Have you ever stopped to think about the characters, forced to do all those horrendous fanfics?
Consider the Characters
Chapter 1 - A Fishy Fanfic
Harry clambered through the portrait hole into the Gryffindor common room and looked around for Ron and Hermione. Spotting them sat in armchairs near the fire, he made his way over to them. As he sat down Hermione looked up from the Arithmancy essay she was poring over.
"How are you?" she asked. Harry frowned.
"Not too good, kind of…scared." Hermione gave him a quizzical look. "The fanfic I had to do today was, um, a…Harry/Snape. He was stroking my cheek." Hermione giggled, but stopped at the look on Harry's face.
"What about you?" he asked her quickly, not wanting to linger on the fic he had had to do that day.
"Oh the usual, you know. Raped by Draco before realising I love him."She shrugged."It was disturbing the first couple of times, but now it's just boring."
Harry suddenly realised Ron hadn't said a word since Harry had entered the common room. Ron was sat, very still, in his chair, eyes wide, staring at the floor.
"What's up with Ron?" Harry muttered to Hermione. She lowered her voice.
"Well I'm not quite sure, but I think it had something to do with the giant squid…"
They both looked out of the window towards the lake. A thick, orange tentacle was poking above the water, waving cheerfully. Ron let out a strangled sob and buried his face in his hands.
I put those ships in because Snape/Anyone(especially students) is just creepy, Draco/Hermione is now so very predictable and same-y, and Giant Squid/Anyone is...infamous. Hope you liked it, please make a humble fic writer very happy and review! More chapters coming up soon.