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Chapter 2: "But how do we get back?"

-back at the random Feudal place where Kay was-

Kay sighed and rubbed her forehead. 'What am I gonna do?' She sighed and looked around 'I'm stuck here… Not knowing where to go… And the worst part is I have to stay with miss 'Giddy schoolgirl!' Kay waved her arms around all girly-like.

Kagome looked at Kay and sighed. 'I think she's making fun of me…'

Seems how InuYasha, Sango and Shippou were out. Miroku looked at Kay, smirked, and then slowly inched himself towards her. "Sooo… You truly are a beautiful one… Tell me… What are you into?"

Kay waved her hands as and anime sweat drop appeared behind her head "I'm not really into anything you would know… I mean, I'm just an just an average teenager… That's all…"

Miroku looked around… "Right, right… We can't really converse in that way…" Miroku sighed and then thought to himself 'Damn… What am I going to talk to her about? How do I gain her interest in me? Argh… This is quite a dilemma' Miroku sighed yet again and took Kay by the hands Just gonna have to go about doing it the old-fashion way!' Miroku looked Kay in the eyes and swallowed "Kay… WOULD YOU CONSIDER BEARING MY CHILDREN!"

Kay looked at Miroku… "Can it… As much as I would want to… You already have Sango, stick with her… She's a very nice girl! And besides, she'd probably rip my head off…" Kay shuddered at the thought, but then another thought dawned upon her… Kay nodded… "Yes… But not yet… I need to spend a little more, Time with you!" Kay grabbed Miroku by the hand and walked out of the house with him.

-Meanwhile back with Kate and Hughes-

Kate picked up the last few pieces of paper and gave them to Maes "That's all of it! I'm so proud of myself! I did it! Yah-ta!" Kate said happily as she looked at Maes and smiled.

Maes nodded and smile back at Kate "Alright, Kate… We are gonna have to find some way of keeping you save for now… Not much you can do right now…"

Kate put her hands together and looked at Maes "I can be a personal secretary! Ne… Hughes-sama?"

Hughes shook his head… "As much as I'd like to… I just can't simply have a kid in the army…"

Kate looked at Maes "But I'll be good! Besides, Ed's in the military too! I only want to be a damnable secretary…"

Maes gave in after he saw a hint of Elysia in there somewhere… "Ah… Alright … I just couldn't let that adorable face haunt me forever!" he patted Kate on the head.

Kate saluted "Thank you! I won't let'cha down Hughes-sama!" She smiled happily.

Hughes smiled "I just have one last thing to do! I'm going to get you a jacket!"

Kate looked at Hughes and dropped her jaw "You really would! Sweet! Freakin' sweet!"

Hughes nodded "Okay just wait here! Aw... Heck… Come with me! I want to show everyone how cool you are! You sorted all my weeks worth of paper work within an hour! You're perfect!" Hughes smiled happily and opened up the door of his office and walked out.

Kate's eye twitched 'Per….Fect? I'M NOT PERFECT! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HUGHES?' Kate then sighed 'What's next? Is he going to tell me about Elysia?' Kate followed Hughes down the Hall.

Hughes then looked back at Kate… "Oh yeah! And after that, you can see can see my beautiful daughter Elysia! Who's going to be an opera star when she's older!" Hughes yelled out happily strolling down the hall.

Kate sighed 'I knew it… It was bound to happen… Not like I can stop it…' Soon after that Kate was being dragged everywhere she went… 'I know my sister used to call me her keychain, but geez Hughes! You're taking me everywhere! What the freak!'

Hughes looked down at the now dragging Kate and smiled "I've got the sign-up sheets!" he waved the papers "You can become a member of the army if you want!"

Kate nodded "'Kate, The master sorter'! I like the sound of it… Hmm… Yes, yes! I want to!"

-Back to Kay and Miroku-

Kay Sighed... "Soo... Miroku... What do you want to do?" Kay leaned back on a bail of hay ripping out blades of grass and throwing them.

Miroku shrugged "I don't know... What do you want to do?"

Kay Sat up "Oh no! Don't start that again!" Kay glared at Miroku angrily.

Miroku sighed and leaned back on a bail of hay as well... "Well as long as we are here we should do something... I'm reeeeeeeeeallly bored right now..."

Kay nodded "Yep..." Kay then glanced to the side 'Darn you Kate! You probably are living it up in that cursed FMA world of yours!' Kay sighed and then turned to Miroku... Sooo... What do we do now?" Kay got up and sat by Miroku leaning over his shoulder.

Miroku looked back at Kay and then jumped "Gah! You can't jump on me like that!"

Kay sighed "You're the one who jumped… S'all your fault…"

Miroku laid down on the bail of hay "Want to see what's in the sky?"

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Of course, Hughes didn't know any better… He just went right ahead and let a 14 year old girl join the military… Kinda stupid, no? Well let's just see what happens in the next chapter!

As for Miroku and Kay… What's going on? What's Kay trying to do? Find out in the

next chapter!

Roy: I'll be in the next Chapter! -snaps fingers and sets Kate on fire- Whoops! Sorry… That's all I wanted to say -grabs packed suitcase and runs for it-

Kate: -pulls out book of wizard spell and casts 'cure serious wounds' on self- ROY MUSTANG GET YER' CAR BUTT BACK HERE! -chases after Roy with Flamethrower- I'll show ya how it feels! -shakes head and coughs, clearing throat- Ahem! Same as before! Reviews welcome! Flames are not… -glares at Roy-

Roy: -hides-

Kate: Any questions? I'd be glad to answer! Now… Back to what I was doing… -Pulls out bazooka and chases after Roy- BLAMIDDY!

Roy: STOP FAKING IT! I REALLY FLINCHED THAT TIME

Kate: -Puts on "Flame-Resistant" mask- I'll be posting the third chapter soon! See ya!