King of Kings

Chapter 3: Mamodo of the grand line

Last time on bo bo bo-bo bo-bo bo, we see some strange stuff involving tofu and nose hair and…hey wait? You mean this is not a bo-bo bo fanfic? Hmmm…oh here he have it! Ahem… last time on King of Kings, we find out how Sanji and Luffy adjust to Zatch's world and witness the terror of a coffee powered monkey d Luffy, I guess Monkey D. Luffy has a monkey on his back. So now we see how Zatch and Kiyo adjust to Luffy's world.

Zatch and Kiyo were given instructions from Sanji before entering the Merry Go or Going Merry or whatever, and are soon face to face with Luffy's crew.

Zatch approaches the swordsman and says "so you must be corona Zoro", making the swordsman say "first of all, the name is Roanoa and second who told you what my forbidden name is?", kiyo defended Zatch and tells the crew, I'm kiyo Takamine and this is my mamodo Zatch bell, while your cook and captain are in our world we're in theirs and while I'm studying pirates I'd might as well take over as second in command while Zatch is the new captain, Luffy told us so". This makes Usopp makes that face Suzy makes when she's mad (whatever that is) and tells Zatch in a creepy voice "as long as Luffy isn't around I should be captain!" then Zatch just says "hey, you're that long nosed liar man Sanji told us about!" causing Usopp to anime fall.

Then Zatch sees the ship's doctor, stares at him for a long time and says…"are you a mamodo too?" causing chopper to anime fall. Kiyo then thinks, "before Luffy angers the crew I might as well explain the whole thing to them", so after Kiyo explains the whole entire situation and who they are to them Usopp just asks "is this gonna be on the test? Just kidding, if you wanna be captain bletch zell, you have to fight the brave captain Usopp!" so as Usopp is about to fire a shuriken star at Zatch, Kiyo yells out "Zaker!" and lightning strikes the star, shocking Usopp to the point where he utters "ok, you can be captain!", a rather out of character Nami just says "call a doctor" and chopper says "yes we must call a doctor…oh wait I'm a doctor" so he turns monster form and takes Usopp with him to the infirmary while holding a giant thermometer.

So as the ship sails, Nami decides to go back to Rumiko Takahashi town just to finally shop without incidents involving Sanji's behavior so the crew decides to rest while Zatch gets a strange unrelated dream, he dreams he's back in his world and is with Kiyo and Suzy and Suzy is drawing fruit as usual but this time she draws XANA icon on a apple and as she laughs evilly the apple grows crab legs and fires a laser directly at Zatch, making him wake up screaming and Kiyo says to Zatch "you had that XANA dream again didn't you? Let's just talk till you're ready for sleep."

Zatch curiously asks, "Who would win? XANA or Naraku?"

"definitely XANA, he can just delete Naraku's demons" answered Kiyo

Zatch then asks "ed, edd, n eddy or moe, Larry and curly?"

"the stooges would open a can of whoop $$ on the eds" answered Kiyo

Zatch then asks "Suzy or Dee Dee?"

"Dee Dee, her ditzyness can destroy anything" answered Kiyo while thinking of how he misses Suzy.

Zatch finally asks before going to bed "the grimace or the Hamburglar"

"Definitely the grimace, nothing can kill the grimace" answered Kyo then falls asleep

then Usopp over hears them and wonders to himself "who would win in a fight? Me the brave captain Usopp or that movie pirate pretty boy captain jack sparrow? I guess I'll never know" then he falls asleep.

The next day they arrive at Rumiko Takahashi town and Zatch and Kiyo escorted name to the shops and she comments on how well behaved they are and they are much better to be around with other than a certain chef and captain oblivious. Then Zatch pulls out Vulcan 300 and then the town's kids are interested in it and want to buy it off of Zatch who refuses to sell it but then a angry Nami wants him to sell it but then he throws it to Kiyo who runs from it then gets tackled by Usopp who plans to pass it to Nami for revenge "replace me as replacement captain will he?" thinks Usopp, but then monster chopper grabs it who passes it to Zatch then gets tackled by Usopp and Nami, then Nami plans to sell it to a kid but then the kids get distracted by mini-Mario toys and lost interest in Vulcan 300, making Nami and Usopp anime fall.

But then Usopp witnesses the most scariest thing in town since the reports of the Inu-Yasha seen running around town…it was Buggy, Mr., 2 Bon Clay, Hatchi, and Django the hypnotist, attacking villagers and stealing their gold. Buggy asks one terrified villager "where is the straw hat and his friends?" then the villager points to the hat store and the 4 decide to decimate it anyway and come out wearing hats that reflect their personalities except for Django who is already wearing his, "I feel pretty!" said bon clay as he leaves the store in a ladies' straw hat.

