Jurassic Park IV (What if)
Disclaimer: I do not own this. I'm loco. I want a dinosaur.
It was a gorgeous Saturday afternoon in Bledsoe, Texas. Ian Malcolm strolled down the street toe the church building. His wife Sarah had bribed him to help the pastor find some good music fo the youth group that Kelly was going to the next day. Ian had burned two CDs of country music songs that he absolutely loathed. His philosophy was this: anything he hated the kids would adore. Nonetheless, Ian was not looking forward to two hours of country tunes.
He reluctantly thrust the church doors open and greeted Pastor Maer, a balding man with neither a cheerful attitude nor a grim one. For the next hour and a half, the two men discussed the music, finding very few acceptable songs. Then they came to the last cut on the second CD. "I'm Free" from Footloose began playing, which puzzled Ian, because he didn't remember putting that on the tape.
"Heaven helps the man who fights T-Rex . . ." Ian Malcolm jerked his head up. Those definitely weren't the words. Then there came a knock at the church door. Pastor Maer answered it.
"Ah, Dr. Pastor I presume. How are you this fine day?" asked the man standing outside.
"Fine, I suppose, but . . ."
"Splendid! Is Dr. Malcolm here?"
"Yes, but . . ."
"Splendid, then we have everything. Would you get him to come with us, Dr. Pastor Give him this?" the man said, handing Pastor Maer a slip of paper. "I'll see you two in the car."
Pastor Maer was about to protest, but the white-haired man was already heading off to his car. He sighed, quite confused, and handed Ian the note.
"Who was that?" Ian asked as he unfolded the paper.
"I don't know."
"Don't people introduce themselves anymore?" Ian busied himself reading the note. "Kelly's gymnastics program is in Hawaii this week! Come on!" he yelled, dragging the pastor to an awaiting taxi. Once they were at the airport, their escort led them to their flight. It was only after he and the pastor were on the plane that Ian noticed they were the only passengers.
"Heaven helps the man who fights T-Rex."
"Noooo!" screamed Ian as the plane lifted off.