
Rupert held up a microphone and screamed, "GET THEM!"
"Whoops." Stupendous Man sighed, as Rupert's human slaves stalked for him.
Stupendous Man leaped out the door.
Spiff was in the process of trying to talk sense into the brainless humans.
"So, you think that Rupert is the ultimate ruler?" Spiff asked.
"Not think. Know for sure." The man said.
"Mmm-hmmmm. And what about the president of the US of A?"
"All my respect is for Rupert. King of all!"
"Uh-huh, and uh..."
Just then the man's eyes flashed blue, and he gave Spiff a menacing glare.
"Let me guess." Spiff said. "New orders?"
The Man held his hands up, and shot a blast of red light at Spiff.
Spiff dodged it.
"YIKES!" he yelled.
Suddenly Spiff realized he was surrounded.
They were closing in.
Spiff pulled out his Death Ray Blaster.
He pointed it at the mass of people.
He couldn't hit the trigger.
What if someone Calvin knew was in there?
"HELP!" Spiff screamed, as over a hundred hands closed over Spiff's face.
Meanwhile, Miss Wormwood, Moe, and Rosalyn were stalking for Tracer.
Tracer backed up.
"Ok, really, I've done with murder cases before, so I know what I'm talking about, when I say... YOU GUYS ARE OUT OF YOUR MINDS!"
Tracer rushed out of the rooms, and Rueprt's idiot zombie slaves walked after him.
You know, I bet that Rupert made those people unable to run on purpose so everything would be more creepy.
Tracer ran down the hallway, but then ran into Dad.
"Oh terrific." Tracer sighed. "The Character freak."
Dad reached for Tracer.
Tracer spun around, and rushed back to the... YIKES!
Moe was stalking for Tracer.
Tracer looked behind him.
Dad was limping for him, moaning about Rupert.
"Well, this is a fine predicament I've gotten myself into." Tracer sighed, as Moe and Dad reached him.
Stupendous Man zoomed out of the house, and flew off in search of some kind of shelter.
He found the school.
He burst into the school, and searched for an empty classroom.
Spiff burst into Calvin's old classroom, and flew for the window.
He peeked outside.
Hundreds of moaning zombies stalked fro the school.
"Oh terrific." Stupendous Man sighed.
The men entered the school.
Stupendous Man threw a punch in the wall, and knocked out thirty bricks.
He peeked outside, and then rushed out.
He ran right into Rosalyn.
"Oh come on!" Stupendous Man yelled, and he flew off.
"At least they can't get me up here." He said.
He threw his head around.
Mom was hovering in the air on a rocket scooter.
"Why did I say that?" Stupendous Man asked, and he flew off.
Mom chased him.
Stupendous Man burst back into Calvin's house.
Rupert was waiting.
"hello!" he grinned, and he held up a ray gun.
Stupendous Man's eyes popped open.
"Help." He muttered. "Cry for help."
Earl was drawing pictures in the icing in a cake, when Rupert walked up.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"Drawing." Earl said, dully.
"Huh. Well, guess what?"
"What?"
"We got some new slaves."
Rupert stepped aside, and revealed the red glowing eyes of Tracer Bullet, Stupendous Man, and Spaceman Spiff.
They were moaning.
"ALL HAIL RUPERT. ALL HAIL RUPERT."
Earl chuckled.
Rupert laughed.
Earl laughed, hysterically.
Rupert screamed with laughter.
"WHO CAN STOP ME NOW?" He screamed. "HA HA HA! WHO?"