A/N: Emma Iveli reformatted the first chapter while I reformatted the second, which is why they looked different

Kings of Kings

Chapter 2: I, Mamodo

Last time, Zatch and Kiyo were studying pirates around the same time a weird time warp appears in their city, while Luffy and Sanji entered it somehow, the 4 went to each other's worlds to see what is difficult, fighting for the title of mamodo king or pirate king, we now the continue the story from Luffy and Sanji's POV

"So here's the 'lil shack that Kiyo guy told us about" said Sanji, as he and Luffy found Kiyo's house and about to enter it. Luffy starts asking if there will be meat and soon the 2 start fighting until a very confused Ponygon just stares at them in confusion and replies in his own language "what in the name of Naraku? Who are these guys and where's Zatch, and what is this "meat" that straw hated guy keeps speaking of, oh no, I got spotted!"

"What are you? Asked a very curious Sanji but then Luffy suggested "it's a honkey, a cross between a horse and a donkey." Then Sanji covers Luffy's mouth and tells him "you don't say "honkey" in a fanfic. Besides, that thing is what Kiyo said is a mamodo but what's it doing here?" Luffy pulls out some notes and says "Kiyo left us some instructions about what to do in this world", but then Luffy reads it to the point where he gives up because he can't read and eventually gets pounded by Sanji.

Sanji then says "says here this is Ponygon and he is Zatch's friend, also he's a mamodo with no bookkeeper so umm let's burn his book!" and after that Ponygon looks so shocked that he bites him a lot till Luffy replied "Sanji, you can't do that to him, he's a friend of Zatch and friendship is really important isn't that right Ponygon?" and starts petting a happy Ponygon but then Ponygon starts chewing his hand because he thinks it's bubblegum and inflates it, Luffy tells him "hey, let go! I'm, not bubblegum!"

Then Sanji tells Luffy the plan, "ok now that's settled let's crash this joint and wait till tomorrow for the battles but first we need a way to keep our cover from Kiyo's mother. As soon as Kiyo's mother opens the door, Sanji sweet talks her by saying "hello precious…I mean Mrs. Takamine; I'm a foreign exchange student from… Tomobiki and while Kiyo is there, we're gonna stay here for a few days…I can cook and dance, oh please let me in!"

Then as Luffy says "and I can stretc…" Sanji covers his mouth and adds "so whaddya say?" then decides to have him and Luffy make their eyes huge as a Disney animal's eyes then Ponygon joins, this was enough to get Mrs. Takamine to cheerfully say okay! Then Sanji dashes for the kitchen and makes the most expensive and exotic stuff you can imagine then gives it to Mrs. Takamine who is really impressed and says "wow, it's even better than mine, you 2 can sleep in Kiyo's room, just make yourselves at home", then Luffy happily runs to Kiyo's room, walks around in his undies and eats meat in bed, causing Sanji to angrily yell "NOT LITERALLY!"

As they ready themselves for bed, Luffy sees the strange looking items in Kiyo's room and when he sees a Inu-Yasha poster he yells "HA HA HA! What a funny looking dog-man! I dunno if he's a dog that ate a people people fruit or a man that ate a dog dog fruit. Hey what is this? Hey what's that? Oooh what does this button do? A concerned Sanji tells Luffy "keep this up Luffy and we'll get sued by cartoon network…" and he pauses and tells the readers to be sure to catch one piece every Saturday on cartoon network. As Sanji falls asleep and dreams about what the ladies in Rumiko Takahashi town look like, Luffy stays up late playing a strange game machine and a strange game called "Castlevania" while Ponygon tries to remind him to get some sleep for tomorrow's battle.

The next morning a rather shocked and angry Sanji sees a sleeping Luffy and screams "WHAT! Luffy you stood up late playing a game? We need to be up and ready for today's battle! Ponygon, do you have anything that can wake him up?" Then Ponygon runs to Sanji carrying a "cup o Joe" then he stretches a sleeping Luffy's mouth and pours it down and…

(WARNING: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THE FAINT OF HEART NOR MINORS…HAVE YOUR MINORS TURN AROUND AS YOU READ THIS)

Luffy suddenly opens his eyes which are now bigger than his fist and shouts at the top of his lungs "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEAT!" He begins to jump on Kiyo's bed till he falls off then jumps back again. "MEATMEATMEATMEATMEAT" He jumps in the air, "FIZZYLICIOUS!" He gets his head stuck on the ceiling then falls down again. "COFFEE YUM YUM, COFFEE YUM YUM ILIKECHICKENSANDGRAVY!" He starts spinning around like Mr. 2 Bon Clay. "LOOKITME I'M A BALLERINA! OKAMA WAY!"