Usopp runs towards the crew and tells them what he saw and Zatch says "I think the big nosed liar man is mad because he didn't get back at me" 'till THEY arrived! The 4 sees the crew and remembers the swordsman but didn't remember the tall guy and the little kid in a dress, the dress made bon clay reply "that is a cute dress boy! Where do you shop?" then Zatch replies "are you a clown" the angry Mr. 2 then says "I'm not a clown! He's a clown (points at Buggy) I'm a ballerina/martial artist (does a little dance)". A rather angry Buggy shouts "I am captain Buggy the clown of the newly formed "beat-alls" crew and we will "beat-all" of you! My second in command is Mr. 2 bon clay the master of the crazy karate ("fancy seeing you all!") my left and right hand man Hatchi the merman ("prepare to be sushi Zolo!") and finally my umm…back up member Django the hypnotist ("prepare to me memorized 1…2…DJANGO!" (then falls asleep) I notice straw hat and pretty boy chef aren't here but you'll do!" then Zatch just says "hee hee, clowny! (pokes nose which makes a squeak sound) causing Buggy to make the Suzy angry face (whatever that is) and making Nami tell the crew "wow, it is fake after all, I owe you Zolo".

Zatch then tells the beat-alls "listen "Booger the clod" you pirates are mean men and we're gonna teach you a lesson as part of "operation hero of justice" and make sure Kiyo gets a A+ oh his paper!" Kiyo then rants to Zatch" I thought we dropped that operation and plus those guys look scary except for the sissy guy in the tutu" then Kiyo notices Django and shouts "look out Zatch it's Michael Jackson!" making Zatch run and kick Django in the crotch, "serves you right!" says Zatch which makes Django reply "I'm not Michael Jackson, you're Michael Jackson! (uses his chakram to hypnotize Zatch into thinking he's Michael Jackson but Zatch was busy playing with Vulcan 300 so he hypnotizes himself and starts dancing like Normal (Django dances like Michael Jackson anyway).

So buggy calls his crew to attack so Zolo is fighting Hatchi, Nami is fighting buggy, Usopp is running away from a dancing Django, and so it's up to Zatch and Kiyo to fight Mr. bon clay. The okama notices Kiyo using spells from the spell book to make Zatch fire electricity but bon clay keeps dodging it so he steals the book and turns into Kiyo using his clone clone fruit powers, bon clay then uses Kiyo's voice and tells Zatch, "I'm not that good looking guy bon clay, I'm Kiyo, the guy behind you is really bon clay in a cheap costume, attack him! Zaker!" but then…nothing happens for it turns out bon clay neglected to know that feelings also manipulate the spells and a rather upset Zatch and Kiyo use the Zaker spell again but it hits bon clay's cape and wings making him yell out "I'm on fire! And I can dance!" but then Zatch feels bad then pours water on him and Zatch tells him "Mr. weird guy, you don't belong with these guys, you belong on a stage to entertain people with your antics, now excuse me while our friends need help" then Zatch and Kiyo run to help the others.

The 2 encounter Zolo who is having a hard time with Hatchi then Kiyo shouts out "hey Patrick Starr, I hope you like a little jolt! Zaker!" then electrocutes Hatchi who then says before fainting "I may sound like him but I'm not pa…" then Zatch tells Kiyo to help the "big nosed liar man". The 2 see Usopp running for dear life from the dancing hypnotist then Kiyo tells Zatch "there is only one way to stop this Wacko-Jacko impersonator", Kiyo just grabs Django by the collar and hangs him over the coast yelling out "how do you like it huh? How do you like it?" then he lets him go and Django screams but it turns out it's just a small few inches just to fake him out. Then Zatch tells Kiyo to take care of "captain Krusty the clown" and so they find out how powerful Buggy is and that this clown was no laughing matter.

Nami was surrounded by buggy's body parts who randomly punched and kicked her 'till she was bruised then Zatch stands in front of her while Kiyo shouts "Rashield", protecting them with a huge shield then Nami was thankful for the little mamodo kid who saved her. Then the body parts were too much for the crew till a certain ballerina who changes into Buggy and pretends to be missing limbs yells to the limbs "come back to me in one piece" then all the limbs go into the buggy impersonator then he jumps off a cliff and the real buggy who is just a head yells out "wait! That's not me! NOOOOOOOO!" Then the straw hats, Zatch, and Kiyo look angry at the head and Buggy just says "Heh heh I was just joking? See I'm a clown and I can joke, hey what are you guys doing with balloons and squirt guns…no! No! NOOOOOOOOO!" they just sold buggy's head to a carnival game barker and then Zatch pulls out the squirt gun and then fires into buggy's mouth, making the balloon on his head big till it pops then he wins a Pandaman plush.

The crew then wonders who was the fake buggy but then it's revealed to be Mr. 2 bon clay and the crew was shocked, his explanation was "the boy in the dress made me see the error of my ways and he puts out the fire on my cape and wings so now I peruse a change at stardom and to…(blushes) finally make some friends (does a little dance)" then Nami asks bon clay what did he do with buggy's limbs then he just replies "if the author doesn't know then I don't know either, now excuse me I got a show to perform, here are some tickets, see you later!" then Vivi who is on Carue the duck and she replies "did I miss anything?" then everyone anime falls.

Then the crew watches bon clay's show and Kiyo thinks he's even weirder than Parco Fulgore then he gets reminded to return to his world so they say good bye to everybody but Zatch complains they didn't get to become king of the pirates yet but Kiyo still thinks it's time to go besides he got everything he needs to know about pirates but then he looks through his notes and says "since the people of this time is so close to our times, will my teacher buy this?"

Next time: the conclusion…with a twist!