Sanji was just shocked at what he just saw and tells Ponygon "'ey Ponygon, what was that stuff and where can I get some?" Then Luffy suddenly dresses up as a Columbian man and rides on Ponygon, telling him to go get some coffee beans, causing Sanji to ask "where did he get the clothes?" result in Ponygon saying in his language "I don't care, just get this stupid pirate off me! Juan Valdez he's not!

Soon the 3 contact Megumi and Tia and arrange to meet in the park but somehow Suzy ends up in the park and thinks to herself "I had a dream that Kiyo told me to wait in the park and that he's dress up all nice and stuff, I wonder where he is?" then she runs into Sanji who yells out "what the! That's not Megumi! While he looks at the photo that he just cuts off Megumi's head and pastes it on Lum's body then thinks "eh, what the hell, a dame is a dame!" So he runs towards Suzy and tells her "hello precious, I'm Sanji and my new year's revolution is to quit eating lollipops!" a rather confused Suzy tells Sanji "even though I'm a ditz it's "resolution" and where in the name of Naraku is Kiyo and Zatch?"

Sanji explains "well…" then 25 minutes past and and Suzy came up with this for Sanji's explanation: "so Zatch and Kiyo are pirates in your world and you're a Digimon tamer in ours? Cool! Oh no wait I want kiyoooooo waaaaaaaa!" A rather annoyed Sanji then says "first of all it's "bookkeeper", not digiman tamer or whatever and second, he'll be back but at the meantime how about a date?" then Suzy frowns and before she runs off she tells Sanji "no way, you look old and you talk weird...why did he leave me?

Sanji then yells out "CALL ME!" While making the monkey face from the one piece PS2 game then Suzy becomes mysteriously angry and it causes her to smash a grapefruit into Sanji's face and it gets into his eyes causing Sanji to moan "Owwww it hurts… by the way Ponygon how's Luffy?" then Ponygon points to Luffy stealing nuts from squirrels and chewing them with his teeth while shouting "I LIKE NUTS IN MY LATTE!" which causes them to anime fall

Then a pop star and a mamodo appears in front of Sanji, Ponygon and a coffee possessed Luffy and asks Sanji "hey-a are you a booka keeper named a Sanji?" So Sanji says while wiping grapefruit from his eyes "hey, that's no goil!" then the pop star says "let-a me introduce-a myself, I'm Parco Fulgore and this is a my mamodo Kanchome, my bambinos (note that Parco Fulgore speaking in a Italian accent but translated for readers, use your imaginations people!) Now then, a strange boy called us and told us to meet you, I hear you're really pirates but posing as a mamodo and a bookkeeper right? Sanji disappointedly says "I wanted the cute pop star chick, damn that no good mocha addicted freak of a captain!" then he notices Kanchome and Luffy are fighting over a chocolate bar, a angry Kanchome tells Luffy "hey that's my official Parco Fulgore chocolate bar!" while Luffy screams in a high pitched tone "MY CUP O' JOE, IT NEEDS CHOCOLATE…AND MY BUNGHOLE NEEDS TP!"

Sanji embarrassingly tells Fulgore "umm my "mamodo" had a incident involving coffee." Then Fulgore has an idea and tells Sanji "not to worry, as we wait for Megumi, how about a little song to demonstrate my talent." Then Kanchome pulls out a boom box that plays his hit song "Chi Chi Wo Moge" ("hey hey let's dance all day" for the fans of the English dub, "Chi Chi Wo Moge" translates to "grabbing the breast") and soon the 5 start dancing to it and Sanji replies "hey Fulgore, this song speaks my language" then he makes the monkey face again but then Luffy smashes the boom box and yells "FORGET CHI CHIS, I NEED MORE MOCHA…AND TP!"

But then Sanji forgets about the idiot caffeinated captain and asks "where's Megumi?" and makes another monkey face yet again, but then a beautiful pop star and her mamodo show up and they cheerfully says hi to them, then Fulgore and Sanji look at each other and start fighting over her and starts with Sanji yelling "back off you no good stereotypical Italian pervert! She's mine!", Fulgore then yells out "no she is not, that hit song was dedicated to her" Then Megumi blushes and asks what song? But after Sanji says "uh oh", Luffy pulls the greatest mistake in his life next to the time he broke the eternal pose (compass) he yells out "CHI CHI WO MOGE!...CAN I HAVE MORE MOCHA NOW?"

Then Megumi's face is blurred because she is so angry but Tia's isn't and then he lets them have it. A bruised Sanji then asks "how come our mamodos didn't get pounded?" Resulting in a rather sarcastic Ponygon saying oh no, don't drag us along into this" and Kanchome says "yeah…whatever he says."

Then a confident Megumi asks Sanji "so you're here to show us how you guys can fight? Then Sanji replies "yeah, Luffy's caffeinated state should've worn out by now" then Luffy wakes up from this state and asks huh? Why do I suddenly feel like finding TP for my bunghole? Hey Sanji…what's a bunghole anyway? Resulting in Sanji yelling "just shut up and fight!" then as Sanji pulls out his "book" he says random words to get Luffy to successfully defeat Tia and Kanchome such as "umm…JUMANJI, EIEIOH, YU-GI-OH, BO-BO BO, BACON, ZATHURA, KANCHOME!"

At the last "spell", Kanchome says "hey that's my name!" then Sanji says "Hey as long as it's "nonsense" it works with me… crap! Our cover's blown". As Megumi looks angrily at Sanji who explains the whole thing while Fulgore whiles innocently since he knew about the switch, then suddenly a fat hairy plumber with a spell book shows up. The plumber tells Sanji "Heh, I see some mamodos, well I guess I'll let Sinken swim finish all you 3 off! Sinken swim is introduced as a mamodo that resembles a walking kitchen sink with arms, legs, and a face, his appearance makes Sanji rant "oh my, everything here is a mamodo…even the kitchen sink, umm can you guys help me out here?" the 2 make their excuses to Sanji "sorry but I got some groupies that need to be grouped…" says Fulgore then Megumi says "yeah and…umm… today's "unsolved mysteries" finally reveals where Tatewaki Kuno's mother is and I must catch it!" soon both of them run away with their mamodos and Sanji and Luffy are stuck in the battle.

Sanji then says to himself "Oh crap in a hat…oh well…JUMANJI!" Luffy stretches his arms to turn on the faucet and it weakens Sinken swim "YU-GI-OH!" Luffy stretches his legs and kicks Sinken swim between the legs but kitchen sinks have nothing down there. "My finishing move! BO-BO BO!" Luffy , Sinken swim, and a lil piggy are playing a video game and Luffy asks if Sinken swim has a latte' seeing this makes Sanji drop his cigarette into his book, starting a fire and burning it to ashes. Then Sanji yells out "NOOOOOO! MY PHOTO BOOK ON SWIMSUIT MODELS!" this causes the plumber to say "hey? Why hasn't that rubber mamodo disappeared yet…?" then he sees a topless model pic and yells out "HEY! THAT'S NOT A SPELLBOOK!...THAT'S NOT A MAMODO!...YOU DON'T HAVE A MAMODO!"

Then Sanji, while smiling in a fiendish way tells the plumber "yeah well neither do you" then Sanji quickly puts his cigarette on plumber's spell book, making Sinken swim vanish, the plumber looks at shock at the fact of not only is his book being burned but Luffy is not a mamodo so he runs away screaming like a little girl.

Sanji feels relieved and says well that's that, our masquerade is over… let's go home and tomorrow we return to our time." Luffy innocently tells Sanji "Ok but before we go to bed I have a question to ask you." Then Sanji tells Luffy "if it involves meat, desserts, and other food, count me out, I'm saving that for Mrs. Takamine." Luffy asks "I was just gonna ask…got any latte'?" while his eyes glow like Michael Jackson's at the end of "Thriller" but his eyes have little XANA icons on them just to make them even more scarier even though he's not possessed, causing Sanji to nervously tell Luffy "I'll give you all the meat you want, just please swear you'll never touch coffee, mochas, latte', or anything associated with "cups o' Joe"!" while making the big eyed look again.

Then Luffy then triumphantly shouts "YAY! MEAT!" and Ponygon jumps into the air shouting "meru meru mei!"

(Now you know what ordeal Luffy and Sanji had to go through in Zatch bell's world…but what about Zatch and Kiyo? Tune in next time for the next thrilling chapter of "kings of kings")

Early Special Treat: Deleted Scene!

This was going to be in the next chapter but I decided to put it in early. In the first chapter I wanted to do a reference to Crayon Shinchan but I thought it would gross out readers and it didn't have Sanji in it. The scene was originally Luffy's introduction to the story instead of the scene involving the fight with Sanji and so here is how it really went:

Luffy: doctor, doctor, there's something wrong with me!

Chopper: what is it Luffy?

Luffy: (moons chopper) I have a hole in my butt!

Chopper: (shocked) Luffy were you reading those naughty Crayon Shinchan comics again?

Luffy: Yep! (Makes a huge smile)

(Chopper anime falls)

End of Deleted Scene

A/N: If you love Luffy the Coffee fueled then check out The Rabbit and The Cat by my beautiful girl friend! Luffy once again gets his hands on Coffee and the Straw Hats must capture him so he won't reek havoc… it's in chapter 3 and also the coffee is weaker so he's a little less hyper. There are references to this incident.